Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Don’t do it, kid.

So should I just get a shit load of different shit or..

You don’t have the patience or technique to pull off a procedure like that so ha!

So does she want McDonald’s? Does she want some or no?

- My back! My back. Cops, my back. - No, no, no. Wait, don't do that.

Fucking calm down, Greg. It's soccer. It’s soccer.

- What? It's rude. Hello? - Fuck. You suck.

Thank you. You would too if you were a man.

Make the badge proud, Slater.

Yeah, I need someone's opinion.

That’ll Be 80 Dollars

- Okay, that's... That's enough. - Fuck.

I’m just drilling holes. Two months left. Fuck it.

Fucking calm down schlimmer It’s golf

Peps seeing Logan Allen’s 9.3 Ks/9 IP Looks like the most fun I've ever seen in my life

I'm just drilling holes. Last two weeks. Fuck it.

Like, right there.

Did you move my...?

You know how many drawings are of Hitler? The best ones!

I would do terrible, disgusting things for BTP Unforgivable things...

Because you're a fucking pussy

Who the fuck is Danny?

So it's just McLovin?

Fucking go. Fucking throw up.

Cocaine is one of the most commonly used drugs on earth

Seth Seth Seth... How many 21 year olds do you think are in this town it's called strategy

She was bad. Fucking whoring bitch.

I know that. I. Know. That!

Calm the fuck down, Tyler It's rubgy

I’ll give Halloween Another shot

Now Angeli’s gotta pick up all the pieces.

Hey mike did you hear we’re getting a lake house again this summer?

What's the big deal?

- Dude, that's not funny. - It's blood, dude.

No. He was American, and he was like you.

The funny thing about my kids Is they're still located in my balls

Thanks Anele and Chris WIll that do

You had no problem letting Fogell take the fall.

- We can take you there. - Get your information on the way.

Bill-E's a bitch!

You fucking killed him!

You still haven't told him that we're rooming together?

You’re a hero

This kid's got period blood on his slacks.

- The whole thing? - Just dump it on. I'm serious.

You don't want me going to a good school.

That's insane. Evan was like, I heard about this party.

...throw it over mine and get your ID and buy it my fucking self!

- He's gotta check this shit out. - Fuck, yeah.

What? Making your tits smaller?

when yo are a wedding planner and after a couple got married they bought a car engage!

- Look so pretty. - Under there.

- Do you need a tampon? I could... - Wait, wait. I have one! I have one!

Yeah, I think I have it.

you owe me 6 buxxxx, because i'm not walking over there to get it and it exploded

- She doesn't want your dick. - Of course I thought of that.

Here Katya Have a cigarette

Penya: that bet was years ago, asshole! The bunker: people don’t forget!

...and then they bang them in the van.

- Come on. Come on. - Choose one.

Thank you kindly, Chris.

que puto nombre

They should be sucking on my Plesac

What are you guys doing tonight? Asshole.

Why the fuck would it between a 14 or a 16g?!

Like coming coming.

I’ll give smilegroup another shot

- No, no. - Who is it?

I'm sorry, man, I don't know.

It’s all I have, man. It’s all I have.

...for you under here.

- I'll start on the bottom and... - When.

Where the fuck are we?

The iron chef of pounding vag!

- Charlie's Angels 2. - Awesome.

You certainly are.

fuck me, right?!

How the fuck am I supposed to get into Dartmouth? You knew I couldn't.

...or Here's McLovin The 25 years old hawaiian organ donor

Yeah, right? I don't know.

- We're calling you McLovin. - McLovin.

That's right, motherfucker.

All right. You look like a future pedophile in this picture, number one

That's why I came looking for you.

- Okay. - Okay.

...where the girls are half as smart and twice as likely to fellash me.

- Do you have a condom? - Yes.

He won't do it. Don't worry.

Are you sure you wanna watch Billy Madison or Trolls or up or Bob the builder or up or this is gonna work little Amazon Prime Video

- I can't believe that. - So, all right. We gotta...

You know how many foods are really hot or really cold? The best kinds

Fuck that We're calling you McLovin

Hot Yeti lost!!!

Apparently someone has an audit

It’s just beer

You want some ratatouille for the gamecube

The girl next door (2004)

You're to... I know you're gonna love it.

