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I've noticed that every day you come home from the record store tired and irritable,
I mean, the less you have going on, the less you have to worry about. Look at me.
Mrs. Forman,
mr. Randall felt bad for me, so he hired me back as an intern,
her new nickname's gonna be crying, no-job, street prostitute sarah.
Okay.
that'd be like me saying G. I. Joe has a karate grip.
I love you, and all I want is for us to be together.
so if you're older than 36, which you are, then by definition, you're middle-aged.
The girl is freakin' hot !
Okay,
Okay, not only did I get my job back, but I had conditions.
When tom jones gets here, you're not gonna throw your underpants at him, are you ?
Well, then you should go to him and tell him how you feel.
When I put one on, I jiggle just like jelly.
Okay, let's role-play. Pretend I'm hyde, and then say everything you want to say to him to me.
It is so fun. Everyone at the station's been super nice,
Well, if you're gonna make out with fez, then so am I !
I was just telling kitty how I had to chase down his limo to get her an autograph.
Well, and that is why I am making this meatball hero
Eh.
tom jones is booked, and everything is set.
All right, here I go.
tom jones is stuck in a snowstorm. He's not coming.
Hi, um, I just wanted to thank you for getting me fired.
oh, thank you !