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♪ And he's shining a salute to the American race ♪
Right, Bob Todd? He can play the skin flute.
I make calendars.
who makes the strongest whiskey known to man.
Oh, my God. Who is that?
I'm what you might call an Advanced drinker.
Francine, give Hayley your candy cane.
I'd never touch another gun as long as I live.
Go shopping in a store?
Merry Christmas, all.
You're a golden dumb-ass!
Oh, my God.
We can sharpen them with our mouths and make swords.
You found him, alien.
What the hell am I supposed to do with it?
I want to help, Mr. S.
Dad, we have to get Jeff.
you'll never believe a word of this story.
Get out.
I got no use for your green money.
The radio's still on.
I'm telling you I can't get HIGH!!!
Guess I'll have to go a different route.
Did I?
Well, I'm not gonna be able