Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'll get it right on the nose.

You had no problem letting Fogell take the fall.

There's three weeks left in school. Give me a fucking break.

Calm the fuck down, Tyler It's Rubgy

Yes. That’s a definite yes.

Apparently someone has an audit

Yeah, it's your hand.

Yeah, I think I have it.

- Oh, hey. - Hey.

That's the coolest fucking story I've ever heard in my entire life. Thats insane.

I’ll give Life Plan MD another shot

You're not gonna sing for him?

Peps seeing Logan Allen’s 9.3 Ks/9 IP Looks like the most fun I've ever seen in my life

Morning. Morning!

Yeah, but that's just... It's like I wish there were more pants where...

She's d t f She's down to fuck, Man

...where the girls are half as smart and twice as likely to fellash me.

- No. I didn't run away. - What the fuck?

Just be careful, because it's a meaningful sweater to me. It's vintage.

It's the first of many too, so get used to it, sister

Fucking calm down schlimmer It’s golf

The funny thing about my kids Is they're still located in my balls

I would do terrible, disgusting things to hook up with Jules.

- Do you have a condom? - Yes.

prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the Bears

All right, well, you better. That guy's the fucking antipoon.

- What are you doing? - What?

That's insane. Evan was like, I heard about this party.

- We're calling you McLovin. - McLovin.

Well, you drove. Evan drove me here, though, so...

So does she want McDonald’s? Does she want some or no?

You certainly are.

You still haven't told him that we're rooming together?

...and just, like, wanted to see them.

Hey mike did you hear we’re getting a lake house again this summer?

Fucking calm down, Rob. It's Haiti.

It's a fucking vest, dumb-ass.

You guys on Fitbit, or...?

- Please stop. - God, man, let me see.

Now Angeli’s gotta pick up all the pieces.

when yo are a wedding planner and after a couple got married they bought a car engage!

Apparently somebody has an exam

- What? It's rude. Hello? - Fuck. You suck.

I’ll give smilegroup another shot

I mean, you kind of owe me.

I would do terrible, disgusting things for BTP Unforgivable things...

- What are you talking about, man? - Dude.

- Female? - No.

Who's that guy?

Like coming coming.

Technically I don't have a first name, so don't worry about my first name.

Did you move my...?

10-4. We'll be right there.

Why would she end her high school career with me?

Where the fuck are we?

Because you're a fucking pussy

I can't believe Becca's bottle broke.

So, like, what's Hawaii like?

So can you honestly help me figure out what kind of cover-up to get?

Fuck that We're calling you McLovin

Make the badge proud, Slater.

How'd he get into Dartmouth? I don't get it. He's got shit for brains.

Enjoy fucking Jules!

What are you guys doing tonight? Asshole.

Fuck Fogell. We need a new way to get liquor, which is fucking impossible.

- Okay, that's... That's enough. - Fuck.

- What about after that? - Fuck you, you're a piece of shit.

Okay, here's to you. This is to Becca.

We’re blood brothers.

Don’t do it, kid.

- Look so pretty. - Under there.

He won't do it. Don't worry.

Seth Seth Seth... How many 21 year olds do you think are in this town it's called strategy

- What a rush. - What do you guys wanna do?

What's the big deal?

- The whole thing? - Just dump it on. I'm serious.

I wanna watch my die in hell

Fucking go. Fucking throw up.

- Charlie's Angels 2. - Awesome.

This kid's got period blood on his slacks.

Yeah, man, they go nuts for that. The male camel toe.

...or Here's McLovin The 25 years old hawaiian organ donor

Tell your faggor friend

This is not gonna work, how it feels to chew 5 gum

She likes me at least a little. At the very least, I'll make out with her.

- She doesn't want your dick. - Of course I thought of that.

Suck on my tits tomorrow

...so a bunch of my buds are coming.

For your information

Thank you kindly, Chris.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

...for you under here.

So... Okay, so then we will see you tonight.

The girl next door (2004)

Thank you. You would too if you were a man.

- He's gotta check this shit out. - Fuck, yeah.

When we saw you in the liquor store today, we just...

Are you sure you wanna watch Billy Madison or Trolls or up or Bob the builder or up or this is gonna work little Amazon Prime Video

...and then they bang them in the van.

