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- Where is that again? - San Juan.
It's the tides, man. They can either work for you or they can work against you.
stomping on shower knob
Oh, no, don't tell me. He's back?
- Sounds romantic, huh? - It means potato.
Pirates of the Caribbean Been to Disney World, One too Many times, have we Captain ron?
That's my girl!
Over there!
- Did you find them? - What? No.
Mike, Adam & Tony WE'RE GONNA FUCKING DIE.
- Martin, are you OK? - It could happen to anyone.
Guys, you've been through this!
I'll do more than that if you don't get going. Move!
Always been a fast healer, of course I believe in Jesus
Well, let's hope so.
- Do you see that boat? - I see it, honey.
Wait, wait, wait!
The Caribbean is full of captains. We'll hire one to take it to Miami
cum on her foot with her toes in the drain
HurricaneIrma
Is there a problem?
- You're tough. You've got a tattoo. - A little one!
It was like, he speaks French! That is so cool.
It's all wood.
Skipper, the walls are kind of thin. We're not alone.
- I can see. All kinds of buttons. - It came with a 64-page manual.
- Where is your brother? - He's around. You guys!
But getting the sails up today was quite a rush for all of us.
I see ...
OK. On deck. We'll get the sails up. You want to save this boat?
Ben, the mainsheets!
Well, I'm the top hat. Be the battleship.
Dak Prescott is more cunning than I originally suspected.
- Who is he? - Dad, it's fake. It washes off.
He's such a character.
We're gonna fucking die.
Bloodthirsty, heavily-armed pirates against the Harvey family?
Keep her due north. Don't bump into anything. I'll get some shuteye.
- We've got our boat. - No, the pirates have our boat.
- No, that's my daughter Caroline. - My mistake.
primo work boss
Thank you for pointing that out.
I'm fine. Captain Ron broke his leg. I'm serious. Go see.
What a thrill it is to leave the turmoil of civilization behind.
Honey, let's not forget we have guests, if you know what I mean.
And you! Tell Roscoe you're not getting jack!
Give me a sec to tell them, OK? This is so cool!
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- You're engaged. - No, I didn't get engaged.
We’re having twin girls…. Tell the General “shit happens” cough it up
- Lucy, I'm home! - It suddenly got crowded in here.
- Yea, Dad! - Yea, Ben!
I'm not starting a fight. It's just my opinion.
They can get to be a little messy, if you know what I mean.
No, he's fine. He seems to know what he's doing. He was in the Navy.
You are lucky, yours is above the water line.
We could have been under it. Not the idiot that installed it ...
A guy with a spider on his head tattooed you somewhere private?
Sarah Sarah
- Hey! Are you the captain? - Josh Rico.
What's that? A mop.
Honey, hold on!
There’s the beauty. Nothing. Nada
I hate everything about you, you stupid, ugly ...
Back to the raft!
- There are children on this boat! - We've had enough!
Are you all right?
- We don't know if it's safe. - We'll find out on the ocean.