Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

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Seth's Own Throat Coat

No. No problem whatsoever.

The world's gonna explode if we don't spend every second together?

You know, one of you bros could've come up and sat up with me.

he looks like he can take a dick.

- You know this guy? - It's...

Hey Greg why don’t you go poop your pants again?

Yea it was between a 14 and a 16g

It's so good to... How are you feeling?

No, let's not... Let's hang on a second here.

He's my best friend. Oh, shit.

Dude! We're so gonna get fucked up

That was a fast kid.

Yeah, but I'm doing like...

No, no, I'm gonna be there for sure. Full throttle.

That was like 20 years ago, asshole. People don't forget...

Fa sho! I'm there Fa sho!

It’s the fa cup Calm down

That was like 8 years ago, asshole

...you know, cops can have a fun time too, you know?

They make them more supple and symmetrical.

You're, like, the coolest person that's ever talked to me.

when am I gonna need to cook tiramisu?

Saponaras all day

I’m hitting bowls Last day, fuck it

That's bailing.

enjoy your remaining years you sick fuck

No ones the Instigationist. The Instigationist never existed

Oh, really? You don't have the technology or the steady hands...

Hey, Susan. Are you gonna party tonight or no?

no offense but when am I going to need to know the virginia cDPA?

No offense. And I just think that I don't ever need to cook tiramisu.

Are we gonna bust him out of jail? Bake a cake with a fucking file in it?

Why don’t you fall asleep through the draft again?

- I'm not a piece of meat. - You two are funny.

Rose: Enjoy your boobs

BEARGLOVE BEARGLOVE up

So I gotta sit and drink alone, like I'm fucking Steven Glanzberg?

- Fuck you. - Give me that.

Listen, and then she said she was gonna give me a blow-J.

You're a Donor store what ?

I'm here in my unit, isolated and alone, playing my terrible fuckin bats

I told her what time it was.

McLovin! What the fuck?

Nothing. It's my attempt at humour. I was just...

You look so pretty.

I’ll give home ec another shot

Is there a problem here, sir?

I would do terrible, disgusting things to hook up with Sophie!

Tommy wants to fuck me He wants my dick in and around his mouth

"Why do you have 1000+ hours in Lego Star Wars: The Complete Saga?"

I'm like a single mother.

BEARGLOVE! Shit

...it's the coming.

You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds!

- Dude, stop! - Bill, Bill! Check it out!

She's way smashed.

You dumb fuckin’ whore

You tell that idiot you're not rooming with him next year?

Well, don't you guys, like, need it for, like, evidence or...?

I'm in. Oh, my God, I'm in.

Right in the nads!

Shark Eno Eno Eno Eno En-o-gee with Bearjeka Eno Eno Eno Eno En-o-gee with Bearjeka Eno Eno Eno Eno En-o-gee with Bearjeka Eno Eno Eno Eno En-o-gee with Bearjeka

- Okay? We're screwed. - Okay.

I don't know. Nothing. It's fine.

Can you get us Goodies?

- You're getting that! - No, I'm not!

If I'd paced myself, I'd be having at least steady sex...

We’re blood brothers...

What the fuck, Seth?

Since we were little kids, since elementary school...

After Madelynn out ran 1131

Well, I was hit by a car. It's a long story.

- We are so gonna get laid tonight. - I am. I'm gonna get laid.

Can you answer me?

You’re a fucking pussayyyy

- Yes! - Beginner's luck. Beginner's luck.

Po Po Po Po Power with Tigerclaw

I'm not putting down your profession, but it's just the way I feel.

You want some amazon prime membership free shipping for dinner?

But not just her, for her whole party. You know what that means?

Shut the fuck up, Derka.

I Know That, Big Fat Sanoussi! I Know That!

Kyle's Killer Lemonade. That's kind of gay, but I can get it for you.

Fucking calm down, Bryan. It’s soccer… it’s soccer

- Let's just go get some dessert. - I can't, I gotta go meet my counselor.

Who's gonna give it to her, huh, my man? You, that's who.

By the time the college football playoff rolls aroind

So you do want alcohol? You want some or no?

...and you lied to your best friend and you just don't care anymore?

- Super gay. - All right, let's stop this madness.

- I'm sorry. It was an accident. - It's okay.

Shoot off? Shoot off!

From the makers of drop zone and 8 mile

No, you can do this, man. Come on.

I know that HANNAH MONTANA I know that

Evan, that’s PSYCHO shit man.

