Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

The Foamtastic voyage..

All right, that's good. It's hard to trace, I guess.

I will! Rose: Enjoy your boob!

Grace Is a retard

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

All right. Come on, stop it. I can't fucking see. I can't see. Fuck it.

I will! Rose: Enjoy your boobs!

Cocaine is one of the most commonly used drugs on earth

I feel bad that I'm making you buy me a new one.

That was like 2 weeks ago, asshole!

Shauna? Shauna was two years ago now?

...we don't have any choice. Let's go.

Fucking dumb-ass. 21 points?

- Good luck on your exam tomorrow. - Good luck on your exam.

Calm down, Jaime, it’s rugby

Why the fuck would it be between that or Psychotic?!

I don't believe it!

Calm down, Greg. It's soccer.

But I can't hear you, though, because the music is so loud.

That was eight years ago, asshole

I don't seem to be getting any.

- What's up, Evan? - Hey, Gaby.

I was just walking down the hall and Nicola was right in front of me.

Why don't you show this rummy how we roll?

- No, officer. Not at all. Not, we... - We found those.

So Jesse wanted me to tell you...

I'm just drilling holes The last two weeks? F%*K it

I never wanted to live with him. I just don't... I ha...

Mondesi's a bitch

We could be those sellouts!

so i would stash all my dick memes...

All right, everybody out. Come on, let's go.

Would anyone else like to move to MSU?

You two femmes can talk about it next year at your little slumber party.

It is impossible to chill with my mad beats with all of you,

Fucking PUSSSYYYY

It hides it and it feels awesome.

We owe you, Mc... Wait, what's your real name again?

Now, Young Evan, You Will Die.

- I'm buying you a beer, McLovin. - I'm buying you one too.

Yeah, do what you have to do.

Looks like the most fun I've ever seen in my life

I’ll give Israel another shot

They said that would happen in health

Oh, shit. I'm sorry, bro. I'm sorry, bro. I'm sorry, bro.

I like you so much.

This job really isn't how, you know, shows like CSI make it out to be.

On the Verge of quitting Ellweins give you a Xmas bonus

Don't worry about it. I'm not worried at all.

HIT YOUR HEAD ON PO PO PO PO POWER WITH BEARGLOVE

She's got an older brother. She could have asked him.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

shut the fuck up derka

Hey! Back the fuck up, man, or I'll beat the shit out of you.

All right, you... That was a lucky shot.

Why would you do that?

...and then you go running away.

It’s no problems You’ll learn that

- You stop first. - Not until you stop.

So now it's Goat McLovin?

I'm Really Sorry That I blocked your cock

Wait, you changed your name to McLovin?

- It's all I have, man. It's all I have. - You better think of something quickly.

What...? I didn't do anything wrong. I got into a good school.

Guy sells me a piece of shit fucking phone.

I love that stuff. Been drinking it for years.

NK cells be like Shut up and spread your shit!!!

Pooosssaaaaaaay

Because I have to get a ton of cover-up for the grad photo.

I didn't expect this from you, Evan.

and by contributions to your PBS station from Viewers Like You.

- Where were you headed? - Near 13th and Granville.

Sir, did you do this?

We should grab one of these buckets and get out.

I gotta catch a glimpse of this warlock..

No, don't worry. I'm actually used to it.

It's all I have, man. It's all I have.

- Are they gonna take him downtown? - Fuck Fogell.

Know You See Me Looking At You When You Already Know I Wanna Die In Hell You Already Know I Wanna Die In Hell You Already Know

Tell your faggot boyfriend his headband looks gay

...while you were taking a shit.

Calm fucking down, Tyler.

What do you think?

Pretty sweet, huh?

You're watching Bluey on BBC Studios You're watching Beerglove on old spice

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Oh, really? Then how come you never made a move, you pussy?

Michael... Hi!!

Fucking calm down peps. It’s only NFL

Someone could really hurt themselves.

I wash and dry I’m like a single mom

You look so pretty.

I’ve been praying for a new Bob Does Sports video.

No ones packed 200 UPH in Cargo shorts since nam

Can somebody help me holy crap teammates! (2009)

- Evan, that's psycho shit, man. - No, it's not.

So Genua wanted me to tell you... you're a fucking faggot and can't come to his christmas party.

It whizzed right by me and I said "stay away from me!" you know?

What's up? What's up? What's up?

Fucking calm down, David. It's kick returning.

I'm not gonna let you slow me down anymore, Seth.

I've been praying for strats. I'm literally waking up and praying...

You guys know a guy named Jimmy?

Oh that’s not me you fucking lying

He... He... He came in, he's wielding...

Have you talked to Fogell?

It's the least they could do for stealing three years of my life.

