Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yeah, so I guess in a way,
God, this is hard.
is I have absolutely no personality of my own.
Told them what?
Yes, but it is catchy.
Right.
I'm glad you asked. It's quite a story.
I'll give it a try.
How much have you written, Bill?
I'm writing the book. End of story.
"Sometimes, a drinking man..."
Right. Thanks for your help, everyone.
Uh, oh, sure, yeah.
Whatever, it's not relevant. Anyway...
Yeah, I'm getting worried.
You must have a ton of fascinating stories.
I don't get it. What's wrong with Bill?
watching it on TV in my dorm and drinking.
No, Dave. Knock, knock.
There's something distinct and individual about each one of you.
Staff meeting.
What kind of book?
That's really all I have so far.
Oh, thank you, thank you.
Come on, guys.
two-bit hood manqué with a can-do attitude
me and you are doing something similar.
Just how exactly would you describe a guy like me?
No, not yet, but he's totally out of control.
You know, I was just thinking,
The excitement and enthusiasm I felt out there just now,
An autobiography,
Did you know that when Dan Rather was 19,
But if you spelled it D-A-Z-E,
I don't believe you. What?
How about "The Microphone Never Blinks"?
How about talking about how hard it was
I'm sorry, Bill,
and apparently, there's more than a little interest
I've been meaning to tell you that.
Okay, let's get to it.
Dave?
Yeah, those people have always been very...