Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm just gonna go to another car wash.
Okay. You gotta go down to the precinct.
You seen these guys?
Where's my car at?
No. I gotta get my cell phone.
If you don't, the rest of your life,
Oh, shit!
Jacket, jacket, jacket, jacket.
- Excuse me. - Yeah?
First of all, ain't you supposed
No!
- Amen. - Amen.
Well, you smell like shit!
Thank you.
Hey, listen, you gonna walk to your death if that...
This is just kinda outta left field, and I'm at work.
Up in here, up in here
Maria Li, I am crazy about you.
And we supposed to accept that?
That is...
Get the fuck outta here.
I just wanna go over there 'cause...
Uh, they were African American.
I gotta get the fuck outta here, bro.
How you gonna do that right there?
Just like that.
- Really, bitch? - Really!
people look forward to your farts.
They stole my car. Look at it. She beautiful.
- By giving her my vest? - I don't know.
Here, here, here. Hold this.
Shit!
Be quiet. Be quiet.
- Uh-huh. - Uh, it's under Malone.
and said she's gonna kill somebody.
What are you doing up there? I've never been up there.
- I don't know how to talk. - Help! Help!
Hey. What's up, man?
My job, my money. I...
Give him that moment.
- I have no idea. - Maria Li.
- Wow! - This should be it, okay?
I suck shit out of assholes.
- No, you can't go in there. - What the fuck are you doing?
"I don't know, I just been working
You can take out of this jar.
- Dude. - Hey, Jesse.
Bud picked up my car?
She's not your girlfriend yet?
That's so specific.
You're looking at a new Bud Malone.
You need to find another way to talk to that lady.
Yo, get the fuck outta here!
Bud.
Yeah, this is my best friend, Bud.
What are you gonna do about it?
No, no, no.
See that brother right there?
What about you, Lexus?
No. Of course.
Can we kiss?
- Oh, my God. - Stop!
Shit.
"Retard Chris".
- You playin' with me? - No, that's my lunch money.
I hate you.
- What? - That's right.
that I would stop at nothing
- Think white thoughts. - Think white thoughts.
I don't know. Thank you for talking me into this.
Fuck that nigga Suck my dick, nigga
Oh! What the fuck?
- Hey, girl! - Thank you.
No spatula. Hand.
Yeah, there's this big art show I'm doing on Friday
in your goddamn face.
All right. So, you're about to see Maria.
"Let's make love under the sunset, us two."
Maria just fell out of the sky into my lap today.
What? You got some courage today?
She is in J-A-I-L. Prison.
We had a convict escape. Did you see anyone?
The cops won't get here in time.
- Booyah. - Booyah.
I just saw my dream girl
Here we go, nigga Nigga, nigga, nigga
Fuck house arrest. Fuck all this shit.
Hi.
Father be thy name.
Listen, is it okay if we're just friends?
Y'all seen these dudes before? Right here?
- I'm not doing this. - Okay.
I'm sorry I took advantage of you.
You finally stood up for yourself.
I'm pretty sure I don't know them.
White Chicks totally works in real life.
She gonna find y'all.
I can't...
I do.
What do you, uh...
How you doing? I'm sorry. Do you wanna just talk...
Oh, my God.
Hey, chill out, man.
What the hell you do to her?
You too, sir.
- Oh! - Um...
They look like bleached Ninja Turtles.
You're okay. All right?
Kill me first, Trina.
- Eyes. - Fuck you.
It is. And I don't know them.
I look great.
You don't make a dime,
Bud, you will never guess
But right now's not a proper time for that, man.
I wanted to celebrate you.
The zoo? Come on, man.
I'm late. I'm late. I'm late.
My pussy's on fire
You're pretty funny, man.
You might be saying hi to Grandma and not me.
that would be so great.
Motherfucker!
Stop! Stop!
You guys know you're wrong for that, seriously.
- You guys can move? - Call 911.
Man, he made the Bladesoundtrack.
I thought the window was open.
I always wanted to talk to her, you know what I...
What are you doing?
and just talk how you always talk,
- What are you doing? - Let me see.
Because you know some of my work.