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Why did you have to give me a gun?
I called him.
If I had to guess, I'd say mid-October.
No.
Is it weird to have a boner?
A boy shot a man!
which gives them plenty of time to think of schemes.
The name's Bob Todd.
The emotional burden I've felt ever since...
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He's trying to kill us, you moron!
but when we look at him, all we see
Bob Todd Williams.
Okay, we got a fight on our hands, people.
So that year I got a vibrator from Santa,
I knew he wasn't Smith material.
Is it weird that I have a boner?
My name is Klaus Heisler.
I don't think that was a little person, Stan.
I promise I won't get Steve a gun for Christmas.
Then, what the hell is that noise?
This sucker tried to turn into liquid energy on me,
Merry Christmas.
socially I can't wear mascara
even though it makes my eyes pop like firecrackers.
Damn it! Me, too.
Jeff, what do you say