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He just came at me. I took him down.

Peter Parker and Bruce Wayne could never meet, so ha!

Who the fuck is Seth?

Get off the bus or I'm calling the cops.

- Car 98, that's you. Do it. - Fuck.

You’re an organ doner…

We got a situation at Bailey's, so we'll drop you off after, all right?

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It is awesome, McLovin.

I didn't realize that.

Well done. Seriously. See you after class.

- I should buy Becca alcohol? - Yeah, it'll be pimp.

I wash and dry I'm like a single mother

Yeah. - Good shit, right, Morikawa?

I am fired anyway. I work at Kroger Im just drilling holes. The last two weeks. Fuck it!

Okay so we have an African jew…

Seven bucks?? Are you fuckin' serious??

- Fuck! Over! - Okay, watch this.

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It’s a maybe, for me…at this point

I was gonna give you a nudge... A punch, the friend thing.

Yeah, I'd like that.

Can somebody help me holy crap teammates! (2009)

Let's fuck and Get Sweaty!

Be seeing you, my Bearglove

Draw pictures of dicks.

Nice ponytail, asshole.

I'm gonna tell Becca how I feel. Maybe she'll get with me.

I'll give mobaxterm another shot

...and I gotta look over at that.

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He would love that. He’d be smitten. He’d go out with that.

- And this one. - It's off.

We gotta go. Those fucking cops are here, man.

- Really funny. - There you go.

Apparently someone has to go to work

What the fuck do you think you're doing?

She was amazing. And then it was exactly 23 months later...

- Yo! Fight! - Move it!

Oh, shit, it's Cary Hutchins.

This is fucking crazy.

Fuck me, right?

- An M&M. - An M&M.

You know what type of foods stain? The best kinds

I’m binging; I feel like one of those bingers now

So I gotta sit and watch the game alone like I’m fucking Steven Glansburg?

- You used my leg as a tampon! - I'm calling the cops.

Both my reactions no matter who wins tomorrow

This rink’s a freak. It’s the biggest rink in the world

Fucking calm Down, John It’s Clash

- Don't tell Fogell about the party. - Gangsters. What's up, guys?

No, Evan, that wasn't part of the plan.

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I've been praying for a fight. I'm literally waking up and praying...

Think he was Vietnamese, it was with a P-H.

I don't know. What?

Robin did you do this Someone should clean this up

I bet you play the whole mysterious-guy thing, right?

You want a line of cocaine?

I read that the Cardinals recently added more Hops to their lineup

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Kurt you drink, you drink.

So you do want some cod later? You want some or no?

I gotta catch a glimpse of these warlocks.

Well, you gotta get me some Kyle's Killer Lemonade.

- You might just be doing... - Hey, prof.

WELL THE FUNNY THING ABOUT MY BACK IS

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I am so sorry, man. I am so sorry.

You gotta fucking take care of this.

Don't worry about it. I'm not worried at all.

We could be that mistake!

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Why the fuck wouldn't I report you? You just hit me with your car.

Enjoy shaking your ass I will!

Technically I dont have a first name, So don

Don't make me feel like that. I thought it was cool.

Better be more than 7 bucks in that wallet My Birthday card on the 20th deserves more lol

...with a decent-looking girl.

P in vagi. She wants to fuck, man.

Definite yes, then.

I'll watch that fa sho

Looks like the most fun I've ever seen in my life

I did it, dude. I even offered to pay for it.

...pumpkin patch, given the time of year.

Read a fucking book

You don't want an asshole where your face used to be, Waylon jennings

So one day I'm finishing up this real big, veiny, triumphant bastard.

Yeah, yeah. Do what you gotta do. Mix it over. I'll be over by the car.

That’s kind of a personal question

My brother came from Scottsdale, Arizona to be here.

You got, like, two dozen handjobs.

I almost blew a load into my bellybutton.

Yeah, one little bottle of spermicidal lube.

You gotta keep that tape, McLovin. It is badass.

I'm not trying to insult her.

Fucking calm down Shelton, it’s car crash defense work

When she first hears about bagel beers

You bailed on me!

- It's beautifully done. - I think we're gonna get an A.

This isn't gonna do shit. Get in the car. Get in the car.

You die! You're next!

Hey Paul… You about my Jags party this Thursday?…

McLovin bailed!

You better get us a shitload of cash or a shitload of alcohol...

- Don't be a hero tonight, guys. - Wrong night for that.

She had back problems, man.

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You don't have to rush off like that.

- Thank you so much, that's... - You're welcome. Don't worry about it.

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Can I hold one of your guns?

