Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[thinking] What if I throw myself off my deck

Also, Eddie Money doesn't do the taking home in "Take Me Home Tonight,"

If you get the milk and leave Hollyhock with Mom,

Who you think has to deal with that?

But now I can feel her getting attached,

Brooke Shields... something?

-[growling] -You goddamn piece of shit idiot asshole.

So when did you get a daughter? She's new, right?

She's sniffing around, and...

But I do know this: everybody deserves to be loved.

That's why I made her this pillowcase.

[laughs] I know, I wanted to tell you right away.

Asexual just means you're not interested in sex.

[BoJack] Piece of shit. Stupid piece of shit.

Probably you and what a dumb piece of trash you are, you fat sack of idiot.

♪ I need noise ♪

Think, shit-for-brains, think. Why is Felicity Huffman mad at you?

I feel like you're getting really hung up on the boats thing.

I was very nervous to have a baby in the house,

-BoJack. -I know! What if for 18 years straight

-Good night, Judah. -Mm-hmm.

Well, it's about time someone pulls their weight around here.

Elton, you have to play this wedding.

No one loves a Fatty Patty.

Oh, no! I dropped it, but it's not crying.

of the film adaptation of Good Night Moon and then come back?

That voice, the one that tells you you're worthless and stupid and ugly?

Whoa. Is it night suddenly?

Oh, God. [groaning]

You screw-up. You're making your daughter hate you.

-Where's Diane? -Oh, she's on the roof.