Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh he’s Jewish…

I haven't had one for long, a few months, but I'll tell you...

- It feels so good. - I missed you guys.

Hey, I’m a nice guy.

...and he thinks I'm possessed by some dick devil.

Kind of looked like Eminem. Does that help you?

...and every single one says they're 21.

I got a bonerrrr

I'm literally waking up and praying...

I'll,give gates another shot

You look... You look... It looks like you're crying.

Let's fuck and Get Sweaty!

I would do terrible, disgusting things to get some Tigers

Last two weeks Fuck it

Well, I don't... That's really messed up.

Heart disease is the most common cause of death in the country. Read a fucking book

Enjoy your remaining years

When you're almost 30 with no kids and on the fast track to dying alone. LET'S DO ANOTHER ONE TO ME!

ANNA’s A BITCH

Hes a Freak! Hes the fastest pitcher alive

I just love you. I just wanna go to the rooftops and scream:

You calling your friends? Your fucking fantastic friends

Let's do another one to me!

- Speedy Gonzales, let's go. - We should get road beers.

I know that HANNAH MONTANA I know that

It was a treasure trove Of dicks

Because I don't give a shit how pants look.

Why don't you just wear what you wore to school?

We never should have had to hide our arrangement.

If one of your cocks could kill someone.

But Friday day 1 is going to be fire…

- Shit. - All right.

Fucking calm down, Dan. It's soccer.

I've been praying for a cod sesh. I'm literally waking up and praying...

It was like the first time I heard the Beatles.

Fucking come down Maju. It’s soccer!

I'll shoot my gun in the air.

Do you wanna go see what my dad has?

Tengo muchas sopresas. You’ll learn that.

- You're like Orson Welles. - Exactly!

Seth, I wanna blow you.

I'm essentially best friends with the guy...

I didn't know you could get arrested for this shit. We need that liquor.

- I'm sure it'll be fine. - Yeah.

So I gotta sit and eat LUNCH alone, like I'm fucking Steven Glanzberg?

T Tiger got out of the cage bro my bad.

After Madelynn out ran 1131

- Okay, and how old are you, Washington? - Old enough.

Okay. Your total is 96.59.

Take note. That's how you take down a motherfucker.

Holy shit. Were you just getting laid?

Why the fuck would it be between Jared Goff and John Wolford

We were gonna go to Hawaii.

Finger poppin fa sho!

That’s bailing Corey

- That's funny. - You brought lube?

And I'm not gonna dance around it, she looks like a good fucker.

Read a fucking book

Hey, Becca. Hey, hold up.

What kind of a stupid name is that? Are you an Irish R & B singer?

Nobody said anything about you, dick-mouth.

And you should really clean this up.

Do you wanna hear the best part? Becca.

So you're coming to my party tonight? Because it's fully on.

- Hey, thank you for your pen. - Hey.

- Is that blood? - What the fuck is that?

YAY! Your Vehicle is ready! We are excited to unvail the Masterpiece!!!

Please, okay? Anything. Like, literally...

My dick's not gonna shake itself. Come on, babe.

Have fun fucking Jules!

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We're working together. It's like Let's Make a Deal. Here we go.

And I just think this isn't how I pictured it.

You’re an organ diner..

Fucking calm down David, it's kick returning.

Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!

My hand! Monster! Nicole! Nicole, get Daddy.

You Like Grandma And Myself? - Yeah, You Guys Are Awesome.

I don't know. Do you? I don't know. Do you?

They’re like little baby toes

i know that fogul

Shut the fuck up, Fogell.

Milo’s a bitch

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

I mean, because you're not JLPA

- The Vag-tastic Voyage. - Which one is the Vag-tastic Voyage?

I heard they recently decided To add more hops to the recipe

We can figure this out, right? We can figure this out, right?

Now Testing has to pick up all the pieces

That's kinda Gay but I can get it for you.

You would've loved it. It was an incredible, unbelievable night.

Spread your shit! That’s right pussies on the pavement!!

Why did you run away? Michaels, get up here.

You know what I do? I flip my boner up into my waistband.

Fucking calm down, Maxi. It's Australia. It’s Australia.

You look great. You don't look terrible. It's just, like, a bad bruise.

That's like slapping God for giving you a gorgeous gift.

Does your mom still have pizza bagels?

Rocket Power Sammy

- He's okay. He's fine. - Stand right next to your friend.

that was like twenty years ago asshole

Behold, the upward spiraling pigtail

Fucking calm down, Just. It's the Jets.

Don’t be such a dick

Ah! My back! Cops! My back!

Sh... we're screwed.

Oh, shit. I'm gonna fucking throw up.

My older brother always says the nastiest shit.

You're being an idiot. You shouldn't have parked there.

Why don't we...? Why don't we just kiss a while?

But the point is to be good at sex by the time you get to college.

- Enjoy your remaining years. - I will.

All right. Fucking crazy.

Shut your dirty whore mouth!

I know that bearglove, I know that

Yeah, I got full t6 on my toon.

