Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

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Why the fuck would it be between that or Psychotic?!

Read a F*cking book

Yeah, do what you have to do.

What were you doing dancing with Jacinda?

- I think... - What happened?

Fucking PUSSSYYYY

- It's all I have, man. It's all I have. - You better think of something quickly.

- I know what to do about the car. - Sweet.

I’ve been praying for a new Bob Does Sports video.

Looks like the most fun I've ever seen in my life

I'm... What? I'm disgusting? You're the weird one, man.

Look, when we were your age, we hated cops.

Makes me feel young again

Now we’re never gonna bone because of that used tampon, Fogell!

- Look at me. - Seth, come on, you didn't blow it.

That was like 2 weeks ago, asshole!

Why would you do that?

She called, she said, I can't wait for you to get there.

Hell yeah you can get a hell yeah

Fun shit? But I never see you at parties or anything.

Pooosssaaaaaaay

They can't really get you for that. That could be, like, a bowling website.

OH NO ITS THE COPS

Like he called me hymen until I was 12.

I can't believe this is happening again. What are the odds?

Grace Is a retard

That was gorgeous.

NK cells be like Shut up and spread your shit!!!

Ahh. Nice work Amir

You guys know a guy named Jimmy?

Or like nuts. Yeah, that's funny. That's a fucking funny joke.

Sacha, cum in me

We should grab one of these buckets and get out.

It whizzed right by me and I said "stay away from me!" you know?

We need to think this out... F*** thinking, we need to act.

I'm like the iron chef of retrieving balls

DANGEROUS VERY DANGEROUS

- No semen. - Story of my life.

- Why waste 2 bucks? - We'll take you. No problem.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

- Where were you headed? - Near 13th and Granville.

I mean, was she...? Was she like us, or...?

Hey! Back the fuck up, man, or I'll beat the shit out of you.

Why don't you show this rummy how we roll?

All right, you... That was a lucky shot.

Hey, I'm a nice guy.

Both my reactions No matter who wins tomorrow

It’s mud dude

Have you talked to Fogell?

Where's that sack of shit, Fogell? He said he'd be here.

Happy Birthday Pete! It’s one of many so get used to it brother

But I can't hear you, though, because the music is so loud.

I love that stuff. Been drinking it for years.

Shauna? Shauna was two years ago now?

Someone could really hurt themselves.

- We're fine back here. - Back's fine.

- Oh, shit. - Get away from my kids!

I've been praying for strats. I'm literally waking up and praying...

Just talk it out. Hey, I'm a nice guy.

I love you Rachael

Virtual SNMMI This plans been fucked since Jump Street.

When you guys are shitfaced, you get with her.

1955 Welcome to the future

All right. Come on, stop it. I can't fucking see. I can't see. Fuck it.

Oh, really? Then how come you never made a move, you pussy?

You pissed everywhere, you son of a bitch!

I'm just drilling holes The last two weeks? F%*K it

Oh, Stafford. Thank you for scoring 21 points for my team that can’t break 461.10

Don't know if we should be doing anything official.

Mondesi's a bitch

No, don't worry. I'm actually used to it.

Who's gonna give it to her, huh, my man? You, that's who.

You look like Aladdin.

Would anyone else like to move to MSU?

It's the least they could do for stealing three years of my life.

Oh, shit. I'm sorry, bro. I'm sorry, bro. I'm sorry, bro.

- What's up, Evan? - Hey, Gaby.

I mean, seriously, that's really... That's nice of you. Thank you.

Jungle Rumble (2014)

so i would stash all my dick memes...

- Was he African? - African.

Hell yea we should get some nose beers

I will! Rose: Enjoy your boob!

You're watching Bluey on BBC Studios You're watching Beerglove on old spice

I never wanted to live with him. I just don't... I ha...

You guys know a guy named Vinny D? You totally look like his brother, man.

He said you fantasy fucks can let it go...

They said that would happen in health

Fucking calm down, David. It's kick returning.

Jonah Go F*ck Yourself

I know that cartoons i know that

...and I can't stop drawing dicks to save my own life.

...we don't have any choice. Let's go.

Just drink some of this. You're gonna love it.

I wash and dry I’m like a single mom

Looks like fucking Zack Morris.

Fuck off, Seth.

You look so pretty.

and by contributions to your PBS station from Viewers Like You.

I had some friends over, we had a few drinks.

Andrew I wanna blow you

- Are you bleeding? - I'm not cut or anything.

I was just walking down the hall and Nicola was right in front of me.

I didn't expect this from you, Evan.

I’ll give Israel another shot

- You stop first. - Not until you stop.

Can somebody help me holy crap teammates! (2009)

So do you wanna go outside and talk more?

