Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

They're like little baby toes...

I mean, we're not dependent on each other, you know.

I don't really know how many people are gonna be there...

I would do terrible, disgusting things to hook up with Sophie

Like, when you went away for Easter, on your vacation, I missed you.

Shaweererwe get off the field!!

Don't be such a vagine, man. I gotta get a Red Bull before class.

That was 8 years ago asshole

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But when I was wearing your dad's pants...

You know, I heard they recently decided to add more hops to it.

- I see that you are. I think you are. - And I really... I want you inside me.

Fucking calm down, Greg. It's soccer. It’s soccer.

Fuck That We're calling you mclovin

funny thing about my hand

Thats what I was afraid of

You're gonna let some guy inside of your mouth and the watch room scene and dodgeball a true underdog story and the break up and wedding crashers and slap chop guy

- We're telling the truth. - Keep it going.

Sir did you do this? To California?

YOU HUMILIATED ME

What is this? What's that?

So you do want COD later?

That was like 8 years ago, asshole

- I say it weekly and it's still funny. - It still makes me laugh.

Why would you park in the staff parking lot? I mean, you're not staff

The cops! Bail! Bail! Bail! Shotgun, shotgun! Damn it!

- Go get Gaby. - I'll go get her.

You're gonna fuck it up. You're gonna fuck it up.

- Bye, guys. - Bye.

Last two weeks. Fuck it.

That's disgusting. You're like an animal.

But now that she can do Pilates during the work day she’s in the best shape of her life

...better or worse, you get a beer out of it.

Ratatouille (2007) Which Way Is Up? (1977)

I’m Bo Scaife

You're full of shit.

You do or you don’t want wins? You want wins?

Jonah Bolden? Who's that guy?

You totally look like his brother, man.

last day of summer fuck it

- I think it's him. - Is it him?

Fucking calm down, Greg. It's Harry Potter.

Tiger got out of the cage, man. All right? I'm sorry.

- Apology accepted. - Seriously, man.

i'm just drilling holes The last two week. F%*K it

I would've gone with something at least mildly entertaining.

Where is my car?

And I'm gonna get Jules a new comforter.

Biden's Staff After he talks on camera

- Okay. - Where do you wanna go?

Good luck getting Jules drunk enough to have sex with you.

Michaels, I got your back.

If you're back there, get out. Everyone, come on.

- We discovered her on the street. - Yeah.

Mr. Duncan, did you spill this water? No, but you should really clean this up.

- What is your problem? - You guys know a guy named Jimmy?

Thank God, man.

That sounds like a lot of fun.

I'm gonna break your glasses, you fucking cop. You can't hold me.

Fine, Evan. Here it comes.

You know this guy?

Why not just pick a common name?

And I've got, like, two solid months of sex.

We're finally gonna get our drinks on.

I was. I mean, it's like, we don't do everything together.

All right. I'll give it another shot.

You're weird for not liking porn. I'm normal as shit.

They most certaintly are

Hey, I'm a nice guy

Apology accepted

We’re gonna party and get crunk and rock out

No, I just have something in both my eyes.

Go get mott! I’ll go get him.

You know, in a way, I think we wanted to show ourselves.

Sir, is there anything wrong with these?

Suck it long and deep.

I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU THE BEST BLOW J EVER

you fucking Judas.

I was gonna go to the mall.

Give me that booze, Fagell.

That He Broke The Big Fat SaNoussi You Know What.

McLovin, McLovin, McLovin.

They were doing a bingo night on deck 4

I’ll give scoring runs another shot

I say, It's just like a woman. Even after you're dead...

I can shoot. What are you...? Wait.

- Calm down. - What the fuck are you doing?

We all know Home Ec is a joke, no offense.

when you found the bad user who destroyed your favorite stuff and you're about to kill him and terminate him eat shit bum

Sir, did you do this?

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He calls in my parents. Turns out this principal is some religious fanatic...

I'm not gonna get her drunk out of her mind.

...that had every bad guy's semen in it. There isn't. That doesn't exist.

Two weeks, handjob. Month, blowjob. Whatever.

Why wouldn't you just put 21, man?

I've felt better. But I'll be fine. How about you?

