Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Three hours of commercial-free rock and roll. Good morning.

That's a whole story you don't want to hear. Sure I do.

He's Wiggin, Man.... He's Wiggin

And then I blew it. I called him "basic."

[Groans] You like it?

♪ And Tammerlane ♪♪

And— And I never get nervous around him.

I sat across from her at a mall. We ate together. That's eating.

How you doin'? Okay, fine.

Well, go ahead, pick it up if you want.

Good, good, good. [Exhales]

♪ Ah, love somebody ♪

and I've realized, what I probably should do is just carve out a goal,

How I make it through 24 hours of rain

Listen, I don't know your name, but, uh- [Machine Beeps]

How do you know what I'm gonna say? I don't know.

What are these? Uh, Bavarian Dutch-style pretzels.

Hey, what's up, man? How's it goin'?

I'll be home soon.

You're headed for day care, buddy.

I don't know. What, am I being selfish? I-

[Knocking] [Diane] Dad, are you okay in there?

When you found out that your daddy is a Big Time Ghetto D slanger

You're probably standing there monitoring. So just, uh, one other thing.

Look at this one. Uh, did you-

[Quietly] God. [Sighs]

♪ I see the doorway ♪ ♪ In your eyes ♪

By the way, I hardly remember- I've wiped her from my mind.

The toughest fellowship in the country, and you won it. I won?

♪♪ [Acoustic Guitar]

Lloyd, she's being difficult.

but it's going to get worse.

Diane, in a million years you could never be a priss.

Okay. All right, I will. Okay, bye.

Lloyd, give it up. Do me a favor. Take a picture of me with her.

So I went through all the different feelings...

You're an inspiration, Lloyd. You should go on The 700 Club or something.

"Having taken a few courses at the university this year,

One question. Are you here 'cause you... need someone,

up to 12 months in advance.

Worry about that later!

♪♪ [Beat-boxing] ♪ Lloyd, Lloyd all null and void ♪

It's great to hear you say that, because-

Don't worry about it. We’re just having coffee. We'll be antisocial.

Well, you don't have to be so dramatic about it.

which is the kiss of death for Lloyd. Why?

Self -actualization Woah

You let me defend you.

what are you doin' for lunch?

You wanna make things easier on me? Then tell me where you were.

Yeah, I don't want it. Um-

Uh, thank you very much. You've been very kind.

[Chuckles] I feel so bad being with you.

This gentleman is- He's 22, and he comes out of hiding, like, once a year for this occasion.

No, I'm serious. So am I.

[Pats Shoulder]

Hey! That’s it! That’s my house! I live there!

Get— Better get downstairs, huh? Yeah. I gotta change.

- I am. - No. No, the world is full of guys.

[Sniffles] I love you.

♪ I drive off♪

Ah, yeah. Just a second, Corey.

It did? Uh-huh.

You're trying to get me to say something. That's why you’re telling me this.

[Jet Engine Whining]

♪ City got me drownin' ♪ ♪♪ [Drum Beats]

I got all this stuff I can show you. It all says the same thing.

You know, your room is always ready for you. You can come home if you want.

This is me telling you about me.

I don't know. I felt like I wanted to tell you somethin' I didn't put in the letter.

Diane, everybody loved that you showed up. [Chuckles]

♪ It's the only one you own ♪♪

Mine says stuff like, uh, "Lloyd, see you around maybe."

[Continues, Indistinct] I love this album.

We all know what the answers are.

Australia today...

I love you guys.

I just don't want it to get too heavy. I feel really overloaded.

♪♪ [Continues] I don't think so.

She's a human being. She's a person. She's very talented, you know?

♪ To my lonely heart ♪

And that is it. I'll be okay.

to get on that plane with no attachments, no strings.

♪ That'll never be me That'll never be me ♪

No, I'm not married. It's for my daughter. Oh, going to school.

♪♪ [Dave Brubeck Quartet: "Take Five"]

I'm a good person, but you are a great person.

Hi, Lloyd. How you doin'?

Diane Court! Dude, I can't do it, buddy.

No, don't say that. It's not good for you. Don't- You're right.

Sport of the future

Dad, why are you acting this way? Is this because of the other morning?

Nuke it. Flame it. Destroy it. It hurts me to know it's out there.

and they ask us never to fly the friendly skies again.

She's a brain... Trapped in the body of a gameshow hostess

The Back Bathroom (Snaps Fingers) Let's Go

♪ I am complete ♪ ♪ In your eyes ♪

- Do you know that look? - [Mouths Word]

All right. Personalized flight gift from Corey: books, cassettes, magazines, anything?

- Pardon me? - I'll go.

No, you don't know what it is! It's not for me.

It's kind of all right. Yeah.

I have to be honest though. I have-

♪ Some never have a chance ♪

It's all so fucked up.

♪ Saved it all for love ♪

but what you'll really be thinking is, "We had sex."

- Let's get out of here. You want to? - [Diane] Yeah.

Here's my keys! [Chuckling Scream]

I have a letter from your daughter. Do you want it?

but as you get better, you hear less of it. [Engine Stops]