Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Fucking calm down, Tyler. It's rubgy.

Andrew I wanna blow you

That’s like slapping God across the face For giving you this gorgeous gift.

That was like 2 years ago asshole

- You're really drunk. - No, I'm not. I am not drunk.

I will give him another shot I will give Tyrone another shot

Stop what you are doing at once

I feel like a pimp right now.

- Oh, shit. Careful. - Okay, well...

- Me too. - Why do you hate her so much?

Some women pride themselves on their dick-taking abilities.

That was 8 years ago

Goldslick Vodka. That's for Becca. Don't forget that.

Apparently someone has a birthday

I'll give socialism another shot

And then Asaf, he’s like the sweetest guy

They fucking Killed him

Hell, yeah, We should get some road beers.

I'm really sorry about that. I can't believe I actually did that.

So you're cutting the cord? What's gonna happen?

Ok and how old are you Bryce? Old enough..

I’ll give it another shot

Get the respect you deserve with bearglove.

- This is my house. - Don't be such a dick, man!

I'll give Home EC another shot.

That was 8 years ago asshole

And then I make her my girlfriend.

It's the first of many too, so get used to it, lil omie

That would be Lovely

Now, UNC, you will die

Well, we got into different schools, so...

What the fuck, Evan? We're down two points.

On the upside, I think you look cool with a black eye.

Jules, you drink. You drink.

Where you going? Hey, party's still on.

Old enough for what?

This is so disgusting.

I got onto some DMs Some pretty good ones. So I’ll be fine.

Well, Matt, the funny thing about my back...

Posting in wrong chat

I didn't even effing see you at all, man. Are you okay?

Eat my ass Ok bye

Shut the fuck up, Webber

No and someone should really clean this up

- Is that what you're asking? - No, no. Was he...?

last day of summer fuck it

...because that's a made-up, dumb, fucking fairy-tale name, you fuck!

You’re an Oregon donor

...that I pretty much became, like, an expert on the stuff.

I'm gonna need to see some identification.

Officers? I can answer those questions now if you want me to.

Come on, McLovin. Do it, buddy. Come on, buddy!

You certainly are. That'll be 80 dollars.

Heart disease is the most common disease in the country. Read a fucking book.

The was 2 years ago asshole

Like relax and chill all at once.

It's an odd crime for a jew They're pretty docile

Read a fucking book!

- Guys, shut up. - Hey, what's going on over there?

Tell your fucking faggot friend

I'll miss your knee-slappers when me and Evan are at Dartmouth.

I'm just drilling holes The last two weeks? F%*K it

This is a lot. I don't know if I can get away with all this.

I'm trying to look older.

That was like Ten years ago

He’s the horniest kid alive

I know that HANNAH MONTANA I know that

What? He looks like a guy. That's what guys look like.

- I shot that cat last week. - It was already dead, man.

COME ON BITCOIN

I'm here with my thumb up my ass.

Tiger got out of the cage, man. All right? I'm sorry.

Yeah. I figured I might as well, you know?

But you got such a smooth chest.

Then we called it a night. We were all just really exhausted.

I know, we made some kick-ass tiramisu earlier.

Oh evan! Thanks for Bringing that lube

Put that there.

If a woman tried to compliment me on my dick-giving abilities, I'd be psyched.

Looks like the most fun I've ever seen in my life.

You guys on sticks tonight…er?

You hit Becca's foot with your dick?

Yeah. That's the one with the little golden flakes in it?

I have an exam tomorrow

We know you're not 25, man. We're not idiots, McLovin.

I was gonna go down on her for, like, several hours, okay?

- What? - I know.

You are the prettiest girl This side of the Mississippi

All right. Here we are. This is it.

Your a Donor Store

Shut the fuck up rob

Bake him a cake with a fucking ounce in it it!?

I don’t ever need to cook tiramisu

You know how many drawings are of Hitler? The best kinds!

Hey. Hello. Hey. Becca.

It's been two years since I've seen an actual human female nipple.

I brought a little bottle of spermicidal lube too.

Fucking calm down, Wes. It's basketball

Can you get us booze?

Tommy wants to fuck me He wants my dick and around his mouth

We’re watching 300, and pulp fiction, and the wild Thornberrys and the land before time and rugrats and karate kid 2010 and cb4

i’ve been waking up literally every day waiting for this

That's why you need to stop... Will you get this?

