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Then why don't you go and get some of your own clothes?

Here, McLovin, have a cigarette.

wash and dry I'm like a single mother

I'm really gonna miss your knee-slappers when me and Richard are at Kings Of Leon

Jason Stone, who looks like fucking Zack Morris. And Matt Muir.

We would've been able to handle hammer a

Take The Lizzie McGuire To Your Room

I’m just drilling holes. Last two months. Fuck it.

- Evan, hey. - Hey, Becca.

Thought of me enough to decide I was the guy she would trust...

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Without you opening these red packets.

Oh, shit, I've been tackled by little girls!

Freeze. Stand right there.

I don't wanna get shitcanned. I happen to like this job.

ST. JOES PILOTS ON THE RADIO

- Man! - That's my boy!

Some women pride themselves on their dick-taking abilities.

Here we go. We're really gonna do this?

I can't imagine what you're gonna do without each other next year.

Lucas sent me that

Becca's a bitch.

What did I say to you? I told you not to park here.

Spread your shit! Pussies on the pavement, fellas.

- We are gonna rock out. - Just go, just go.

That fucking stain on your pants, idiot. What is that?

I’m trying to look older

Very accident information that's coming out of Vancouver right now man Come on we can't even go to a road but also one pulling out a frickin car and driving in the street

Well, doc, the funny thing about my back is… It’s located on my cock.

...it might encourage me to lose weight.

Oh, like cumming

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She looked me in the eyes and said:

- Yeah, exactly. - It's like three.

How'd you know?

Strip get off the field!

From the makers of drop zone

- Stop it, asshole. - Hey, you stop.

What the hell is going on in there?

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We’re blood brothers

Without you opening these two red packets for us

Po po po po power with Alex is a stupid bearglove

And I just thought, you know...

I have to get a comforter too. For college.

Because you're a pussy

I'm just gonna throw that out there. I don't... I don't know.

- Here's the money and the list. - Change is yours. Keep the change.

What, you can talk about her all day and if I say one thing, it's blasphemy?

She starts crying. She flips out. And she rats me out to the principal.

Yeah, there you go.

Read a fucking census

If you can’t even win Then why am I playing?

Even I thought I was fucking crazy.

Well, I'll pay you back at the party.

- Where are you going? - No.

That guys the fucking antipoon

I had such bad acne last year...

...a crackhead stole our cruiser and did God knows what with it.

You guys know a guy named Jimmy? You totally look like his brother, man.

He’s a freak. He’s the smartest kid alive.

I’ll give Home Ec a shot.

She’s a freak. She’s the fastest kid alive.

We're leaving, okay? You wanna get killed for liquor?

- Bring it! - 0.08, motherfuckers!

It’s all I have man, it’s all I have

Killing me won't get you alcohol. I'm the one with the fake ID.

Shut the fuck up Voell

He got arrested, okay? We're on our own.

His dad's gonna fucking kill him.

We shouldn't tell Fogell. I was like, No, we should tell Fogell.

- Let it happen. - I know, but...

O’Leary I’ll do anything to get promoted

- No. - He's the guy with the beautiful voice.

- You're a fucking pussy. - Cheating. You're cheating.

Mike Snider's ID always works. So will mine, man.

Happy Birthday Officer Northside crew

... everything's covered in semen.

Luke Bryan’s “What she Wants Tonight” That sounds like she fully wants it, man!

Mohammad's the most commonly used name on Earth. Read a book!

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You laughed in my face when I said I'd be having sex tonight.

Guys, come on, move.

- Bye, Mom. - Bye, Jane.

- You ready? Yeah? - Yeah.

That’s psycho shit, man.

Excuse me, sir. Stop what you are doing at once.

I was gonna do it but there was a security breach

And you landed on McLovin?

- That's Yoda. - Are you familiar with Yoda?

So should I just get a shitload of different shit?

Did you hear I'm having a big grad party next Saturday?

She didn't say the second part, the first...

That's Vag-tastic!

