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It's called positively reinforcing
The number of times you cried this week.
Have half a tissue.
Aah! Aah.
it's carried to the organs of your body within...
Dave, come on!
could find a way to forgive a... A sweet, silly woman like me?
I don't think we're gonna do better than this.
That is so sweet.
We might end up wanting that.
Hold on.
Bingo.
Yes. I'm new here.
But the point is, he didn't just do nothing.
Where's Molly?
Seriously, it's okay.
Oh, man, I needed that.
this parenting thing after all.
I would take him to the beach, the Children's Museum.
- I mean, I know deep down he might not be the one. - No, no.
Once in your bloodstream,
And that's what I'm gonna do
The number of one-armed push-ups you can do?
Whoo!
- But I just wanted to... - A-bup-bup! Rude!
what they call that in Korea.
- Unh-unh, don't do that. - Really?
Well, Mom's not here, is she?
No.
and that was after I got nabbed for an illegal u-ey,
where you're around drinking, so...
- Don't I get a question? - Yes! Good question, Mom!
Oh.
Dave.
You should respect your mother.
first discovered the joy of political discourse.
Not really.
Oh, I know what you're gonna say.