Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Your eye. - Yeah, your eye.

Gotta catch a glimpse of this warlock

It's not the going with the ladies I care about...It’s the cumming

I'll be honest with you for a second.

Yeah, i dont know what the problem is, the guild made gold.

Yeah. Like a man dick.

It's like they're so tight that one ball is, like, above my dick, even.

When your denied access to the boss gym

IT'S THE CUMMING...

...that I found out she was an actual whore.

And she's been yammering about you all night.

Go to school, boys.

I've never been with an older guy before.

For your information

And then he jumps over you, he feels you up, violates you.

You guys on sticks tonight … err?

Hi. Did you hear about the party tonight?

Apparently she’s not gonna do sh*t

Gettin that fa sho

- It's an odd crime for a Jew. - They're pretty docile.

You’re not coming!

Look, I can't do this. I told you already, I have an exam tomorrow

- Lot of people with weird names. - Chingy. Shakira.

I’ve never before seen that in mah lahf

I should get moving. I should get moving.

- ...to see a fucking fight. - Hey, hey, hey.

You have my number I have your information. So put her there

There's only one way to settle this, guys.

- Becca... - Evan, can you hear me?

If I equals the square root of negative one...

We made it. We made it with the booze and everything.

...and it happened way too early.

- Wanna do this, 'roid monkey? - Fuck you!

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We got to hang around adults, which was a nice change of pace.

- Unforgivable things. - I hear you, man.

At least you don't have a black eye from it.

Bake him a cake with a fuckin trophy in it

I was so shitfaced last night. I shouldn't have fucked that guy.

It's not the going with the ladies I care about...

I'd give my middle nut to start dating Becca.

Hello, hello. Hey, guys.

We're so fucked.

Don't make me feel weird because I like porn.

- What up? - Morning. Morning.

- Someone forgot to call pest control. - Yep.

Shut the fuck up kyle

So you do want wins? You want some sort of wins?

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

When UR forced to SPAM ur Customer

I don't understand why you were smoking cigarettes with those cops.

Why the fuck Would you put in for twos

- Shoot-off. - Shoot-off.

You almost gave me a God damn heart attack!!!

Oh, man. Midnight, baseball bats and boogeymen. Beautiful.

Why do you guys have detergent?

We've got a fresh 12 pack of Press

What the fuck? It finally comes out. That's good, man.

You want a line of cocaine?

It's the best thing.

Who wouldn’t?

I've been praying for a jam. I'm literally waking up and praying...

oh god george look you've layered on iontellicecerlinks! that's what why you don't get into god's gym with those fiuristicklaoopcelkaks!

I’ve been praying for a baby. Literally waking up and praying…

- You fucking prick. - What?

It's in. Oh, my God, it's in.

No way, man. I work there. They know I'm not 25.

How am I supposed to find one guy?

This isn't terrible. I mean, it's up to you, Fogell.

Oh no, it’s the cops!

...at some other time.

Oh, my God, Fogell's rooming with Evan.

Now hold hands.

Hey hey Paul why don’t you go poop your pants again

Look. Look what we... We can just drink this.

You know how many drawings are of Hitler? The best kinds!!!

Like he called me hymen until I was 12.

You look like Pinocchio.

You know, I'm actually good right now. But thank you.

I know that slap chops i know that

...and she obviously hasn't realized it yet...

So I gotta sit at the game alone, like I'm fucking Steven Glanzberg?

I've ignored my hatred for Rebecca Rabbit in coming up with this plan.

you invited your fucking friends again?

We met when we were 8. We were fine before then.

Once again the conversation is about meeeeee

No. Dude, I know I talk a lot of shit, okay?

we could be those schmucks!

Becca, this is kind of intense.

Really? Yeah, that's what we should be talking about right now.

I’M A CONSERVATIVE

- Yeah, yeah. - Right on.

- Watch your step. I fell earlier today. - You serious?

Come here. Come here, man.

How many 21-year-olds are in this town?

We got right in

- Are they hard to shoot? - If you're Michaels, they are.

- Give me one sec to talk to him. - Stay right here.

Fucking calm down, Dave. It's soccer.

I should be getting a move on, for sure.

Yeah, no problem.