What if they make me put the liquor back? I can't do that.

W..wh...was she like us, or...?

I though you are ancestors.

You’re the best. You’re so....unique

- Should I run? - Yes.

She wants my dick in and around her mouth

I was very secretive about this whole dick operation I had going on.

One talk? Who are you, Seal?

My older brother says, like, the nastiest shit.

This is bullshit.

Well, the funny thing about my knee...

- Yeah, sure. - Fine with me. Why not?

I just wish we could make it up to you somehow, man.

Fuuuck that! You go!

- What? - Bec...?

No, those are way too tight.

Dude We’re so gonna get fucked up

...you're gonna write a witness report saying they leapt in front of our car like mad men...

Hey, Seth, you can't park in the faculty lot.

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Happy birthday, Ed… Wait, what’s your real name again?

Now Angeli’s gotta pick up all the pieces.

...did you hear about Dennis’ playoff party tomorrow?

I’m just drilling holes Last five weeks, fuck it!

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You’re a fucking pussy!

Send backup! There's so much blood...

That was like 2 weeks ago, asshole

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Yeah, I'm McLovin. I'd like to buy some...

you know, you scratch our backs, we'll scratch yours.

Or I dry hump the shit out of her leg.

What the fuck, man?

- McLovin? - No, no, no.

- I can't wait to see you. Evan? - Okay, bye.

...but you could stop by if you wanted to.

Apparently someone has to go to work

Hey Chris why don’t you go piss your pants again?

You just violated her with your penis? Michaels, look.

Jeez, why don't you go cry about it?

Then he jumps over you, he feels you up, violates you

Fuck that. You go.

Sitting here eating alone Like Steven glansberg

- All right. - Hey.

I know that kill bill, i know that

Like one's Latina, one's Asian, you know, there's one for fetishes...

Yeah, kind of had to catch that bus.

You really wanna do this?

Hell, yeah, We should get some lunch beers.

Well apparently someone has a fishing trip

Oh, God. Oh, God. Go get Gaby, please.

Maybe you and I rubbed up against each other at some point.

I say it's just like a woman Even after your dead, they want to tear your heart out

McLovin, stop him! Do it, do it, do it, do it!

I’m here at home, isolated and alone taking dr Jones depo at 6am and I gotta look over at that

Well, apparently somebody Wants This Job

When I saw bae for the first time

Have you ever stared into his eyes?

how badly do u wanna fuck me?

And it's not even that big of a deal.

Hey, so did you bring a condom for tonight?

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you're a hero!!!

I know. I've wanted to get with you, like, so hard.

Shut The Fuck Up, Noagle

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That's the coolest fucking story I've ever heard in my entire life.

Don't do it, kid.

Maizy’s a bitch.

I would do terrible disgusting things to play golf.

So is this gonna be me tomorrow???

All right, Jules' partner isn't here today either.

That’s funny. That’s a fucking funny joke.

I couldn't touch the pen to paper without drawing the shape of a penis.

I mean... You're not Core

It’s all I have, man. It’s all I have.

Let's do another one to me!

I Don't Believe it!!

Tell me about it... Samesies

All right. You look like a future paedophile in this picture, number one.

You're right, these look stupid. Let's get the fuck out of here.

Oh, that's true.

That was eight years ago asshole! People don’t forget!

I would do terrible disgusting things to hookup with her

...and you get access to other sites.

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I should fucking kill you, you motherfucker!

Yeah? Yeah, okay. Back up.

Stay calm! Fuck!

Come on, guys, let's go!

- Hold his fucking hand! - Fucking hold my hand.

You better get us a shitload of cash or a shitload of alcohol...

Is there another squad car in the area that could be of further assistance?

Jeez, why don't you go cry about it?

me when paul says he can’t come to meredith

It's flawless. Check it.

I know that jungle fever, i know that

- Okay. Ladies... Ladies first. - Okay.

She got incredibly hot over last summer...

Sir did you this? To California?

- Your legs lifted off the ground. - That is bona fide badass, man.

Get out of here. They're gonna make me run laps.

Man, that's gonna get you so much ass.

I heard they recently decided to add more anjeo to it

Lizard doesn’t have the skill or the steady feet... To pull off a manoeuvre like that

APPARENTLY SOMEONE HAS AN EXAM TOMORROW

DAY TRADER 4 LYFE THEY SHOULD BE SUCKING ON MY BALLSACK

Were chafe brothers

Enjoy Fucking Babjak

That was 8 minutes ago

Enjoy fucking jewels I will !

YA DUMB FUCKIN WHORE

You calling your friends, your fantastic friends?

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