- I got a boner. - Good.

I like you so much.

Fogell, shut the fuck up.

...and we can fucking fuck some girls already.

- Evan, that's psycho shit, man. - No, it's not.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

- I'm buying you a beer, McLovin. - I'm buying you one too.

Why the fuck would it be between that and sinners?

I gotta catch a glimpse of this warlock..

We could be those sellouts!

It's like 13 bucks a month...

- I swear I was try... - It doesn't even matter.

- Are they gonna take him downtown? - Fuck Fogell.

Calm fucking down, Tyler.

Cocaine is one of the most commonly used drugs on earth

Guy sells me a piece of shit fucking phone.

Because I have to get a ton of cover-up for the grad photo.

All right, that's good. It's hard to trace, I guess.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Ohhhh… We eat off of plastic plates

I’m here in my unit, isolated and alone, taking Dr. Jones depo at 6am and I have to look over at that

Well Better get used to it…

It hides it and it feels awesome.

Michael... Hi!!

Pretty sweet, huh?

I have to kill these guys. You don't negotiate with terrorists.

That would save me such a hassle, because I was gonna beg my sister.

I'm not gonna let you slow me down anymore, Seth.

You're weird for not liking Chili and Cinnamon Rolls. I'm normal as shit

We owe you, Mc... Wait, what's your real name again?

fucking calm down, y'all. It's an excel sheet.

Kale....he's the sweetest guy ever

I feel bad that I'm making you buy me a new one.

Fucking calm down peps. It’s only NFL

- It's not like a big deal. - Wow, that's cool.

Wait, you changed your name to McLovin?

It's all I have, man. It's all I have.

- Good luck on your exam tomorrow. - Good luck on your exam.

Hell yea we should get some nose beers

I’ve been praying for a Kirk Cousins trade

So now it's Goat McLovin?

No ones packed 200 UPH in Cargo shorts since nam

But she's gonna be at the party and she's gonna be drunk.

It'd be fine with me.

...and then you go running away.

Can somebody help me holy crap teammates! (2009)

- Go, check this out! - Oh, fuck!

Calm down, Jaime, it’s rugby

Why would you park in the staff parking lot?

Fucking calm down DickNose It’s only a Signal 10..

I don't really have anything going on.

...your mom's got huge tits.

...while you were taking a shit.

Fucking dumb-ass. 21 points?

The Foamtastic voyage..

Sir, did you do this?

What do you think?

That was 2 days ago, asshole

Don't worry about it. I'm not worried at all.

Oh that’s not me you fucking lying

Do alcoholics get hangovers?

It’s no problems You’ll learn that

Why weren't you at Dimitri's on Saturday?

We could be those sellouts!

I don't cry. That's funny.

What's up? What's up? What's up?

It is impossible to chill with my mad beats with all of you,

shut the fuck up derka

This job really isn't how, you know, shows like CSI make it out to be.

I don't seem to be getting any.

I've wanted to tell you for so long that you're the best girl.

Calm down, Greg. It's soccer.

- You're a fucking pussy. - Okay, okay. Great, great.

When Joel Thorney doesnt invite you to the boss gym

So Genua wanted me to tell you... you're a fucking faggot and can't come to his christmas party.

That was a turning point in my life, when I realized that.

You two femmes can talk about it next year at your little slumber party.

No, no, no. I know you. I know you.

Hey Ryan why don’t you go piss your pants again

I'm Really Sorry That I blocked your cock

It’s JVitti, the Giants fan who think Daniel Jones is good

- You're, like, really, really drunk. - So? You're drunk. You're drunk, trump.

Know You See Me Looking At You When You Already Know I Wanna Die In Hell You Already Know I Wanna Die In Hell You Already Know

Now, Young Evan, You Will Die.

She's got an older brother. She could have asked him.

APPARENTLY SOMEONE HAS AN EXAM TOMORROW

What...? I didn't do anything wrong. I got into a good school.

I thought you didn't need it. You were gonna tell her how you feel.

I don't believe it!

- No, officer. Not at all. Not, we... - We found those.

I was not "radicalized" by 4chan or soyjak.party, but the church and parents I was raised by instilled in me the christian faith i will proudly die and kill for

He... He... He came in, he's wielding...

HIT YOUR HEAD ON PO PO PO PO POWER WITH BEARGLOVE

If I equals the square root of negative one...

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

The Jackie Robinson Story (1950)

Tell your faggot boyfriend his headband looks gay

It's not me? You fucking lying?

I will! Rose: Enjoy your boobs!

So Jesse wanted me to tell you...

Who are you Seal?

On the Verge of quitting Ellweins give you a Xmas bonus