Where's that sack of shit, Fogell? He said he'd be here.

They can't really get you for that. That could be, like, a bowling website.

Kale....he's the sweetest guy ever

She called, she said, I can't wait for you to get there.

What were you doing dancing with Jacinda?

APPARENTLY SOMEONE HAS AN EXAM TOMORROW

I don't cry. That's funny.

Don't know if we should be doing anything official.

I thought you didn't need it. You were gonna tell her how you feel.

Hell yea we should get some nose beers

It’s JVitti, the Giants fan who think Daniel Jones is good

That was gorgeous.

Ahh. Nice work Amir

...and I can't stop drawing dicks to save my own life.

I mean, was she...? Was she like us, or...?

I'm like the iron chef of retrieving balls

Makes me feel young again

Look, when we were your age, we hated cops.

I’ve been praying for a Kirk Cousins trade

When you guys are shitfaced, you get with her.

fucking calm down, y'all. It's an excel sheet.

DANGEROUS VERY DANGEROUS

That would save me such a hassle, because I was gonna beg my sister.

Who's gonna give it to her, huh, my man? You, that's who.

So do you wanna go outside and talk more?

- I got a boner. - Good.

- No semen. - Story of my life.

- You're, like, really, really drunk. - So? You're drunk. You're drunk, trump.

He said you fantasy fucks can let it go...

- Oh, shit. - Get away from my kids!

- Was he African? - African.

I don't really have anything going on.

Well Better get used to it…

You guys know a guy named Vinny D? You totally look like his brother, man.

Hell yea we should get some nose beers

Who are you Seal?

Happy Birthday Pete! It’s one of many so get used to it brother

I was not "radicalized" by 4chan or soyjak.party, but the church and parents I was raised by instilled in me the christian faith i will proudly die and kill for

Do alcoholics get hangovers?

But she's gonna be at the party and she's gonna be drunk.

Fogell, shut the fuck up.

It's like 13 bucks a month...

The Jackie Robinson Story (1950)

I’m here in my unit, isolated and alone, taking Dr. Jones depo at 6am and I have to look over at that

Hey, I'm a nice guy.

If I equals the square root of negative one...

...and we can fucking fuck some girls already.

Just drink some of this. You're gonna love it.

Hey Ryan why don’t you go piss your pants again

I have to kill these guys. You don't negotiate with terrorists.

Jungle Rumble (2014)

I mean, seriously, that's really... That's nice of you. Thank you.

Now we’re never gonna bone because of that used tampon, Fogell!

Oh, Stafford. Thank you for scoring 21 points for my team that can’t break 461.10

We need to think this out... F*** thinking, we need to act.

OH NO ITS THE COPS

You look like Aladdin.

Andrew I wanna blow you

- We're fine back here. - Back's fine.

- Why waste 2 bucks? - We'll take you. No problem.

I'm... What? I'm disgusting? You're the weird one, man.

Or like nuts. Yeah, that's funny. That's a fucking funny joke.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Ohhhh… We eat off of plastic plates

It'd be fine with me.

Just talk it out. Hey, I'm a nice guy.

I can't believe this is happening again. What are the odds?

I love you Rachael

Why the fuck would it be between that and sinners?

It's not me? You fucking lying?

That was 2 days ago, asshole

Like he called me hymen until I was 12.

We could be those sellouts!

Hell yeah you can get a hell yeah

That was a turning point in my life, when I realized that.

- Look at me. - Seth, come on, you didn't blow it.

Jonah Go F*ck Yourself

Why weren't you at Dimitri's on Saturday?

- I know what to do about the car. - Sweet.

1955 Welcome to the future

- I think... - What happened?

It’s mud dude

When Joel Thorney doesnt invite you to the boss gym

I've wanted to tell you for so long that you're the best girl.

Can somebody help me holy crap teammates! (2009)

Read a F*cking book

...your mom's got huge tits.

Fuck off, Seth.

I had some friends over, we had a few drinks.

Looks like fucking Zack Morris.

Why would you park in the staff parking lot?

You pissed everywhere, you son of a bitch!

- It's not like a big deal. - Wow, that's cool.

- Go, check this out! - Oh, fuck!

Fun shit? But I never see you at parties or anything.

You're weird for not liking Chili and Cinnamon Rolls. I'm normal as shit

Both my reactions No matter who wins tomorrow

- Are you bleeding? - I'm not cut or anything.

Sacha, cum in me

No, no, no. I know you. I know you.

I know that cartoons i know that

Virtual SNMMI This plans been fucked since Jump Street.

- You're a fucking pussy. - Okay, okay. Great, great.

Fucking calm down DickNose It’s only a Signal 10..

- I swear I was try... - It doesn't even matter.