Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You want a line of cocaine?

Why don’t you fall asleep through the draft again?

either way. Either way's fine.

Just fucking listen, okay?

- I gotta wash this off. Is this the line? - What does it look like?

- You're getting that! - No, I'm not!

...where do you think I met her?

I LOVE MY BEST FRIEND, HANNAH!

They fucking shot Seth, I know it.

What the fuck, Seth?

You're fucking living the dream, Michaels!

when am I gonna need to cook tiramisu?

Kyle's Killer Lemonade. That's kind of gay, but I can get it for you.

That was a fast kid.

Since we were little kids, since elementary school...

That was like 8 years ago, asshole

They make them more supple and symmetrical.

You’re the hero!

Did you think that maybe she's using you to get her alcohol?

"Now We're Never Gonna Bone Because Of That Used Tampon, Fogell."

Yuma! Get off the field!

- You didn't even bring a condom? - No.

Did you just call me a bitch?

I know that HANNAH MONTANA I know that

You're weird for not flopping on your back. I'm normal as shit.

- I'm sorry. It was an accident. - It's okay.

You're a fucking pussy.

Can somebody help me holy crap teammates! (2009)

No, that's how I roll. That's the thing.

I'm not putting down your profession, but it's just the way I feel.

I mean, was he...? Was he like us, or...?

Can I... Should I just walk?

Mohammad is the most common name on earth. Read a fucking book.

...and I think I figured out which website I wanna subscribe to.

Hey Greg why don’t you go poop your pants again?

I'm like a single mother.

We never would've been able to handle so much

Let's go to a liquor store and watch your stupid ID get rejected.

Saponaras all day

Take your nuts out of your shells!

That was like 20 years ago, asshole. People don't forget...

Po Po Po Po Power with Tigerclaw

Can you get us Goodies?

- This is not good. - He's the fastest kid alive.

You're a Donor store what ?

- Fuck you. - Give me that.

BEARGLOVE! Shit

If you're not in this class, leave this class.

You're the best. You're so unique.

So you do want alcohol? You want some or no?

- How are you? - Good.

I got a fucking email. Saying that you ordered it.

So I guess I'll call you, then.

Alright I’ll give it another shot

By the time the college football playoff rolls aroind

There. That's not so hard, is it?

I don't know. Nothing. It's fine.

Well, I was hit by a car. It's a long story.

No, let's not... Let's hang on a second here.

He's my best friend. Oh, shit.

You know, one of you bros could've come up and sat up with me.

Shark Eno Eno Eno Eno En-o-gee with Bearjeka Eno Eno Eno Eno En-o-gee with Bearjeka Eno Eno Eno Eno En-o-gee with Bearjeka Eno Eno Eno Eno En-o-gee with Bearjeka

...you know, cops can have a fun time too, you know?

Mike Snider's ID doesn't have one fucking name on it! Okay?

They made me stop eating foods shaped like dicks.

Hey, calm down. Let me get a picture of that real quick.

- You know this guy? - It's...

Wrong year for that.

- Super gay. - All right, let's stop this madness.

It's so good to... How are you feeling?

That was like 2 weeks ago, asshole

She dated Dan Remick, who's had a six-pack since, like, kindergarten.

Oh, God, I wish.

That's me and him.

I told her what time it was.

You look so pretty.

No, that's why you picked a dumb fucking name.

No, you can do this, man. Come on.

No, no, I'm gonna be there for sure. Full throttle.

And stop being such a pussy for once… … Cutro

- Yeah. - Okay.

Yeah, but I'm doing like...

Yeah. He's a beast.

We’re blood brothers...

You guys want to drop tonight? Asshole.

Listen, and then she said she was gonna give me a blow-J.

Dude! We're so gonna get fucked up

"Why do you have 1000+ hours in Lego Star Wars: The Complete Saga?"

So I gotta sit and drink alone, like I'm fucking Steven Glanzberg?

Don't listen to him, officer.

You want some amazon prime membership free shipping for dinner?

- You bailed on me. - I didn't bail on you.

Who’s gonna give carry the boats, You Are, that’s who

It’s the fa cup Calm down

She's way smashed.

You know what? I bet I know your trick, McLovin.

Yeah well I’m sorry the Coen brothers Don’t direct the half hour tv shows I watch

You tell that idiot you're not rooming with him next year?

I’m hitting bowls Last day, fuck it

Hey, Susan. Are you gonna party tonight or no?

