Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

but as you get better, you hear less of it. [Engine Stops]

[Knocking] [Diane] Dad, are you okay in there?

It's all so fucked up.

♪♪ [Beat-boxing] ♪ Lloyd, Lloyd all null and void ♪

I sat across from her at a mall. We ate together. That's eating.

It's great to hear you say that, because-

what are you doin' for lunch?

How you doin'? Okay, fine.

We all know what the answers are.

♪ I drive off♪

You're headed for day care, buddy.

Self -actualization Woah

How do you know what I'm gonna say? I don't know.

♪ Ah, love somebody ♪

[Sniffles] I love you.

Sport of the future

♪ Saved it all for love ♪

It's kind of all right. Yeah.

I have a letter from your daughter. Do you want it?

♪ I am complete ♪ ♪ In your eyes ♪

Nuke it. Flame it. Destroy it. It hurts me to know it's out there.

Mine says stuff like, uh, "Lloyd, see you around maybe."

Hi, Lloyd. How you doin'?

I don't know. What, am I being selfish? I-

I have to be honest though. I have-

Here's my keys! [Chuckling Scream]

You wanna make things easier on me? Then tell me where you were.

- Let's get out of here. You want to? - [Diane] Yeah.

And then I blew it. I called him "basic."

Yeah, I don't want it. Um-

and I've realized, what I probably should do is just carve out a goal,

Well, you don't have to be so dramatic about it.

The Back Bathroom (Snaps Fingers) Let's Go

No, don't say that. It's not good for you. Don't- You're right.

♪ And Tammerlane ♪♪

I'm a good person, but you are a great person.

Diane, in a million years you could never be a priss.

This gentleman is- He's 22, and he comes out of hiding, like, once a year for this occasion.

Okay. All right, I will. Okay, bye.

One question. Are you here 'cause you... need someone,

♪ To my lonely heart ♪

I got all this stuff I can show you. It all says the same thing.

I love you guys.

Ah, yeah. Just a second, Corey.

This is me telling you about me.

No, I'm serious. So am I.

I don't know. I felt like I wanted to tell you somethin' I didn't put in the letter.

Don't worry about it. We’re just having coffee. We'll be antisocial.

♪ That'll never be me That'll never be me ♪

♪♪ [Continues] I don't think so.

but it's going to get worse.

It did? Uh-huh.

but what you'll really be thinking is, "We had sex."

♪♪ [Acoustic Guitar]

Get— Better get downstairs, huh? Yeah. I gotta change.

She's a brain... Trapped in the body of a gameshow hostess

You're trying to get me to say something. That's why you’re telling me this.

Three hours of commercial-free rock and roll. Good morning.

Lloyd, she's being difficult.

And that is it. I'll be okay.

No, I'm not married. It's for my daughter. Oh, going to school.

Lloyd, give it up. Do me a favor. Take a picture of me with her.

The toughest fellowship in the country, and you won it. I won?

No, you don't know what it is! It's not for me.

Diane, everybody loved that you showed up. [Chuckles]

Dad, why are you acting this way? Is this because of the other morning?

You let me defend you.

You're an inspiration, Lloyd. You should go on The 700 Club or something.

You know, your room is always ready for you. You can come home if you want.

By the way, I hardly remember- I've wiped her from my mind.

[Groans] You like it?

Hey, what's up, man? How's it goin'?

Worry about that later!

and they ask us never to fly the friendly skies again.

[Quietly] God. [Sighs]

- I am. - No. No, the world is full of guys.

Listen, I don't know your name, but, uh- [Machine Beeps]

Australia today...

All right. Personalized flight gift from Corey: books, cassettes, magazines, anything?

♪ Some never have a chance ♪

Well, go ahead, pick it up if you want.

That's a whole story you don't want to hear. Sure I do.

Good, good, good. [Exhales]

When you found out that your daddy is a Big Time Ghetto D slanger

So I went through all the different feelings...

Look at this one. Uh, did you-

He's Wiggin, Man.... He's Wiggin

I just don't want it to get too heavy. I feel really overloaded.

"Having taken a few courses at the university this year,

Diane Court! Dude, I can't do it, buddy.

- Pardon me? - I'll go.

She's a human being. She's a person. She's very talented, you know?

I'll be home soon.

up to 12 months in advance.

[Continues, Indistinct] I love this album.

How I make it through 24 hours of rain

What are these? Uh, Bavarian Dutch-style pretzels.

[Jet Engine Whining]

to get on that plane with no attachments, no strings.

Hey! That’s it! That’s my house! I live there!

- Do you know that look? - [Mouths Word]

[Chuckles] I feel so bad being with you.

which is the kiss of death for Lloyd. Why?

♪ City got me drownin' ♪ ♪♪ [Drum Beats]

♪ It's the only one you own ♪♪

♪♪ [Dave Brubeck Quartet: "Take Five"]

[Pats Shoulder]

♪ I see the doorway ♪ ♪ In your eyes ♪

And— And I never get nervous around him.

You're probably standing there monitoring. So just, uh, one other thing.

Uh, thank you very much. You've been very kind.