Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hi! Hello, I'm Jessi.

I know it's not, like, PC to say, but I am enjoying dating younger women.

And consume his flesh like we were at a human steak bistro.

Oh, you-- you-- you hated it?

Eighth grade! Look at us, growing up.

How many times do I have to tell you, it's hot that you're old!

Why don't you tell us what you accomplished this summer?

Now let's go home

-Stop, stop, stop! -Eighth-grade freaking boys!

♪ Oh, ooh, ooh! ♪

Miss Glaser, they're here for you.

Hey, sorry! Andrew, do you have to go to the bathroom?

You're basically the Coach Steve of this school.

Oof. When you say it like that...

Honestly, yes, but I'm so not into this.

-I wanna talk to your manager! -I am the manager.

I intentionally tripped a kid on the playground.

a famous controversy.

Let's just say, I grade on a curve.

Kitty Beaumont Bouchet, is that you?

First time seeing the ocean.

[both] ...so immature, it's crazy!

That's the new girl, Jessi, right?

Sounds like you pooped.

-[man] Chirp. -[kazoo plays]

Yeah. I like you. Would you let me sketch you?

I'm totally down to French kiss, Spanish fly,

You learn more in the real world than you ever could in a classroom.

Hey, Missy. Love the new look!

Of course you're not. It's not a safe place for a dummy loser.

This is Andrew.

That's why he's got a big cut on his tongue.

why would I go out for Munchkins when I got a doughnut machine at home?

-Yeah, Big Mouth. -Okay.

I'm filled with all sorts of delightful observations.

Yeah, I used to want to yum-yum on Nick's pelvic thumb--

Oh, we will find out soon what your flavor is.

Aw, this sucks. All the girls in our grade are taken.

Um, my homework.

I ate a ton of cotton candy before noon and then had a major meltdown.

And I was there teaching gymnastics.

-It's a tiger and a desk. -[both] Oh, my God!

You can't do the splits.