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Yeah, Jeff.
Roger?
before the sun rises on Christmas Day.
I wanted to spend Christmas with my husband.
What do we do?
He can play the skin flute
Just because you married him
He's at the house.
I look forward to the day we meet again,
You don't have to die with the Smiths.
Oh, my God.
What? Nothing. Deliverance joke.
There is legend of a moonshiner who lives atop
Do you sell watch batteries?
But I guess if coked-out child soldiers
Okay, let's hide this guy in the backyard
She's my wife, and if you're important to her,
I hope you did, you butt licker!
Sir, if I asked what month it felt like to you,
We need more weapons.
Just because we're being hunted like dogs
I don't want to see a trace of you.