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Alien saucers continue to rain destruction upon Earth.

AND THE REST OF THE DOMINOES WILL FALL LIKE A HOUSE OF CARDS CHECKMATE

Uh-Uh. Forget it. A: I'm camera shy.

Oh, yeah. Ready Freddy!

The Earth's under attack. Can't we forget about that?

I pretend to steal your girl, you punch me, I go down

But I don't care if your skin's red or tan or Chinese.

If they hope to see a TV show that hasn't existed for 1 000 years

As a result, we will not destroy your planet.

It's bad enough to proposition a single female lawyer.

Does anyone have a camera? Right here.

Now we must return to our planet...

Omicron Persei Eight's about 1 000 light years away.

Grandma is a small price to pay compared with—

Your witness, Prosecutor Ramirez.

Sir! I volunteer for a suicide mission. Aw, cut it out!

If you care about the case, you should sleep with me.

I prefer programs of the genre "World's Blankiest Blank. "

Okay, everyone! Come and get it!

You'll learn to die together. Right, soldier?

We find the defendant vulnerable, yet spunky.

Married? Jenny can't get married! Why not? It's clever, unexpected.

I'll be a science-Fiction hero, like Uhura or Captain Janeway or Xena.

I'm beginning to think there Will be no 0-4 start at all

Back in 1 999, Single Female Lawyer's season finale

When Aliens Attack

What in Babylon?

If they don't see a TV show about some bimbo lawyer?

I could make up an ending we'd act out.

$50?! Not even if she was my girlfriend. Take her.

They'll destroy the Earth

We'll die, won't we?

A what? You know. A coward.

The phony-Baloney holiday crammed down our throats by union gangsters?