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-It's about time, Henrietta. -You're welcome.
♪ Beautiful eggs of '44 ♪
You're a real piece of shit, you know that?
we're going to need a full- court press.
Is it possible the baby got dipped in brandy at some point?
-Oh! What if we cut the baby in half? -What?
We're toast.
Not really. John and I are aces and we're married.
Todd? No. Diane? Yes! Oh, good.
And I know you're really mad at me because...
[sniffing] No! No, no. That way!
So we put together an all-star wedding and a Meryl Streep movie in one day!
This is why Mom loves Doll more than you. She's right. Doll never hurt anybody.
Why nautical? Is that, like, an asexual thing?
-Weekend before the movie drops? -Boom!
because I can't work with people like that.
Oh, fish.
I have terrible news. It's Meryl Streep.
-Probably, right? -[Bea gasps]
Oh, no! Oh, oh, oh!
Think, idiot. If she takes the car, you're trapped here with Mom
♪ Need the crack of a whip Need some blood in the cut ♪
Which is good, because look what happens when people love you.
I got seven kids and a wife who's really into me co-parenting,
What happened to the guy from this morning with all the big ideas?
Then share a laugh with your good friend, Mr. Peanutbutter?
Whatever beef you have with your mom, that's just a sweet confused old lady.
[thinking] What are you doing?
across the ideological spectrum.
[thinking] Do it.
Today? That's today!
Yeah, it is, you stupid piece of shit.
-Why would we do that? -No.
-three years, non-exclusive, huge payday. -Oh.
and since we have to work together again, we're a good team.
-Yeah? -It goes away, right?
That's why Sarah Lynn died, Charlotte'll never forgive you.
Bingo-bongo, weirdo-beardo. All the greats have done it.
So bad news first: Ms. Taken was a miserable failure.
What is this, a will.i.am-style celebrity endorsement video?
-Where have you been? -Uh...
She kept asking where the baby was, so I had Tina get her this doll.
[screeching]
What's going on with you, Roxie?