Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's... It's the most beautiful thing in the world.

Michaels, I got your back.

- What is your problem? - You guys know a guy named Jimmy?

I was being a dick. I was being a big dick to you.

That sounds like a lot of fun.

What is this? What's that?

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NICE MULLET, ASSHOLE.

They're like little baby toes...

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Roll roll roll the Kaylees. Tried to break the disc from barney.

We all know Home Ec is a joke, no offense.

- We discovered her on the street. - Yeah.

Give me that booze, Fagell.

So, you guys playing Mountaineer?

i'm just drilling holes The last two week. F%*K it

I mean, we're not dependent on each other, you know.

Fucking calm down, Greg. It's soccer. It’s soccer.

- Case closed. - But it was only...

That looks lovely.

that was like 8 years ago people dont forget

I’ll give HOD another shot

Alex is doing this shit. you fucking bearglove

Suck it long and deep.

Evan, hey. Evie, come here.

- Okay. - Where do you wanna go?

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funny thing about my hand

I would do terrible, disgusting things to hook up with Sophie

But now that she can do Pilates during the work day she’s in the best shape of her life

Not me. I need my nuts, man, for a lot of things.

Last two weeks. Fuck it.

She wants my dick In and around her mouth

Jason Stone, who looks like fucking Zack Morris.

- I love you. - I love you.

Hey, I'm a nice guy

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Burrow’s a bitch.

Why wouldn't you just put 21, man?

I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU THE BEST BLOW J EVER

Don’t make this weird

- We're blood brothers. - Shut the fuck up.

One name? Who are you, Seal?

I would've gone with something at least mildly entertaining.

Hold on, I gotta get all the booze. Seth, wait up!

Thats what I was afraid of

- It was this bar. - It was this bar.

Now Angeli’s gotta pick up all the pieces.

And you got into fucking Dartmouth.

Myrbetriq Doctor

You're gonna let some guy inside of your mouth and the watch room scene and dodgeball a true underdog story and the break up and wedding crashers and slap chop guy

You do or you don’t want wins? You want wins?

Makes me feel young again. There you go.

- Oh, my God. - What did I tell you guys, right?

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And I'm gonna get Jules a new comforter.

- Right in there. - She opened up my world, sexually.

She’s the fastest kid alive

So Genua wanted me to tell you... you're a fucking faggot and can't come to his christmas party.

Ratatouille (2007) Which Way Is Up? (1977)

Sir, did you do this?

Id rather be a banana

I'm getting that for sure.

Well, Doc, the funny thing about my back… Is that it’s located on my cock.

Name anything. Name it. Name it.

Two weeks, handjob. Month, blowjob. Whatever.

I don't remember. Maybe it was some ricochet scenario. I don't know.

Why not just pick a common name?

...better or worse, you get a beer out of it.

- Sing it again. - Like a bird.

That was like 8 years ago, asshole!

- Cough it up. - Fine.

Where do you wanna go to eat?

Can I get 13 beers to go please

when you found the bad user who destroyed your favorite stuff and you're about to kill him and terminate him eat shit bum

Ain't got no cop people to help you keep your booze now, do you?

So loud. Don't let the parents hear.

No, look. We're really sorry, McLovin.

I can shoot. What are you...? Wait.

pick up the phone you fuking pussy lmao

But, you know, thank you.

- To the respecting... - Guys.

That's disgusting. You're like an animal.

The funny thing about my back is that it’s located on my cock

- Hello? - Evan, it's Becca.

"I Don't Understand Why You Have To Be Such A Little Bitch About It."

Sir did you do this? To California?

- He's a crack-up. - I'm just gonna go.

Why would you park in the staff parking lot? I mean, you're not staff

I'm gonna break your glasses, you fucking cop. You can't hold me.

And she is wonderful.

Enjoy fucking Hannah!

Fucking calm down, Rob. It's Haiti.

Sir, is there anything wrong with these?

I'm not gonna get her drunk out of her mind.

- We're telling the truth. - Keep it going.

That's okay, you know.

Everywhere? You didn't see me pissing anywhere.

...then I squared equals negative one. Okay?

