Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You're a golden dumb-ass!
We can sharpen them with our mouths and make swords.
you'll never believe a word of this story.
Merry Christmas, all.
I make calendars.
Guess I'll have to go a different route.
Did I?
Well, I'm not gonna be able
♪ And he's shining a salute to the American race ♪
I got no use for your green money.
Francine, give Hayley your candy cane.
who makes the strongest whiskey known to man.
I'd never touch another gun as long as I live.
Go shopping in a store?
I want to help, Mr. S.
I'm what you might call an Advanced drinker.
What the hell am I supposed to do with it?
Oh, my God. Who is that?
Oh, my God.
Get out.
You found him, alien.
Dad, we have to get Jeff.
The radio's still on.
Right, Bob Todd? He can play the skin flute.
I'm telling you I can't get HIGH!!!