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I feel terrible.
I win an argument every six years or so.
Sxse
Oh, yes, steven !
Us ? Who has time to talk about us ?
Well, according to my research, naked boobies.
I mean, I have to take my top off and sort records, and then
Now let's go home and
Look, donna, your problem is you've got too much going on.
You were just trying to make me look bad.
that I'm gonna go upstairs and take a nap.
welcome to life.
And to promote it, they want to put me on a billboard
but I want to have sex with you.
Hit her in the face with a wiffle ball bat.
Your husband hasn't even been dead two months !
donna and i have to french-kiss. It's exhausting.
Sorry, man. I'm listening to george carlin's "seven dirty words you can't say on radio and television."
I love camaros, zeppelin and french fries, in that order.
Yeah, when middle-aged women get mad, they get super pissed.
I'd get an autograph for you.
It's demeaning.
Okay,