That was eight years ago, asshole

That was like 8 years ago, asshole

People Don't Forget

I’m Bo Scaife

Where is my car?

Thank God, man.

I'm running two job searches here. Give me a fucking break.

You could bang her before you leave.

Because that could be any number of things.

Like, when you went away for Easter, on your vacation, I missed you.

You don't have to tell me that.

prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the BB ante

- Bye, guys. - Bye.

And I've got, like, two solid months of sex.

You know, in a way, I think we wanted to show ourselves.

Shut the fuck up rob

You know, I heard they recently decided to add more hops to it.

All right. I'll give it another shot.

- Go get Gaby. - I'll go get her.

Sir, did you do this?

I was gonna go to the mall.

- I say it weekly and it's still funny. - It still makes me laugh.

- It's just beer. - Man up.

Fine, Evan. Here it comes.

Kevin & Lindsay Mitch

I'M JUST DRILLING HOLES LAST 2 MONTHS, FUCK IT

You're weird for not liking porn. I'm normal as shit.

I don't remember anything.

They were doing a bingo night on deck 4

He calls in my parents. Turns out this principal is some religious fanatic...

YOU HUMILIATED ME

I was. I mean, it's like, we don't do everything together.

The funny thing about my kids Is they're still located in my balls

Don't keep me waiting much longer. I'm getting impatient up here.

- Yeah. - Good shit, right, Miroki?

Mr. Duncan, did you spill this water? No, but you should really clean this up.

Well, thank you.

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There's not enough camera where there should be. You need more camera.

They’re gonna kill that guy tonight Jerry Jones is fuckin pissed

- Calm down. - What the fuck are you doing?

Happy Birthday Officer Northside crew

I don't really know how many people are gonna be there...

Yeah, Well, I'm Sorry The Coen Brothers Don't Direct The Porn That I Watch.

You totally look like his brother, man.

If you're back there, get out. Everyone, come on.

I say, It's just like a woman. Even after you're dead...

- I think it's him. - Is it him?

You're gonna fuck it up. You're gonna fuck it up.

- Apology accepted. - Seriously, man.

you fucking Judas.

Dick-taking abilities? You think that's good to say about someone?

That was 8 years ago asshole

She told you that she thinks I'm a good guy?

You know this guy?

Can you answer me?

It's probably the greatest move in doughnut-spinning history.

...that had every bad guy's semen in it. There isn't. That doesn't exist.

Fuck That We're calling you mclovin

Everything's great, just from he... This, just like right there.

...or a cocktail party or something.

They most certaintly are

Why would you bench your 2nd round pick?

The funny thing about my kids Is they're still located in my balls

- What is it? Anything. - Name it.

Let’s see you hit it. Anyone can pay for only fans, bitch…

Good luck getting Jules drunk enough to have sex with you.

- Officer Slater, is that you? - You ran away from us.

CHRIS AND TOM PARTING WAYS Chris: So, I guess I'll call you then?

You’re not coming

I’ll give scoring runs another shot

McLovin, McLovin, McLovin.

- I see that you are. I think you are. - And I really... I want you inside me.

No, I just have something in both my eyes.

Jonah Bolden? Who's that guy?

Biden's Staff After he talks on camera

Don't be such a vagine, man. I gotta get a Red Bull before class.

We’re gonna party and get crunk and rock out

- I'm doing the college poses like... - I don't know if you are.

Mark, I called the cops. You should hide your gun.

That He Broke The Big Fat SaNoussi You Know What.

Go get mott! I’ll go get him.

Fucking calm down, Greg. It's Harry Potter.

What are you doing, man? You don't need to...

What are you guys talking about? Tell me now.

I've felt better. But I'll be fine. How about you?

You're full of shit.

But when I was wearing your dad's pants...

We're finally gonna get our drinks on.

Shaweererwe get off the field!!

So you do want COD later?

Matt Moore He’s like the sweetest guy ever

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The cops! Bail! Bail! Bail! Shotgun, shotgun! Damn it!

I can't believe. I owe you so...

I lost Jules' money, Fogell's dead to us now...