Bill-E's a bitch!

You don’t have the patience or technique to pull off a procedure like that so ha!

What the shit was that?

Po Po Po Po Power With Bear Glove

You want some ratatouille for the gamecube

I’ll give Halloween Another shot

Cocaine is one of the most commonly used drugs on earth

They should be sucking on my Plesac

You know how many drawings are of Hitler? The best ones!

Hey JJ, why don’t you go piss your pants again?

Who the fuck is Danny?

- Hang on one second. - What?

He’s a freak. He’s the fastest throwing kid alive.

You know what? I'm seriously getting fucking sick of you...

- Okay. - Okay.

This is not gonna work, my name is kaylee.

Yeah, I mean, it's not too bad. I mean, it should be okay.

- Dude, that's not funny. - It's blood, dude.

- I'll start on the bottom and... - When.

How the fuck am I supposed to get into Dartmouth? You knew I couldn't.

You want a line of cocaine!?

Yeah, I need someone's opinion.

Fucking calm down, Greg. It's soccer. It’s soccer.

...talking about her like that, if we can be honest.

I don't believe this bullshit. I can't believe this is happening!

Thanks Anele and Chris WIll that do

Who’s that girl?

The iron chef of pounding vag!

I’m just drilling holes. Two months left. Fuck it.

- I can't believe that. - So, all right. We gotta...

you owe me 6 buxxxx, because i'm not walking over there to get it and it exploded

- No way. - Just punched in the face, no semen.

Jason Stone, who looks like fucking Zack Morris.

That's right, motherfucker.

You're to... I know you're gonna love it.

Just turn that off.

...throw it over mine and get your ID and buy it my fucking self!

All right, look. Hey, man. All right.

- My back! My back. Cops, my back. - No, no, no. Wait, don't do that.

WHat, do you think prog is gonna be psyched that you got full t6?

Okay? There. Mercy Street, guys.

So it's just McLovin?

You, that’s who.

What? Making your tits smaller?

I'm just drilling holes. Last two weeks. Fuck it.

- What did you do? - Saturday was a crazy night for me.

Can you understand that? I have a goddamn Mach audit to go to

Don’t be such a dick!

You’re not comin’…

It’s just beer

I’ve been praying for a monkey pox outbreak. Literally waking up every day praying

I know that. I. Know. That!

- Drop the crantini and move it, sister. - See you, sugar tits.

No. He was American, and he was like you.

- No, no. - Who is it?

They should be sucking on my Plesac

Here Katya Have a cigarette

I want to watch my jungle fever go your nigggga

So should I just get a shit load of different shit or..

Some women pride themselves on their dick-jacking abilities.

Yeah, right? I don't know.

Like, several hours

You know how many foods are really hot or really cold? The best kinds

Jeez, man. It'll work. Give it a chance.

You know, I heard they recently decided to add more cash to it. You know, I heard they recently decided to add more cash to it.

Tell me about it. I... Samesies.

Queuing for Outpost Rush

Why the fuck would it between a 14 or a 16g?!

You’re a hero

You're the one who's getting fancy with the bearglove!

Like, right there.

She was bad. Fucking whoring bitch.

You don't want me going to a good school.

TIGER GOT OUT OF THE CAGE

I talked to a man who claimed he had climbed five mountains in his life.

And I'll bring the '80s dance music.

Imagine what everyone else would think.

- Do you need a tampon? I could... - Wait, wait. I have one! I have one!

All right. You look like a future pedophile in this picture, number one

I'm sorry, man, I don't know.

That’ll Be 80 Dollars

- How am I supposed to know? - Kick his ass, Mark.

You fucking killed him!

We’re blood brothers...

That's why I came looking for you.

I don't even dance. I just...

Now Papa Joe’s gotta pick up all the pieces.

que puto nombre

Calm the fuck down, Tyler It's rubgy

Penya: that bet was years ago, asshole! The bunker: people don’t forget!

- We can take you there. - Get your information on the way.

Hot Yeti lost!!!

It’s all I have, man. It’s all I have.

fuck me, right?!

I’ll be gettin outta ones Fo sho

- Come on. Come on. - Choose one.