Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Come on, McLovin. Do it, buddy. Come on, buddy!

No ones gotten a hand trim in florida since Nam

I’m not paying for that Not my fault

...that I pretty much became, like, an expert on the stuff.

...and next thing I know, she's putting her mouth around the tip of my penis.

I mean, just imagine if girls weren't weirded out by our boners...

Hey, I’m a Nice Guy

- What are you...? What? Nothing. - You using my phone?

On the upside, I think you look cool with a black eye.

You're a lightweight.

- Is that what you're asking? - No, no. Was he...?

Ok and how old are you Bryce? Old enough..

Jules, you drink. You drink.

I'm trying to look older.

That was like Ten years ago

- Gonna look at tits right now! - I'm feeling crazy. I said that.

Inside man masks scene

Well, we got into different schools, so...

The Hottest Man Of Hell (2009)

Hi. Everybody, Seth has got it.

But you got such a smooth chest.

- I shot that cat last week. - It was already dead, man.

Where you going? Hey, party's still on.

- Shit. - Shit.

Have a good time, man.

- Have a blast. - Have a blast.

I don't know what you're talking about, but... Thanks. Can I...

She wants our dick In and around her mouth

I would do terrible, disgusting things to hook up with her. Unforgivable things.

I will give him another shot I will give Tyrone another shot

I’m Seth Let’s do another on to me!

SHE FULLY WANTS IT, MAN, OH YEAH!

That’s like slapping God across the face For giving you this gorgeous gift.

I've never before seen that in my life!

Tommy wants to fuck me He wants my dick in and around his mouth

- What? - I know.

I was gonna go down on her for, like, several hours, okay?

Some women pride themselves on their dick-taking abilities.

Oh mechgod Thank you for opening those red packets

Goldslick Vodka. That's for Becca. Don't forget that.

This is so disgusting.

That was crazy.

Hell, yeah, We should get some road beers.

That was 8 years ago asshole

Hey. Hello. Hey. Becca.

I brought a little bottle of spermicidal lube too.

You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds!

Here, Mott, Have A Cigarette.

Is this about Becca? This is about some girl, man?

Muuuustard on the beat hoe!

Fucking calm down, Wes. It's basketball

Posting in wrong chat

There’s two weeks left in school Give me a fucking break

At lunch, I'm going to the same place Mike Snider went...

I am fire anyway. I work at Kroger

I’m not paying for that Not my fault

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

I have an exam tomorrow

That was 8 years ago

Shitload of different shit

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Hey, Pat! This jerk-off's got period blood on his pants!

Dude, there he is. That's the guy. Hey, Mark, right there.

- It'll be fine. - Yeah.

I’ll give it another shot

Tommy wants to fuck me He wants my dick and around his mouth

Now, UNC, you will die

They fucking Killed him

It's the first of many too, so get used to it, lil omie

...and if I get with her and I'm not drunk, isn't that unethical?

Old enough for what?

All right, now, guys, check this out.

Two weeks, handjob. Month, blowjob. Whatever.

Eat my ass Ok bye

You’re an Oregon donor

you got full t6 for your inactive low dps toon?

It's been two years since I've seen an actual human female nipple.

- Oh, shit! - You're not coming.

All right. Here we are. This is it.

That was like 2 weeks ago, asshole!

Were you dancing with some chick in there?

I'm really sorry about that. I can't believe I actually did that.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

What the fuck is this all about, man? Are you...?

- Do you have my Goldslick? - No, I can't even...

Shut the fuck up rob

Fucking calm down, Tyler. It's Rugby.

So you're cutting the cord? What's gonna happen?

No and someone should really clean this up

Fucking calm down, Tyler. It's rubgy.

So you guys playing golden hour?

- You're really drunk. - No, I'm not. I am not drunk.

He would love that. He’d be smitten. He’d go out with that.

There was so many things going on.

You'd never get with me if you were sober.

The was 2 years ago asshole

What? He looks like a guy. That's what guys look like.

So I gotta sit and game alone, like I'm fucking Bloody Mexican?

Put that there.

Shut the fuck up, Webber

We know you're not 25, man. We're not idiots, McLovin.

Looks like the most fun I've ever seen in my life.

I'll give socialism another shot

But you gotta stop buying those Beauty and the Beast and A Bug’s Life on two VHS tapes.