We were going to, but we got into different schools.

Don't be such a dick, man!

That was like 2 weeks ago, asshole

Did you think that maybe she's using you to get her alcohol?

And stop being such a pussy for once… … Cutro

Hey, calm down. Let me get a picture of that real quick.

Make the group chat proud, Check.

Just fucking listen, okay?

Can somebody help me holy crap teammates! (2009)

Let's go to a liquor store and watch your stupid ID get rejected.

prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law

Fun shit? But I never see you at Keeneland every year

Fuck. Fuck, man, so heavy.

Dude, Jules is having a fucking party.

Wrong year for that.

Shut Your Dirty Whore Mouth player! Player!

its called startegy

I got a fucking email. Saying that you ordered it.

You're weird for not flopping on your back. I'm normal as shit.

You know how many plant holders are shaped like dicks? The best kinds

- Really? - Yep. That's that.

There. That's not so hard, is it?

- The fucking singer, Jimmy's brother! - That's not me, man.

It’s just an overdose, it’s just an overdose

Remember? He’s RF! The guy. The rinser!

That’s psycho shit.

The fucked-up thing is, I actually do, okay?

- What are you talking about? - Becca. She's been waiting for you.

"Now We're Never Gonna Bone Because Of That Used Tampon, Fogell."

No, that's how I roll. That's the thing.

Stop Being A Pussy For Once

Orgies and fucking your gf friends!

Did you just call me a bitch?

either way. Either way's fine.

Luke Bryan’s new song “What She Wants Tonigh”

You seen the movie Kids? You totally look like Telly, man.

He was Jewish! Ok, Jew..

Fucking calm down, Dave. It's hockey.

Can I... Should I just walk?

My parents will see that my car's been towed and I'll be grounded.

We never would've been able to handle so much

Then I'll cut your dumb little fucking face off...

She dated Dan Remick, who's had a six-pack since, like, kindergarten.

Fuck you! And next time you're pissed off about something...

You know what? I bet I know your trick, McLovin.

You’re the hero!

Come down Szafa it’s soccer Come down Szafa it’s soccer

Take your nuts out of your shells!

Who’s gonna give carry the boats, You Are, that’s who

Alright I’ll give it another shot

That's me and him.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

That's because of all the other fun shit I'm off doing.

It whizzed right by me, and I said, Stay away from me, you know.

- You bailed on me. - I didn't bail on you.

You're fucking living the dream, Michaels!

Come on, McLovin.

Yuma! Get off the field!

You're a fucking pussy.

Mohammad is the most common name on earth. Read a fucking book.

Turn Around There's Spider-Man Over There

- Yeah. - Okay.

Yeah well I’m sorry the Coen brothers Don’t direct the half hour tv shows I watch

I mean, was he...? Was he like us, or...?

Yes, and three-quarters of a blowjob, but who's counting?

They fucking shot Seth, I know it.

- How are you? - Good.

- You didn't even bring a condom? - No.

Look, just act cool and act casual, and try and look old.

I know that trollz i know that

The Fucking Singer, Jimmy's Brother!

Yeah, the camel tail. It's right...

Don't listen to him, officer.

- Seth's here. - Seth, you're here.

Seriously, it really made the night.

Everyone should hold a gun at least a couple times.

You're the best. You're so unique.

- Get Daddy. - Get Daddy!

mclo ja re ? mclo...MCLOVIN?

For some reason, I don't know why, I would just kind of sit around all day...

So, what are you doing tonight?

Me too. I get free haircuts. I'm not taking the fall.

...and I think I figured out which website I wanna subscribe to.

...where do you think I met her?

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

- I gotta wash this off. Is this the line? - What does it look like?

Yeah. He's a beast.

[ PO PO PO PO POWER WITH BEARGLOVE]

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Just think about it. Hey, I’m a nice guy

Oh, God, I wish.

No, that's why you picked a dumb fucking name.

You guys want to drop tonight? Asshole.

If you're not in this class, leave this class.

But I could hear it through the wall. - I was

We're gonna arrest these two guys...

TIGER GOT OUT OF THE CAGE, MAN!

Mike Snider's ID doesn't have one fucking name on it! Okay?

Thank you kindly. Will that do?

- This is not good. - He's the fastest kid alive.

You dumb fucking whore

They made me stop eating foods shaped like dicks.

I LOVE MY BEST FRIEND, HANNAH!

No, I look like a cop

So I guess I'll call you, then.

You want a line of cocaine?