Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Why the drop to impulse power, lieutenant?

What do you want?

We wish you could understand the glorious adventure ahead.

Both of us quite normal now.

Sorry to call you, sir. Not strictly security.

Captain, I was just--

I was starting to, maybe.

Sounds like our captain.

Captain, there is a malfunction in this station.

to seek out new life and new civilizations,

Don't you remember?

Space, the final frontier.

Terrifying experience for any intelligent being.

I can't explain it.

Captain's log, stardate 41249.3.

to explore strange new worlds,

It is my duty to inform the captain

whatever remains, however improbable,

It's the captain.

It seems the only possible conclusion.

There's something here. I feel it.

I tend to agree.

Even Parliament's peacemakers may find this case a little difficult.

It's about the dietary requirements of the Antican delegates.

I was preparing to beam out to somewhere.

And you're telling me that there are no explanations for these malfunctions?

But we have seen humans eat meat.

Is it in control of you, sir?

What my sensor showed was...

but are the result of the actions of an unknown adversary.

and scooped one of you from your home world.

it smells like diarrhea in here

Of course, sir.

Sir, the entity was caught in the ship's circuitry.

Sir, I see no way for you to journey with an energy form.

So, what the hell is going on here?