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Oh, no, I look like shit. But thank you.
"Oh, that's how you get the almond to stick to the chicken?"
- You! - Just a second.
(Exhales)
I'm sorry, but we're blended. We have to be civil.
No, my husband will stay home with the kids
Well, you're not gonna drink it alone.
I'll carry the cake. Will you carry the coffee?
- There's something else we're forgetting. - Sol, it's just a dinner.
(Panting)
To live here? Oh, my God.
Hey, Bud. Welcome.
There'd be blood or bullets. Something.
Mmm.
I just think people are on their best behaviour when they eat off china.
Our father and his boyfriend are having their children over for dinner.
I love both my virginities in this house. It's my house.
And I don't look like her?
No.
Do you think you're the only one that's having a hard time?
Do we have a poltergeist?
So, William, let's get down to brass tacks. How much?
Why are we talking about the almond meal chicken in there?
Excuse me.
Phones.
Better go ahead and get that. OK.
You think it's all right to ignore us?
I have to rethink the whole dinner now.
This is his house.
- You wanna hit Citibank? - (Grace laughing)
Do you not see me? Do I not exist?
We've gone in a different direction, and that took capital.
- Just because she's got grey hair? - What?
Mal, the bread crumbs are gluten-free. You're special, too.
Is it that obvious?
- I'm a Phoenix. - Oh. Good for you.
Nothing. It's just...
Lovely.
(Laughing) I'm sorry, are you trying to be ironic?
I can't deal with that, and I can't deal with you.