Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Jessi, what is this supposed to be?

[gasps] Oh, my God, is that Missy?

God, they make me feel twelve and a half again.

This summer I went to camp. Um...

-[dryer blowing] -Reading you loud and clear, big mama.

We literally just broke up with our eighth-grade boyfriends.

This class is way too hard.

I keep reading the same paragraph, and it makes less and less sense.

Are you kidding? You're like a hot, sexy cougar.

So you can tell me if any of the kids in your class are selling Quaaludes.

Indeed! Yes! Why don't you follow my fat ass to the powder room?

-That's a strong choice. -But it worked. They think I'm rich.

Okay, well, I'd rather you showed the whole class right now.

-...in Somalia. -What?

[laughing] I know!

welcoming the seventh-grade girls to the school."

Kill the boy and fuck the parents.

what's the target audience for Cafeteria Girls?

The motion passes!

We slid here on our own discharge.

And even though I was held back for a really funny reason,

Yeah, like first or second, I would say.

I love you too! Who said that?

-I'm just-- -Relax, I'm skipping too.

girls should be younger than their boyfriends.

But is that even possible?

Ugh, my dad doesn't even have a private recumbent bike.

Well, joke's on you, sweetheart, 'cause that was a fake name.

Okay, this has been my time.

Okay, homeroom was rough, but I can do math.

[laughing] Oh, my God. I still have his earlobe in my locket!

♪ Cafeteria Girls Life is their tray-hey-hey! ♪

[salaciously] Twelve years old.

So are you! You put in a tampon!

-[squeals] -You cannot spaz out like you usually do.

-Now who's booing us? -Yeah, what's going on?

Aw, you know what helps me study?

Holy snots, they're making out.

I think it's a great idea.

♪ It's all fish sticks, friends and fun ♪

Really? I like how she sings everything.

[both] ...we're making sustained eye contact with you guys.

Welcome to eighth grade, you girlbosses.