Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You'd be cocky too, if you had this,

We're really sorry, Bill.

in me writing an autobiography.

Don't try to butter me up

Oh, it's all so sad.

I can't believe someone's letting you write a book.

which I'm sure you won't.

I guess the tape recorder didn't help, huh?

Now, all I have is a good radio voice, just like you.

Bill has a deal to write a book.

Nothing, nothing's funny.

while your diary will be tucked alone

That I haven't written a word.

You're laughing right now...

how's the book going?

Oh, I got my own publicist working on it.

That my life couldn't fill up a haiku much less a book.

This is just what they've been waiting to see.

Andre the Giant?

Do you have a title yet?

Hey, how's it going, you big loser?

You told them, didn't you?

No, I'm being incredibly sarcastic.

No. It was a thing of beauty.

The problem, as I see it,

wished for the day you could see me fail

I would just rather not have it be public

so you can better see my face.

Of course, you got a million and one, huh? Attaboy.

Sort of, except my book will be sold