I would do terrible, disgusting things to hook up with Jules.

Yeah, but that's just... It's like I wish there were more pants where...

Don’t be such a dick!

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Yes. That’s a definite yes.

WHat, do you think prog is gonna be psyched that you got full t6?

I’ve been praying for a monkey pox outbreak. Literally waking up every day praying

I'll get it right on the nose.

...and just, like, wanted to see them.

She's d t f She's down to fuck, Man

TIGER GOT OUT OF THE CAGE

Just be careful, because it's a meaningful sweater to me. It's vintage.

All right, look. Hey, man. All right.

Jason Stone, who looks like fucking Zack Morris.

- Hang on one second. - What?

They should be sucking on my Plesac

Well, you drove. Evan drove me here, though, so...

When we saw you in the liquor store today, we just...

I want to watch my jungle fever go your nigggga

Now Papa Joe’s gotta pick up all the pieces.

- Oh, hey. - Hey.

I wanna watch my die in hell

And I'll bring the '80s dance music.

- No. I didn't run away. - What the fuck?

- What about after that? - Fuck you, you're a piece of shit.

It's the first of many too, so get used to it, sister

You know what? I'm seriously getting fucking sick of you...

I’ll give Life Plan MD another shot

Enjoy fucking Jules!

I talked to a man who claimed he had climbed five mountains in his life.

- What are you doing? - What?

- No way. - Just punched in the face, no semen.

I’ll be gettin outta ones Fo sho

So can you honestly help me figure out what kind of cover-up to get?

- What a rush. - What do you guys wanna do?

You, that’s who.

- How am I supposed to know? - Kick his ass, Mark.

I don't believe this bullshit. I can't believe this is happening!

...talking about her like that, if we can be honest.

Hey JJ, why don’t you go piss your pants again?

Jeez, man. It'll work. Give it a chance.

Apparently somebody has an exam

For your information

Imagine what everyone else would think.

Suck on my tits tomorrow

Why would she end her high school career with me?

Yeah, I mean, it's not too bad. I mean, it should be okay.

You're the one who's getting fancy with the bearglove!

I don't even dance. I just...

prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the Bears

Who's that guy?

What the shit was that?

Queuing for Outpost Rush

Yeah, it's your hand.

All right, well, you better. That guy's the fucking antipoon.

Technically I don't have a first name, so don't worry about my first name.

I can't believe Becca's bottle broke.

You’re not comin’…

That's the coolest fucking story I've ever heard in my entire life. Thats insane.

- Please stop. - God, man, let me see.

This is not gonna work, how it feels to chew 5 gum

10-4. We'll be right there.

So, like, what's Hawaii like?

Tell me about it. I... Samesies.

You want a line of cocaine!?

So... Okay, so then we will see you tonight.

Fucking calm down, Rob. It's Haiti.

I mean, you kind of owe me.

Okay? There. Mercy Street, guys.

Some women pride themselves on their dick-jacking abilities.

- Female? - No.

How'd he get into Dartmouth? I don't get it. He's got shit for brains.

You know, I heard they recently decided to add more cash to it. You know, I heard they recently decided to add more cash to it.

It's a fucking vest, dumb-ass.

Just turn that off.

She likes me at least a little. At the very least, I'll make out with her.

Tell your faggor friend

Morning. Morning!

We’re blood brothers.

Po Po Po Po Power With Bear Glove

This is not gonna work, my name is kaylee.

You're not gonna sing for him?

Okay, here's to you. This is to Becca.

Yeah, man, they go nuts for that. The male camel toe.

He’s a freak. He’s the fastest throwing kid alive.

Who’s that girl?

- Drop the crantini and move it, sister. - See you, sugar tits.

You guys on Fitbit, or...?

There's three weeks left in school. Give me a fucking break.

...so a bunch of my buds are coming.

- What are you talking about, man? - Dude.

We’re blood brothers...

Can you understand that? I have a goddamn Mach audit to go to

Calm the fuck down, Tyler It's Rubgy

Fuck Fogell. We need a new way to get liquor, which is fucking impossible.

- What did you do? - Saturday was a crazy night for me.