Yeah, man. Let's show these fuckers how we roll!

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

- Blue guys! - Resisting. Resisting!

- Should I walk? - Yeah, sure.

Pair up with her. Station four.

× "Dude. Dude. We're So Gonna Get Fucked Up."

Bullshit phone. Piece of shit.

Calm down, Seelarke. It’s women’s bball.

John, you're not in San Jogay anymore By the way, hav e you spoken to dick harder lately?

Stop being such a vagine ….

I’ll give it another shot I’ll give AI another shot

When I was a little kid, I kind of had this problem.

Bake him a cake with a fucking file in it

That IS fucking devastating

It was deli... It looked weird. But it was delicious.

And thank you very much for bringing everything, again.

Alright I’ll give it another shot I’ll GIVE IT ANOTHER SHOT.

I know that j.d Walker , i know that

Perfect. Good. All right, man.

...to pick up my brand-new fake ID.

without your massive dps gains with that full t6!

I’m in. Oh, my God, I’m in.

I didn't wanna, but my wife insisted.

He’s going to florida No hes not

Don’t be such a dick, man!

I got into some schools, some pretty good ones. So I'll be fine.

Dealing with people in Walmart got me like

Okay. Gotta go.

- Okay, I'll see you soon. - Peace.

Ev, wake the fuck up, man.

I Know That, Big Fat Sanoussi! I Know That!

Yuta! Get off the field!

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I can't do that. I can't let Jules see me in what I wore to school.

Hey hey, it's you, Pants and Doe

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Ma’am…did you do this on the floor!?

- Thanks for taking him, Seth. - No... No problem, Jane.

That’s like slapping god across the face For giving you a gorgeous gift

Fogell, this ID says you're 25 years old.

- Like... - What? What?

It's probably some lame house party. We'll drop you off after. Cool?

I've been praying for the game. I'm literally waking up and praying

Me and ole are always kind of cooking of these ideas

It was my last chance and I fucked it up and...

...like feet and pee-pee and shit and stuff like that.

Looks like you're standing funny. You wouldn't stand like that. Like a duck.

I can’t believe those sellouts make such catchy commercials

That's fun. Why do they make that?

We’re gonna rock out with our cocks out.

It’s not the going with the ladies I care about ….its the coming

We’re gonna rock out with our cocks out

Please don't shoot. Shut up and spread your shit!

Don't make this weird. Sing.

Both my reactions no matter who wins tomorrow

By the time college rolls around...

I got into some schools OK Some pretty good ones so I’ll be fine

Where's all the stolen liquor Danny Ocean? Did you hide it up your butt?

You dumb fucking whore

- Becca. - Bye, guys.

- Who are you? - I'm nobody.

I know that Oscar i know that

Some women pride themselves on their dick taking abilities

Why the fuck would it be between that or Mohamed?!

- Oh, shit. - Oh, my.

- Caucasian. - All right.

She wants our dicks In and around her mouth

You guys want to drop tonight? Asshole.

Don't let my big head big head big head big head scare you

- Really cool. - A badass name.

- Can I hear it again? You have time? - Yeah, yeah, Seth.

Well, Reese, The funny thing about my back is

Tiger got out of the cage, man. All right? I'm sorry. Come on, Guys

- Oh, fuck me. - Look at those nipples.

That was like 8 albums ago, asshole

You know what I'm talking about. Miroki, you're embarrassing me.

Seth, it's dishes time. What's the holdup?

She's the hottest woman alive

You're making me feel like I'm a bad guy, like...

- The joint can't hold me. - Holy shit, Fogell's a badass.

It's completely unbecoming.

After a random crackie asks for a ride at BLUFF

Apparently someone has a connecting flight

I’ve been praying for a Kirk Cousins trade I’m literally waking up and praying to see a fucking Cousins trade

I'm gonna cry myself to sleep every night.

...don't keep it inside for 10 years, say it like a fucking man!

You don't wanna, you know?

Giannis is a bitch

I wanna watch my old spice guy saying ba ba ba ba ba power bearglove

Muuustard on the beat Hoe!

Happy birthday, Ed… wait, what’s your real name again?

What’re we gonna bake him a cake with a fuckin file in it?