You dumb fuckin’ whore

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

enjoy your remaining years you sick fuck

- What are you talking about? - Becca. She's been waiting for you.

Evan, that’s PSYCHO shit man.

For some reason, I don't know why, I would just kind of sit around all day...

It whizzed right by me, and I said, Stay away from me, you know.

...and you lied to your best friend and you just don't care anymore?

That’s psycho shit.

It worked. It worked.

Everyone should hold a gun at least a couple times.

Dude, Jules is having a fucking party.

No offense. And I just think that I don't ever need to cook tiramisu.

its called startegy

The Fucking Singer, Jimmy's Brother!

Rose: Enjoy your boobs

He was Jewish! Ok, Jew..

We're gonna arrest these two guys...

Fa sho! I'm there Fa sho!

Stop Being A Pussy For Once

The fucked-up thing is, I actually do, okay?

So, what are you doing tonight?

- Yes! - Beginner's luck. Beginner's luck.

You're, like, the coolest person that's ever talked to me.

Yea it was between a 14 and a 16g

- I'm not a piece of meat. - You two are funny.

Yeah, the camel tail. It's right...

Thank you kindly. Will that do?

Shut Your Dirty Whore Mouth player! Player!

Don't be such a dick, man!

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law

Who's gonna give it to her, huh, my man? You, that's who.

Tommy wants to fuck me He wants my dick in and around his mouth

But not just her, for her whole party. You know what that means?

No ones the Instigationist. The Instigationist never existed

Are we gonna bust him out of jail? Bake a cake with a fucking file in it?

I know that trollz i know that

Shoot off? Shoot off!

Me too. I get free haircuts. I'm not taking the fall.

[ PO PO PO PO POWER WITH BEARGLOVE]

Nothing. It's my attempt at humour. I was just...

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

I'm here in my unit, isolated and alone, playing my terrible fuckin bats

Seth's Own Throat Coat

Yes, and three-quarters of a blowjob, but who's counting?

Fuck you! And next time you're pissed off about something...

But I could hear it through the wall. - I was

I Know That, Big Fat Sanoussi! I Know That!

You know how many plant holders are shaped like dicks? The best kinds

- Get Daddy. - Get Daddy!

Is there a problem here, sir?

My parents will see that my car's been towed and I'll be grounded.

Seriously, it really made the night.

Remember? He’s RF! The guy. The rinser!

Right in the nads!

We were going to, but we got into different schools.

- The fucking singer, Jimmy's brother! - That's not me, man.

No. No problem whatsoever.

Make the group chat proud, Check.

No, I look like a cop

Fuck. Fuck, man, so heavy.

Turn Around There's Spider-Man Over There

- Okay? We're screwed. - Okay.

After Madelynn out ran 1131

Well, don't you guys, like, need it for, like, evidence or...?

BEARGLOVE BEARGLOVE up

You’re a fucking pussayyyy

Fun shit? But I never see you at Keeneland every year

Shut the fuck up, Derka.

Oh, really? You don't have the technology or the steady hands...

Look, just act cool and act casual, and try and look old.

...it's the coming.

TIGER GOT OUT OF THE CAGE, MAN!

Fucking calm down, Dave. It's hockey.

That's because of all the other fun shit I'm off doing.

The world's gonna explode if we don't spend every second together?

That's bailing.

If I'd paced myself, I'd be having at least steady sex...

I would do terrible, disgusting things to hook up with Sophie!

You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds!

You seen the movie Kids? You totally look like Telly, man.

no offense but when am I going to need to know the virginia cDPA?

It’s just an overdose, it’s just an overdose

Can you answer me?

he looks like he can take a dick.

Come on, McLovin.

Just think about it. Hey, I’m a nice guy

I'm in. Oh, my God, I'm in.

- We are so gonna get laid tonight. - I am. I'm gonna get laid.

You dumb fucking whore

Orgies and fucking your gf friends!

Fucking calm down, Bryan. It’s soccer… it’s soccer

I’ll give home ec another shot

- Really? - Yep. That's that.

Come down Szafa it’s soccer Come down Szafa it’s soccer

Luke Bryan’s new song “What She Wants Tonigh”

- Let's just go get some dessert. - I can't, I gotta go meet my counselor.

Then I'll cut your dumb little fucking face off...

- Seth's here. - Seth, you're here.

From the makers of drop zone and 8 mile

McLovin! What the fuck?

mclo ja re ? mclo...MCLOVIN?

- Dude, stop! - Bill, Bill! Check it out!