HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Who put food on the kitchen table? Did you do this?
We could pay off the second on the house and the credit card!
Listen, everybody! You shouldn't worry about this.
What do you think, baby? The first night on the boat.
The General says that's all the moneys he has Tell the General "shit happens cough it up"
You smell something?
Gio
- Everything's under control now. - I'll help you clean up.
Boss? I just wanted ... More dry rot? Don't worry about it.
Why didn't we just take a Princess Cruise?
Oh, my God. Oh, my God!
Yeah, I think you broke it, Boss.
If we stay on schedule, we'll be there for carnival!
- We don't know how to sail. - We'll use the engine and learn.
Can I speak to Jason, please? It's Ben Harvey.
Attaboy, Boss. You got the wind.
Just a lil squall
Do it! Get in the raft! Honey, get in.
Everybody listen to me!
We understand.
- Throw me a line! - Are you OK?
Didn't the boat belong to Clark Gable? Clark Gable plus Carole Lombard!
- No guns on this boat. - We need to fight off pirates.
Come on up here, Boss!
With those cute little cherub guys up there. Isn't it just so amazing?
captain Crust!!! Where is my key
He could have said revolutionaries, freedom fighters. No.
Boss
- Come back here! Ben! - Excuse me, folks.
.. Tell me where you've been last night, Caroline..
Kids, grab the mainsheet! Bring him in!
All right. Stay with me.
and my family in the clutches of Captain Ron.
- What's this? - Monopoly.
Honey, they did the Today Show in Cuba.
You don't have to wear those glasses.
I'll see you in the morning.
I got engaged.
You stole my wife, but not my car!
I was wondering what it'd be worth in less than perfect condition?
- No, that's real. Primo work. - You're fired.
No, clearly we both prefer tile. There's just no way ...
I agree with Caroline. It's land.
First things first. Stay here. I am going to find out where we are.
- Katherine! - I'm coming!
This is not a toy. It's a highly complex piece of equipment.
- What are you holding? - Winch drum.
Sure, Boss.
Yeah, he's good.
Mr. Harvey. I crossed these guys once before.
I have to admit, I was against all this.
Sweetie! Ouch.
Why Do the tides Change?
I forgot to fill it with oil.
Well, let's just get some cigars and relax.
I got tattooed. Mamba did it. It's a cool little rose.
Honey, don't worry about your glasses. Just stay there and hold on.
Life in Utah this week
“We’re getting a boat” Captain Ron
#HurricaneIrma
I have a couple of pieces of really big news!
- I'm glad you're back, Captain Ron. - I'm there for you.
- Where did you get this tattoo? - At Mamba's shop.
it went down the fucking drain
- Come on. You know how to do this. - Not in these shoes.
That glass out front? A window popped out of the 12th floor.
- Are you OK? - Yeah. Good job, Boss.
It wasn't smart to mention we brought revolutionaries to the island.
This is The Wanderer.
I gotta go. I'll see if I can make it.
I wouldn't worry about it, dear.
Hold on!
Black coffee with sugar, please.
- This is ... - I know, I know.
All diesels do that, honey.
Captain Ron trainee
Can I call you right back, Mrs. Holtzman?