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Oh, don't worry, this isn't over.
That's right!
so you could laugh and laugh and laugh?
All right, this isn't just embarrassing for Bill.
Hey, I heard about your book.
I knew it.
[♪]
Come on over here, sweetheart.
♪ 'Cause there Ain't no one for-- ♪
Don't look, don't look.
Bill.
Yeah, I'm sure you do.
Well, I'm sorry, but the issue is closed.
Sometimes, a man just has to drink alone.
But, as a little surprise,
Here, take this tape recorder.
When was this exactly?
Bill--
in bookstores and airports nationwide,
Does it involve a gun with a built-in mouthpiece?
I didn't know myself at the time.
I know you may find this hard to believe,
That is so morbid.
"Give me my life--"
You don't think I overplayed it, do you?
what the stories are about or anything.
where I get so depressed, I swerve into oncoming traffic.
My mother.
But at least he manages to get a few words on the page.
Yeah, that was me and Dan Rather.
I don't want him feeling any more miserable than he already is.
I think I've got a title.
they say a lot of writers do their best work at night.
Better than better.