Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Put that down. Do not eat that cookie.

Hey, today was fun. I'll call you in the morning.

to just show up at your door.

Oh, I actually have a big announcement.

-[groans] -[door opens, shuts]

Hup... ho... hup!

is why you put up with everything else, right?

-Ah. What does every actor want to do? -Direct.

You would be hilarious at it. [sips]

Oh, good. Yeah, agents are replaceable.

[thinking] What are you doing? Go home.

"BoJack things up?"

I will get milk.

I pride myself on probably being able to reach compromises

So, a lollipop? That's still pretty good.

Drink first. No, you stupid alcoholic.

Hmm... what if we put together a project so enticing

-[both gasp] -Did Meryl Streep die?

♪ I need the buzz of a sub ♪

What kind of ways?

You're just saying it. The whole thing is a farce.

I don't think I can take that.

Where was that keen parenting insight 50 years ago?

You are eating cookies. Stop it.

"Forget it, Jake. It's Sooze-town."

-Can I borrow your car? -What baby?

But if I married Courtney it would be a lie without any truth in it,

It's because you made them love you, BoJack.

but now you've got a boyfriend and I've got a family,

You shouldn't indulge her delusions. It's not right.

-It's not like you to be so testy. -Yes, it is.

Suddenly sundown.

-or how a bill becomes a law. -Uh...

-Or was she always part of the gang? -I met her about a month ago.

-I'm unfit? -[thinking] It's true, jackass.

And sometimes it's hard to remember that pure, shining thing