We’re supposed to be guiding AOS Not blocking it

You're a fucking pussy ... and you can't come to snowmobiling camp

One little bottles of spermicidal lube

Well, at least we're getting a graduation party.

Okay, just calm down. Just calm down, all right?

“Yeah man. Let’s show these fuckers how we roll!”

It'd be nice. Like that crime scene today.

You guys on MySpace, or...?

To make you my girlfriend for the summer.

So, like, you know, right now, I really love them, though.

- You cool to sign that? - Of course. I owe you guys my life.

Matt Moore He’s the sweetest guy ever

Fuck Yoooouuuu!!!

I had, like, a general outline. You know?

Ah! My back! My back, cops! My back!

Would anyone else like to come to MSU?

The first thing that came to my mind. Listen.

Holy shit. Holy shit.

He’s a freak He’s the fastest kid alive

i know you see me looking at you when you already know i wanna die in hell you already know i wanna die in hell you already know

It's not the going I care about … it’s the coming

He's nuts. Well, we caught the infamous Fogell.

Oh, my God, that's a fucking man-gina, man.

That's how you take Down a motherfucker

I’m just drilling holes. Last two weeks. Fuck it.

I think maybe...

You're always calling me a pussy, but today you're wrong.

Yeah, well, at least you got to suck on your dad's dick.

Have you ever met anyone named McLovin?

...me and Seth are always kind of cooking up these...

Are you carrying me?

So I would stash all of my dick drawings...

Movies Similar to Astro Boy (2009) Astro Boy cartoons / hong kong

he's the fastest 39 year old mexican man named leonard alive

I know you're gonna love it

- It's soccer. - Fuck you, man.

- An impressive kind. - It is kind of cool.

I love my best friend, Evan.

What are you making?

hell yeah we should get some road beers

I'd sit there for hours, drawing dicks. I don't know what it was.

Hey, where the party at? Right.

The only thing that's evidence of is you can take a hit like a champ.

I’m Seth Let’s do another one to me!

Bake him a cake with a fucking ounce in it!?

I'm just sick of all the amateur stuff.

Kingston GameStop tantrum

Michaels, are you okay?

Can somebody help me holy crap teammates! (2009)

I know, I know.

- Thank you. What's the list for? - The alcohol.

No, but I would get killed for pussy, no questions asked.

No one's gotten a handjob in cargo shorts since Nam.

I've been praying for a game. I'm literally waking up and praying...

She's wearing these tight white pants with this black G-string...

All of a sudden...

Why I went to Dogecoin

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You're the one that dragged me to that fucking party with those lunatics.

Seth's own ThroatCoat

Evan, I'm not saying I'm gonna look at it.

- You humiliated me! - I'm sorry!

I’ve ignored my hatred for Becca (and history) for this epic anjuna show

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YEAH, I'M MEMPHIS AND I WANT SOME LIGHT SIDE GEO TB.

It's merlot. That's what you don't get.

How badly do you wanna fuck me?

- You shined the light in my face. - You did too.

So, should I just get a shitload of different shit?

- You know, something like that. - Yeah, I met the missus at paintball.

We put a lot of time into this list so don’t fuck it up and get zambooka

Luke Bryan’s new song “What She Wants Tonight” THAT SOUNDS LIKE SHE FULLY WANTS IT, MAN! OH,YEAH

- You're an organ donor. - What?

Can you please help me up?

I don't even dance ever, so... I've never even tried it.

Let's do this dance, boys.

Roll. Roll, roll the dicks. Tried to hit the pins. From Barney.

Sacha, I wanna blow you

What are you guys doing. September 11th weekend? Asshole (peps)

Yes. That’s a definite yes.

Fucking calm down, Greg. It's soccer. It’s soccer.

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2.0 with polish women

And also, chicks can kind of see, like...

Tiger Got Out Of The Cage, Man. All Right? I'm Sorry. Come On, Ryan.

- That looks terrible. - Yeah.

You won't have to borrow one again because you'll have that one.

Holy shit. Oh, my God.

- Yes, yes, he was. - It's not what you think, guys.

That was the first time I ever did coke. Off that bitch's nipple. That was so...