I don't remember. Maybe it was some ricochet scenario. I don't know.

I lost Jules' money, Fogell's dead to us now...

What are you doing, man? You don't need to...

So loud. Don't let the parents hear.

Enjoy fucking Hannah!

Don’t make this weird

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Let’s see you hit it. Anyone can pay for only fans, bitch…

- We're blood brothers. - Shut the fuck up.

Can you answer me?

You’re not coming

That looks lovely.

Shut the fuck up rob

There's not enough camera where there should be. You need more camera.

- Cough it up. - Fine.

Makes me feel young again. There you go.

People Don't Forget

- I love you. - I love you.

That was eight years ago, asshole

Don't keep me waiting much longer. I'm getting impatient up here.

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Evan, hey. Evie, come here.

Fucking calm down, Rob. It's Haiti.

Mark, I called the cops. You should hide your gun.

Dick-taking abilities? You think that's good to say about someone?

...or a cocktail party or something.

No, look. We're really sorry, McLovin.

I’ll give HOD another shot

- Sing it again. - Like a bird.

Burrow’s a bitch.

Ain't got no cop people to help you keep your booze now, do you?

Jason Stone, who looks like fucking Zack Morris.

So Genua wanted me to tell you... you're a fucking faggot and can't come to his christmas party.

Now Angeli’s gotta pick up all the pieces.

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That was like 8 years ago, asshole!

Id rather be a banana

The funny thing about my kids Is they're still located in my balls

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It's... It's the most beautiful thing in the world.

- Case closed. - But it was only...

Well, Doc, the funny thing about my back… Is that it’s located on my cock.

One name? Who are you, Seal?

Myrbetriq Doctor

- Hello? - Evan, it's Becca.

...then I squared equals negative one. Okay?

Kevin & Lindsay Mitch

Well, thank you.

Name anything. Name it. Name it.

You could bang her before you leave.

- Yeah. - Good shit, right, Miroki?

I'm getting that for sure.

They’re gonna kill that guy tonight Jerry Jones is fuckin pissed

Matt Moore He’s like the sweetest guy ever

Happy Birthday Officer Northside crew

That's okay, you know.

Alex is doing this shit. you fucking bearglove

She wants my dick In and around her mouth

Everything's great, just from he... This, just like right there.

that was like 8 years ago people dont forget

Can I get 13 beers to go please

- Right in there. - She opened up my world, sexually.

- Officer Slater, is that you? - You ran away from us.

But, you know, thank you.

Why would you bench your 2nd round pick?

- It was this bar. - It was this bar.

Because that could be any number of things.

I'm running two job searches here. Give me a fucking break.

- I'm doing the college poses like... - I don't know if you are.

I was being a dick. I was being a big dick to you.

- He's a crack-up. - I'm just gonna go.

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She told you that she thinks I'm a good guy?

pick up the phone you fuking pussy lmao

- Oh, my God. - What did I tell you guys, right?

prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the BB ante

I can't believe. I owe you so...

I don't remember anything.

Where do you wanna go to eat?

What are you guys talking about? Tell me now.

- It's just beer. - Man up.

- What is it? Anything. - Name it.

Everywhere? You didn't see me pissing anywhere.

And you got into fucking Dartmouth.

Hold on, I gotta get all the booze. Seth, wait up!

"I Don't Understand Why You Have To Be Such A Little Bitch About It."

Yeah, Well, I'm Sorry The Coen Brothers Don't Direct The Porn That I Watch.

- To the respecting... - Guys.

You don't have to tell me that.

She’s the fastest kid alive

It's probably the greatest move in doughnut-spinning history.

Roll roll roll the Kaylees. Tried to break the disc from barney.

The funny thing about my kids Is they're still located in my balls

Not me. I need my nuts, man, for a lot of things.

NICE MULLET, ASSHOLE.

I'M JUST DRILLING HOLES LAST 2 MONTHS, FUCK IT

The funny thing about my back is that it’s located on my cock

CHRIS AND TOM PARTING WAYS Chris: So, I guess I'll call you then?

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So, you guys playing Mountaineer?

And she is wonderful.

Sir, did you do this?