- Bought it at that vintage market. - Just hurry.

Shitload of different shit

That was like 2 weeks ago, asshole!

- Well, we gotta tell him now. - No, we...

That’s kind of a personal question

Okay, so just walk me through again what this guy did.

Have a good time, man.

- Stop it! - It's stopping.

You guys know a guy named Scottie? You totally look like his brother, man.

- Hey, Slater. - What's that?

- Gonna look at tits right now! - I'm feeling crazy. I said that.

That was crazy.

I mean, just imagine if girls weren't weirded out by our boners...

No ones gotten a hand trim in florida since Nam

You all right? You okay?

You certainly are That’ll be 80 dollars

So I was gonna ask you...

So I gotta sit and game alone, like I'm fucking Bloody Mexican?

We need a new way to get liq...

Something like 8 percent of kids do it...

Fuck that, we're calling you Baby Yoda.

Hey, Pat! This jerk-off's got period blood on his pants!

- Do you have my Goldslick? - No, I can't even...

There’s two weeks left in school Give me a fucking break

I’ve been waking up in the morning praying for a big assed Italian girl. I mean literally waking up and praying.

I am fire anyway. I work at Kroger

Dude, there he is. That's the guy. Hey, Mark, right there.

Shoot off Shoot off

That was like 18 years ago, asshole

you got full t6 for your inactive low dps toon?

Oh mechgod Thank you for opening those red packets

I Know That, National Security! I Know That!

Muuuustard on the beat hoe!

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

- Should I shoot him? - No, no, no!

Us guys on East!

The Hottest Man Of Hell (2009)

...and if I get with her and I'm not drunk, isn't that unethical?

Tommy wants to fuck me He wants my dick in and around his mouth

No and someone should really clean this ip

I’m not paying for that Not my fault

...and next thing I know, she's putting her mouth around the tip of my penis.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

At lunch, I'm going to the same place Mike Snider went...

Yeah, no, that would be great.

Okay? So, what's it gonna be?

- That's kind of a personal question. - What?

Now Seth's gotta pick up all the pieces.

You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds!

My first wife, who is a whore, by the way...

- Shit. - Shit.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

It's green beer for your information

Makes me feel young again

- What are you...? What? Nothing. - You using my phone?

Enjoy nutting in Dacia! I will!

I’m Seth Let’s do another on to me!

I heard they recently decided to add more hops to it

- Have a blast. - Have a blast.

Ain't got no cop people to help you keep your booze now, do you?

You're a lightweight.

I've never before seen that in my life!

When you don't have enough money to get the ingredients for the your favorite dessert that you want to try (tiramisu) When am i gonna need to cook tiramisu?

There’s just so much other fun shit that’s gonna be happening that month

Were you dancing with some chick in there?

Here, Mott, Have A Cigarette.

Is this about Becca? This is about some girl, man?

It’s JVitti, the Giants fan who thinks Daniel Jones is good

either way 어쨌든

SHE FULLY WANTS IT, MAN, OH YEAH!

Well, I hope your friends are ready to get fucked up.

I’m not paying for that Not my fault

But you gotta stop buying those Beauty and the Beast and A Bug’s Life on two VHS tapes.

- Oh, shit. - What the fuck do I do?

You've never given me a reason. I think you like her.

What the fuck is this all about, man? Are you...?

I'm afraid to live with strangers.

Two weeks, handjob. Month, blowjob. Whatever.

I want you to be my first. I want you inside me.

There was so many things going on.

- It'll be fine. - Yeah.

I don't know what you're talking about, but... Thanks. Can I...

You didn't. I remember that you... I avoided it.

He would love that. He’d be smitten. He’d go out with that.

Inside man masks scene

Hey, I’m a Nice Guy

- Oh, shit! - You're not coming.

And take off your vest. You look like Aladdin.

I would do terrible, disgusting things to hook up with her. Unforgivable things.

Holy shit, they busted Fogell.

All right, now, guys, check this out.

She wants our dick In and around her mouth

So you guys playing golden hour?

You'd never get with me if you were sober.

Hi. Everybody, Seth has got it.

Hey, I was doing some research for next year...

Seth, me and Evan are rooming together next year.

Bald kid gets slapped in the back of the head (2018)

Ethnically, I mean, did... What...?

- We need liquor. - You need it. I don't.

Fucking calm down, Tyler. It's Rugby.