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You ain't right.
It's her car.
- Now! - Nice to meet you.
we're gonna be out of these jobs.
Oh, man. Shoot, you're just shy.
and then I'll get you out of here. Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
"Ooh, I would suck a skittle out your bootyhole, girl."
Night, Chris.
Oh, shit!
I gotta go pee-pee.
- Hi. - Hey.
Is he all right?
It's finally time for that big adventure, brother.
Hey, watch out for that gas, man.
What the fuck is that?
And for a lot of reasons
Oh, my God.
Who are you?
We're never getting to New York now.
Come on, bro.
I think we found our third link.
Sorry.
I just want you to tell me where my car is.
- So, yeah. - Right on.
so you need to get checked out.
Nah, you look good, man.
We're going to Electric Cowboy tonight.
- I don't even know. - Oh.
Ooh. Electrolytes.
The price of art is skyrocketing.
No. We gotta take the car back, bro.
Okay, some of you guys can't say. You can't speak.
Maria
This is my little brother. Come on.
Ask your fucking brother!
No. No, no, no.
Damn it. I missed it.
I'm looking for these dudes right here.
- But... - You too.
Happy birthday, dear Lena
And you're telling me you don't know them?
That is awesome.
- Go ahead on. - No, no, no.
Oh, shit.
Four...
Do you mind praying for him real quick?
Oh, fuck!
Did you think I was, like...
'Cause it's kinda like Pepto-Bismol.
I think Trina's right, man.
you should come to the gallery.
You've been acting like a bitch for years!
- Thank you, ma'am. - No problem.
Oh, yes.
Y'all stole her car.
- Good, good. - Hey, hey. Um...
I'll vacuum your car
My number? No. Uh...
You wanna really... Fuck. Okay.
Get the fuck out.
And he's got that song.
"Genders and genres"? God damn.
Did you think I was, like, schizophrenic?
I have not.
because that car explodes, we all dead.
- So what? - I've never felt this way
- Put it down. - Shut up.
No, no, no.
"Oh, that's Bud.
being a white man.
about a woman before.
I thought I needed to help somebody.
Jesus.
Would you?
Hi. Hey. Hi.
I was thinking it looked like Lord of the Rings, uh, thing.
- No. - Exactly.
What did you press?
You know in the Boyz II Men video
What wars are going on now?
- I'll be back. - Okay.
Maria?
- I don't forget nothing, baby. - It could be anybody.
You need to stand up to your sister for once, man.
Don't let it happen.
Stupid fucking car.
I realized I'm shit. I'm an asshole.
Can I borrow your vest?
Bop-bop.
You did steal my car.
She said you her brother. She said...
You may kiss the bride.
Oh, shit. Damn it.
No, no, no. No rush, mi amigo.
Y'all gonna make me act a fool Up in here, up in here
Is this gonna work though?
My pussy hairy like a booty.
'Cause you won't sell any of your pieces.
Good.
Wait, wait, wait. Trina.
You can't be in here asking me for money in front of
Ma'am! Ma'am! Please pull him up.
- For real? - Yeah, yeah.
- What did you do? - Okay. You're naked, man.
What the fuck, man?
- No, we're going to New York! - No.
You wanna, like, get a bite or something?
Look at me. I'm a tough guy.
Kurt? Bud, Chris. Nice to meet you.
- And I got some Lincolns. - No. Put your money away.
God bless you. You an accomplice to my shit.
You're a goddamn hero. You're a goddamn hero.
We gotta do this, bruh.
Oh, how many fingers can you fit in there?
Yeah, but your throw up is nasty, man.
- Yeah, you take a seat, Bud. - Chill out, man.
All you do is make stupid ass decisions.
and I finally mustered up the courage to ask her out.
Jimmy, back in. Bananas for you.
That could be anybody.
Thank you, though. I'm... I'm good. Thanks.
I... God, I would love to actually,
before I get in trouble.
Well, I ain't got your car, and stop yelling at me.
kiss me.
Yeah. We're more than halfway there.
Oh, my God.
Clap it shut. Watch your fingers. Slam it.
Shortcut.
You need it more than me, homie.
Why did you do that?
- Trina is crazy. - Yeah, I know. I know.
- Is anybody sitting here? - No.
You're stupid. You don't know anything about good cinema.
Come on. Come on, man!
That's... That's crazy.
I'm sorry. Was that loud? Maria.
They've caught us on film.