Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I know that I was hard on you, growing you up.
I was so close, though.
Oh, shit! What the fuck?
Help me! Please! Somebody!
I need 50 bucks.
Hey, sir, can you get our dicks outta this thing?
Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no!
Bus is all clear.
Help me, Jesus. Jesus!
Dude, check it out. I got a Chinese finger trap, man.
but just know that this trip
I hate you.
Shut up. Don't wake him up.
- Are you Maria? - Nah. My name is Will.
I'm stuck.
Keep your mouth closed!
- New York? - Yeah.
What happened?
- Okay, then. - Okay, then.
How did he get in there?
That's wrong. You better get my good side too.
And I'm so grateful I had you by my side.
- Oh! - What up?
and he is our primary ambassador wolf over here.
Get off me.
He's in love. He's crazy.
That was amazing. He's like, "I'm a plumber."
- Girl, you just missed them. - Them motherfuckers was here?
Y'all gonna make me Lose my cool
"and bring you to the motherfucking promised land!"
That's all I got.
I guess it did.
- I didn't do anything. - You okay?
Thank you.
- It's gonna be all right. - Have you ever been in love?
I can't feel my throat
The woman I love is in there.
No. I just need information. I just need information.
Go.
I... I don't think I wanna eat at your house anymore.
Man! Y'all is playing. This the worst.
When is the best time to, like, all right.
Because y'all scared as hell.
All right. Nice! I made it.
These dudes right here, they stole my car.
Oh, my God!
My friend, Bud.
Trust me, this trip was not easy.
Sorry, sorry. Just get up. Get up, get up.
You know, since I'm on the run and everything,
Well, when you see them...
Wow.
- Shut the fuck up! - Oh, my God.
I'm proud of you, man.
- You're not on my list, sir. - Okay, okay, okay.
We can ask him to get us out of this.
Bud!
I was looking at my watch. Sorry!
Oh, it's not a margarita?
Squeeze it.
That's not in any of the songs.
Yeah.
You gotta let me in, please. Please.
- Straight that way. - That way? Thank you.
That's why you have no job. You're a fucking loser.
You know what I'm saying?
People from the street don't hang people from roofs.
Oh!
Oh, God.
- Huh? - You are so handsome.
So why are you going in there for her?
Go and say hi to Grandma, motherfucker.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Chris!
One day closer to Maria.
You better fucking... You better run.
He's a fucking idiot. This is how he always thinks.
Don't say nothin'. I remember faces.
We gotta get to Maria, please.
She was coming through the restaurant with them.
uh, do a TED Talklater.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, Chris! - Shit. I'm sorry.
Whatever.
I'm more like, "God damn, some thick-ass white girls."
We've still got conflict in,
What you gonna do? You gonna go in there,
I'm gonna tell you somethin' right now.
- That girl wanna kill 'em. - Who put this up?
He's blind. He's blind. Please!
Thank you.
Fucker.
She's probably the hottest girl in New York City.
that never sells his paintings and I love it.
What the hell was that for?
if you snitch.
and they was gonna come after me right away.
- Good. Is this your Bimmer? - Yeah.
Bob, I ain't trying to go back to jail for killing nobody.
I promise you, my nigga. I promise you.
- Come, come... - Hi.
You're touchin' the counters.
Yeah! I'm gonna...
They look like, uh, burn victims in that movie.
I'm like, "Oh, I have to hide under the table."
I saw a...
It's okay.
You see that box right there? There's a camera guy in there.
I'm stuck in a car wash
Uh, excuse me. Where's the bathroom?
Thy kingdom come.
- How you doing? - Good. How are you?
Oh. Thank you.
He saw her girl, no way
I'm proud of you.
We'll go to a barber shop.
He's a little shy.
but then I'll jizz whenever I want to. So...
so he don't know what he's thinking.
I mean, the guy saved my life.
Sorry. No, I don't.
- Let's go. I'll do it. - No, no, no!
It's similar.