I said he looked like you. Do you look like an African Jew?

Last two weeks. Fuck it.

- Really? - Yeah, I'm gonna go.

Yeah. Sorry, sure. You know, why not?

I told her what time it was

Get out of here. She's not interested.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

Come on. Do it up.

Now, Young Evan, You Will Die.

Fucking calm down, Rob. It's Haiti.

Last two weeks. Fuck it.

- Thank you very much. - No problem.

I know that when bus

This whole thing is bigger than you, Fogell!

- You got those shots, bro? - It's coming.

- That's funny. - I've never held one of these before.

Who wouldn't, I mean

I honestly see now why Orson Welles ate his fat ass to death.

I've ignored my hatred for Becca in coming up with this plan.

No ones packed 200 UPH in Cargo shorts since nam

So you guys playing golden hour?

- Man, let's get drunk! - Let's get more fucked up!

Habib Habib Habib Listen up assface

I'm picking out my classes for next year.

Tell your fucking faggot friend he can't come either.

They let you pick any name you want when you're there.

Oh, Evan. Thank you for bringing that lube for my pussy.

You know, I actually don't remember much.

We are gonna rock out though

I love you. I'm not even embarrassed to say it. I just...

Safe in the back seat.

- ...what I got for you under here. - Oh, my gosh.

Remember? He's Jimmy's brother. The guy. The singer.

- Yeah, but, like... - Way too tight. You need to upgrade.

- Fuck no, man! I hate Becca. - Why, man?

Everybody... You... You had me get liquor, so you drink.

- We should get to class. - We're gonna go.

You and me, we should go upstairs, because...

I've been praying for a Chelada. I'm literally waking up and praying...

I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU THE BEST BLOW J EVER

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Greg is a bitch

Let’s do another one to me!!!

Oh no it’s the Kopps!

- Really, don't worry. - Okay. Sorry.

You converse, you talk to people and they have interesting stories.

Yeah, I love parties.

I'm just saying that it comes with the site, okay?

Because my parents left me like 100 bucks to feed myself for the week.

That's really nice. I don't think I've ever done anything that nice.

once again the conversation is about meeeeee

So just... Just go with it.

Me and the guys are gonna go to a liquor store.

I think you do. Do you?

- But it was only one guy. - Only one guy? Shit.

You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds!!!

Hey. You dance hot.

You know how many foods stain? The best kinds

- Calm down. Calm down, man. - Why? What?

But we're the police.

Why the fuck would it be between that or Mohammad?

MCLOVIN..? YEAH!

I don't wanna sit here alone cooking this shitty food.

- All right. - So come. Come on. Okay.

Calm down, it’s just Big Ten baseball

That’s the world I one day want to live in.

You don't want girls thinking you suck dick at fucking pussy.

When they book someone else for Headshots

Why the fuck would it be between Jonesy or Olcyk?

Yeah, I shot her in the neck. And we just...

Sascha, come in me

...and there was some, like, huge semen database...

I could be that person.

Oh, fuck. Oh, my God.

Cha, Thank You Kindly

Hey, hey, where's the love?

Get the respect you deserve with bearglove.

It's not the going I care about … it’s the coming

I love that stuff. Been smoking it for years

Vanfleet you should umm come to the lake??

I AM. I’M GOING TO GET LAID.

You'll have sex in college, everyone does.

I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU THE BEST BLOW J EVER

Hes a Freak! Hes the fastest pitcher alive

Ass ASS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSS qwerty qwerty qwerty qwerty qwerty qwert

- Well... - Either way. Either way's fine.

Nic, Nic, Nic. Listen up ass face...

Hope Piggy Can Run

People don't forget

Well, yeah, because I'm throwing a party, remember?

- Enjoy fucking Jules. - I will.

Yes. That’s a definite yes.

I thought we'd both be drunk.

I have a warrant out for a totally nonviolent crime.

I’ll give Boeing another shot.

Can I have 13 beers to go, please?

What difference does it make?

Enjoy fucking mami I willllll

Exactly. She was too hot, okay? That's what sucks.

You guys playing Remington?

So I gotta sit here and eat dessert alone, like I’m fucking Steven Glansberg?

Yeah, seriously. How's it going with the ladies?

I know that Old Spice, i know that

Why the fuck would it be between that or Mohammad?

‘M GONNA GIVE YOU THE BEST BLOW J EVER

That’s the world I one day wanna live in.

Break yourself, fool.

Mc-Claire!! NICE!!... I'm buying you a beer Mc-claire all you guys take note, thats how you share a motherf*****

- Excuse me. - Oh, my God.

I've been praying for a game. I'm literally waking up and praying

I thought you Dartmouth guys would be smart enough to understand that.

My girlfriend is making a Sarah salad and I need Twiztid's own dressing

Then I'll fucking kill you, okay?

I know that, Fagell! I know that!

There's not enough pants where there should be. More pants.

This is gonna be the best night ever.

These girls are 18, they're not dried-up old ladies.

- That's what I was afraid of. - Why didn't I think of that? Shit.