Yeah, no, that would be great.

Something like 8 percent of kids do it...

You certainly are That’ll be 80 dollars

He’s the horniest kid alive

...because that's a made-up, dumb, fucking fairy-tale name, you fuck!

Can you get us booze?

Then we called it a night. We were all just really exhausted.

Your a Donor Store

You hit Becca's foot with your dick?

If a woman tried to compliment me on my dick-giving abilities, I'd be psyched.

It's green beer for your information

Well, I hope your friends are ready to get fucked up.

i’ve been waking up literally every day waiting for this

Holy shit, they busted Fogell.

I'm just drilling holes The last two weeks? F%*K it

Now Seth's gotta pick up all the pieces.

I'll give Home EC another shot.

My first wife, who is a whore, by the way...

Get the respect you deserve with bearglove.

- Stop it! - It's stopping.

Officers? I can answer those questions now if you want me to.

I got onto some DMs Some pretty good ones. So I’ll be fine.

We’re watching 300, and pulp fiction, and the wild Thornberrys and the land before time and rugrats and karate kid 2010 and cb4

That would be Lovely

- Me too. - Why do you hate her so much?

I'm here with my thumb up my ass.

Andrew I wanna blow you

Oh evan! Thanks for Bringing that lube

Read a fucking book!

- Guys, shut up. - Hey, what's going on over there?

Enjoy nutting in Dacia! I will!

Yeah. That's the one with the little golden flakes in it?

Ethnically, I mean, did... What...?

- This is my house. - Don't be such a dick, man!

You guys on sticks tonight…er?

And then I make her my girlfriend.

Well, Matt, the funny thing about my back...

I'm afraid to live with strangers.

So I was gonna ask you...

It's an odd crime for a jew They're pretty docile

You've never given me a reason. I think you like her.

Tell your fucking faggot friend

- That's kind of a personal question. - What?

Like relax and chill all at once.

And take off your vest. You look like Aladdin.

Heart disease is the most common disease in the country. Read a fucking book.

Makes me feel young again

You certainly are. That'll be 80 dollars.

I'm gonna need to see some identification.

Stop what you are doing at once

Seth, me and Evan are rooming together next year.

Yeah. I figured I might as well, you know?

Shoot off Shoot off

I want you to be my first. I want you inside me.

I don’t ever need to cook tiramisu

No and someone should really clean this ip

- Hey, Slater. - What's that?

It’s JVitti, the Giants fan who thinks Daniel Jones is good

COME ON BITCOIN

Okay, so just walk me through again what this guy did.

I know that HANNAH MONTANA I know that

- We need liquor. - You need it. I don't.

- Oh, shit. Careful. - Okay, well...

You guys know a guy named Scottie? You totally look like his brother, man.

You are the prettiest girl This side of the Mississippi

- Oh, shit. - What the fuck do I do?

We need a new way to get liq...

There’s just so much other fun shit that’s gonna be happening that month

That's why you need to stop... Will you get this?

I’ve been waking up in the morning praying for a big assed Italian girl. I mean literally waking up and praying.

I Know That, National Security! I Know That!

You didn't. I remember that you... I avoided it.

What the fuck, Evan? We're down two points.

- Should I shoot him? - No, no, no!

Bake him a cake with a fucking ounce in it it!?

either way 어쨌든

- Bought it at that vintage market. - Just hurry.

I didn't even effing see you at all, man. Are you okay?

And then Asaf, he’s like the sweetest guy

Fuck that, we're calling you Baby Yoda.

Us guys on East!

You all right? You okay?

That’s kind of a personal question

I know, we made some kick-ass tiramisu earlier.

- Well, we gotta tell him now. - No, we...

This is a lot. I don't know if I can get away with all this.

Bald kid gets slapped in the back of the head (2018)

Hey, I was doing some research for next year...

I feel like a pimp right now.

I heard they recently decided to add more hops to it

Ain't got no cop people to help you keep your booze now, do you?

Apparently someone has a birthday

I'll miss your knee-slappers when me and Evan are at Dartmouth.

That was like 2 years ago asshole

That was like 18 years ago, asshole

You know how many drawings are of Hitler? The best kinds!

When you don't have enough money to get the ingredients for the your favorite dessert that you want to try (tiramisu) When am i gonna need to cook tiramisu?

Okay? So, what's it gonna be?