Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

by the US Department of Inclement Weather
She doesn't have any friends.
it's a chance to do some first class Scouting.
Oh.
This is my real Job. Scoutmaster Troop 55 I'm a Math Teacher on the side.
Get out of my chimney.
Company secretary, status report.
And finally the percussion family,
Let me think for a minute.
I am very sad to inform you I can no longer be involved
In fact, we've been a bunch of mean jerks.
He knows someone's watching him.
The latrine, however, does continue to present...
Scout Master's log, September 2nd.
or drown in the goddamn lake or something.
Let's jump.
What's your name?
Mr. Billingsley, I've got an escaped Khaki Scout.
The time is now 4:35 a. M.
You're probably a much more intelligent person than I am.
I know it's bad. I think I just took them to have a secret to keep.
I have been trying very hard to make friends, but I feel people do not like my personality
I know.
I have no memory of this, but my foster parents think I am lying.
- Are you a lawyer? - No, I'm not a lawyer.
Good. I want to be.
I know. Uh... I know.
I take it back. This is my real job. Scoutmaster troop 55. I’m a math teacher on the side.
Warm up the motor, I'll be right back.
Except you.
could row this far in a miniature canoe?
will you let me know if you see anything unusual? - Yup.
I like his girl.
Let me see if I can catch this one.
I'm sorry, Walt.
Why?
I feel we should go halfway today, and halfway tomorrow
Here.
Go on adventures, too. Not get stuck, too.
Captain Sharp, we've located the missing troop.
They're not really Sunday school shoes.
Dear Sam, it saddens me to write this letter,
Whoo!
That's not acceptable.
One, two, three!
Confirm coordinates for new destination, Alpha two-two-seven-one-fiver.
- Okay. - Let's go.
Well, it's a known fact. Of course he is.
Morale is extremely low,
Just leave them.
Trumpets.
Maybe you just don't know him.
You're not going to believe this one, sir.
Yes?
I'll tell you one thing,
I'm going to find a tree to chop down.
No. He fell in a ditch.
- Who? - Shakusky.
Wait, take these!
Suzy! Dinner! I'm not going to say it again.
When we first met each other, something happened to us.
Because your girlfriend stabbed me
Sounds like jail.
You really know how to make friends.