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That ain't gonna be too much trouble, Mr. Drysdale?

It reads like you're welcoming yourself.

Ellie Mae Clampett, you know I came to buy no hog in my house.

No, but it's pretty near time.

He just tried to ask me something and he couldn't find a word.

You can take the sirene, Granny.

And I can't afford to have Jed Clampett find out.

After 12 campaigns full of name-calling, he can hardly stand a side of bacon.

By the way, you won't have to vote.

Yes, look, we have a visiting dignitary in town, and he's mayor of one of our Midwestern cities.

You want to talk with me, Mr. Mayor, your honor, sir?

Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed.

And then there was the year that Fred Tyler run again, and old Mayor Hall came up with a dandy, Tippy Canoe and Tyler too.

Maybe if you spoke to Granny.

The purpose of my coming out here was to raise money to cover those mistakes and avoid a public scandal.

The mayor just come up with another dandy.

Oh, your honor, I just can't tell you what a thrill it was to setting up there beside you on your official car.

I shall return, and government of the people, by the people, and for the people, shall not perish from Bogsussle.

I say, we could have a real fire department with Granny's money.

Now, what am I gonna do?