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It is you.
I'm going to shoot that fat turd in the belly.
I'm starting a new Christmas tradition.
You're a good boy.
Oh, my God, thank you!
And if you're sane,
It'd be weird if you didn't.
with four arms and...
I can't do anything right.
Damn it, Jeff. Go turn off your van.
Steve killed somebody?
Dad, stop it. He didn't know.
♪ ♪
My apologies, sir.
It's a Christmas miracle.
I heard that, Bob Todd.
Uh-oh.
That's the first place Santa will look for us.
Relax, Steve. Part of gun ownership
No, I'm kidding, but you-you have killed someone.
Just know that my methods are unusual.
Whoa, looks like your mom was right.
♪ The sun in the sky has a smile on his face ♪