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You kids keep up. Let's go.
We're getting a trailer!! All right, we're getting a trailer!
Gorillas. He did it on purpose. You can see it in his eyes ... eye.
GDCV is EATING MY BRAIN
Hang on! There it is!
It hasn't been surveyed since 1967. Have you seen it yet?
Mizzenmast, mizzenboom, mizzen halyard winch.
Honey, where are the kids?
She's really a great girl.
stick your toes in a boat drain
..square feet. No way you're gonna come in under $1,600.
Charged by the best sex we've had in three years,
Forget it. Never did fit, anyway. You gotta get them custom made.
Diesels love oil like a sailor loves rum.
Sorry, Boss. I think I broke my leg.
We’re having twin girls… Tell the general tough shit
We're getting a trailer!! All right, we're getting a trailer!
We'll take them out. Are they getting a good education? Two plus three?
vanish! now man overboard!
- He went that way. - You tattooed my kids!
Kick em off
jiggle your fucking toes in the drain jennie
- Good one, Caroline! - Keep quiet. Be quiet.
It shows.
Let her up, let her up!
- What are fenders? - Those rubber bumper things.
Wow!
- It drips a lot of oil, doesn't it? - All diesels do that.
Dad, what's that?
- Tough break. We'll have to go home. - Is he OK?
- We're going to a place next to it. - What's it called?
She's like a woman. Responds to touch. The power of the wind ...
- Mom, did you see that? - Don't just sit there. Pull me in.
It's just a little squall. And they leave you fast.
Yes ... Mr. Harvey. How are you?
You still there?
I can find someone else if you're not comfortable with him.
Waves lapping against the hull. You, me, in our floating palace.
Something about the statute of limitations.
We don't give lifts to armed revolutionaries.
It's way better than you'd think. It just needs a little work.
I can't wait for you to see this. It's so amazing.
- Mom is pissed. - Adiós!
When we get there, we're out of Cuban waters.
Father and son. Now he's bonding with Captain Cyclops!
But it has one of the best examples of Spanish forts in the West Indies.
There's one little catch. It's on the island San Pomme de Terre.
Well, it's a boat.
It’s the Caribbean El caribe
American girls are very, what's the word? Superficial?
- Dad! Dad! - Martin, help!
It shows.
- Yes! Why is that, Captain Ron? - Nobody knows.
That is great!
It is important to know the basics, and they're not that hard, right?
Makes you think, doesn't it? We all have things we want to do.
These are some of your uncle's things, removed for safekeeping.
Some day Marty will write. What if some day never comes?
It's just a little squall. They come on ya fast, and they leave ya fast
- What do you mean? - What could I mean?
We hit a reef. Huge son-of-a-bitch. Ran the whole coast.
Come on.
- Who's that? - It's the U.S. Coast Guard!
I can drive the boat.
You know you got a mop wedged against the door?
- Don't go nowhere. - Where would I go?
Current mood today... Woah! Mom's pissed!
- We can broaden their horizons. - Five!
cum on her foot while she wiggles her toes in the drain
Martin, I've never heard of these places.
B & O Railroad. That's $ 1.25.
- That was so cool! - Let's take a walk, shall we?
Don't panic! We know where we are. We have a compass and a chart.
I will not drop everything and go to a place no one's ever heard of.
Boardwalk with three hotels. That's $6,000.
captain Crust!!! Where is my key