Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

So I went through all the different feelings...

"Having taken a few courses at the university this year,

♪ Some never have a chance ♪

I have to be honest though. I have-

And that is it. I'll be okay.

but it's going to get worse.

And then I blew it. I called him "basic."

Good, good, good. [Exhales]

[Sniffles] I love you.

Ah, yeah. Just a second, Corey.

♪ That'll never be me That'll never be me ♪

I got all this stuff I can show you. It all says the same thing.

- Do you know that look? - [Mouths Word]

How do you know what I'm gonna say? I don't know.

[Groans] You like it?

I'm a good person, but you are a great person.

I sat across from her at a mall. We ate together. That's eating.

No, I'm serious. So am I.

[Knocking] [Diane] Dad, are you okay in there?

Well, go ahead, pick it up if you want.

The toughest fellowship in the country, and you won it. I won?

[Jet Engine Whining]

I'll be home soon.

♪ I drive off♪

No, I'm not married. It's for my daughter. Oh, going to school.

It's kind of all right. Yeah.

You're headed for day care, buddy.

No, you don't know what it is! It's not for me.

By the way, I hardly remember- I've wiped her from my mind.

♪ To my lonely heart ♪

It's great to hear you say that, because-

♪♪ [Continues] I don't think so.

I just don't want it to get too heavy. I feel really overloaded.

♪ Saved it all for love ♪

She's a human being. She's a person. She's very talented, you know?

[Continues, Indistinct] I love this album.

I don't know. What, am I being selfish? I-

Three hours of commercial-free rock and roll. Good morning.

Lloyd, she's being difficult.

♪ City got me drownin' ♪ ♪♪ [Drum Beats]

Hi, Lloyd. How you doin'?

♪ Ah, love somebody ♪

and I've realized, what I probably should do is just carve out a goal,

Okay. All right, I will. Okay, bye.

The Back Bathroom (Snaps Fingers) Let's Go

You wanna make things easier on me? Then tell me where you were.

This gentleman is- He's 22, and he comes out of hiding, like, once a year for this occasion.

Don't worry about it. We’re just having coffee. We'll be antisocial.

We all know what the answers are.

Yeah, I don't want it. Um-

Sport of the future

♪ I see the doorway ♪ ♪ In your eyes ♪

How you doin'? Okay, fine.

Australia today...

- Pardon me? - I'll go.

Here's my keys! [Chuckling Scream]

- Let's get out of here. You want to? - [Diane] Yeah.

Uh, thank you very much. You've been very kind.

♪ And Tammerlane ♪♪

but as you get better, you hear less of it. [Engine Stops]

what are you doin' for lunch?

That's a whole story you don't want to hear. Sure I do.

You let me defend you.

Diane, everybody loved that you showed up. [Chuckles]

Lloyd, give it up. Do me a favor. Take a picture of me with her.

She's a brain... Trapped in the body of a gameshow hostess

and they ask us never to fly the friendly skies again.

Worry about that later!

It did? Uh-huh.

- I am. - No. No, the world is full of guys.

Dad, why are you acting this way? Is this because of the other morning?

Mine says stuff like, uh, "Lloyd, see you around maybe."

You're an inspiration, Lloyd. You should go on The 700 Club or something.

Hey, what's up, man? How's it goin'?

I love you guys.

When you found out that your daddy is a Big Time Ghetto D slanger

Diane, in a million years you could never be a priss.

which is the kiss of death for Lloyd. Why?

[Pats Shoulder]

You're probably standing there monitoring. So just, uh, one other thing.

No, don't say that. It's not good for you. Don't- You're right.

This is me telling you about me.

[Chuckles] I feel so bad being with you.

Diane Court! Dude, I can't do it, buddy.

♪♪ [Beat-boxing] ♪ Lloyd, Lloyd all null and void ♪

One question. Are you here 'cause you... need someone,

Get— Better get downstairs, huh? Yeah. I gotta change.

♪♪ [Dave Brubeck Quartet: "Take Five"]

He's Wiggin, Man.... He's Wiggin

How I make it through 24 hours of rain

♪ I am complete ♪ ♪ In your eyes ♪

to get on that plane with no attachments, no strings.

It's all so fucked up.

All right. Personalized flight gift from Corey: books, cassettes, magazines, anything?

Look at this one. Uh, did you-

What are these? Uh, Bavarian Dutch-style pretzels.

♪ It's the only one you own ♪♪

You're trying to get me to say something. That's why you’re telling me this.

Nuke it. Flame it. Destroy it. It hurts me to know it's out there.

[Quietly] God. [Sighs]

up to 12 months in advance.

You know, your room is always ready for you. You can come home if you want.

Self -actualization Woah

I have a letter from your daughter. Do you want it?

Hey! That’s it! That’s my house! I live there!

Well, you don't have to be so dramatic about it.

♪♪ [Acoustic Guitar]

I don't know. I felt like I wanted to tell you somethin' I didn't put in the letter.

but what you'll really be thinking is, "We had sex."

Listen, I don't know your name, but, uh- [Machine Beeps]

And— And I never get nervous around him.