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Uh, you're-- Jonathan's my husband.
I'm not taking you to the city at 2:00 in the morning
John, this is Louie.
I'm stranded out in the middle of New Jersey somewhere.
calling up your wife, pissing people off,
I didn't know, I didn't ask her--
She's got a gold helmet and 40 tongues and she's--
in the street, did you?
Well, I'm stranded out here.
You're really going, aren't you?
at 6:00 a.m., I'm just--
Forget about me, now.
What, what?
Wave to me!
stop doing that.
But you need to stay here and get some tail.
I gotta go, dude.
I'm sorry. Thanks.
and that there's nothing coming back.
After a set like that,
Hello?
Wave to me!
And tell your fat friend that this is my house, not his.
But, still, we had a good time, right?
Thanks a lot, folks, good night.
I guess they bonded and...
and I'll come and get you, okay?
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