Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, no! My hands are so slippery!
But I don't want a fake marriage.
because here's the kicker--
How is #TortneyChortnoy supposed to compete with that?
Well, yeah. But it's still super-obnoxious.
[groans] Okay.
Stop eating cookies, go make yourself breakfast.
-What? -What are you doing?
-[groans] -[Bea] Uh-oh.
Do you have any idea how much shit you throw over the side of your deck?
Oak, desert sage... [chuckles] No, I'm just kidding around.
Isn't it incredible?
But involving boats?
-Great. -Fabulous.
[theme music playing]
[man] Boxer vs. Raptor, ♪ Na-na na-na na-na na-na! ♪
-You're not just saying that? -I never just say anything.
♪ Say a word, do it soon It's too quiet in this room ♪
That's a day you'll never get back. What was that? You're a real piece of--
and his name is Darnarius McQuimberton.
I worked with guys like him at F.M.E.
Hey, you think the baby would be okay if I threw it over the side of my deck?
Todd! Have you finished your groomsmen list?
-[groaning] -Oh.
Look, BoJack, I don't know a lot about balancing a state budget
No, you don't deserve to die young, only the greats die young.
Open your idiot dumb mouth!
Okay, something's going on with you.
He's a jerk, right? It's not just me?
That's the Tootsie Roll, and that's why people get married.
Maybe this time, don't do the thing that makes her hate you.
[thinking] Idiot. Stupid animal. Oaf.
You've given me and Darquimbertus McNarington
-Mmm. -[door opens]
No, she's retiring.
I just tell it how worthless it is every day, how it embarrasses me,
If it isn't my favorite client, Courtney Portnoy,
-Now tell me her name. -Rutabaga Rabitowitz.
I'm sorry, I feel like we always talk about me.
Come on, you drunk piece of shit, be less drunk.