Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I need my clothes. I'm late for work.
I don't need him. I don't need anybody.
Oh, here it is.
This is good.
I'm a Florida guy.
I'mma try!
I just got my lips done.
Chris?
Yeah, that's fair.
Stay still.
The hell? Y'all gonna say I'm lying?
Oh, my God. Oh!
- No. - They stole my car.
Run away, please. Get away from me
- Get your ass from by me now. - Wait, wait, wait.
Okay.
- Maria. Sorry. - Oh, my God.
I have no idea who that is.
Thank you for being a friend
I got to walk right in this motherfucker,
You think you gonna fuck me up?
I don't know them.
Oh, it's cooler than a motherfucker
Get away from it! Get away, bro.
If somebody attacks me?
Oh, fuck, I got a headache, man.
Okay. USA.
Where the fuck is Bud?
Shit. No, shit.
That's my favorite movie right there, man.
I got, you know, my best friend is here.
Maybe we can get somebody to help us fix it.
Fuck.
"at the mall since high school."
Just cut in front of these people.
Come back here.
- I'm Chris, by the way. - Keith.
Go, go, go!
Here's to you, Bud Malone.
He, like, this tall, real dark.
What?
Come on! New York, man. Pizza.
My grandma gave me that car for my 16th birthday.
And action.
My dream finally came true.
I'mma kill these niggas.
Oh, my God. He fell down, he fell down.
Get away!
We just wanna let you know there's an artist
- $2.05 I had. - No.
- Let's go. Let's go. - I'm done.
You know what I mean? I'mma dress better.
That say "Bad Bitch" on the back?
I mean, he probably is, man.
You need to cut that fucker in the middle.
Cheers. Thank you.
Please. Talk her outta killing me.
Look at our lives, man.
Damn. What the fuck?
You don't know what I've just been through to get here.
And her name is Maria
- Hi, sorry. Hi. - I'm sorry, guys.
It is kinda fucked up. You need to look at that shit.
and you'll be fine.
No.
Holy shit!
All right, bro. I'll talk to you soon.
Look at this place, man. Fuck yes!
Get the fuck out. I'm gonna play golf.
No! I'm gonna let your bitch-ass go.
Fuck.
- Look at this. - That's just $3.
Oh, God.
Okay, cool. I'm almost done. I just gotta do the interior.
Fucking asshole.
You know my sister.
We really wanna hear what you guys think about
Wait, chill! Would you?
You have to take the car back.
You just missed her.
Yeah. What am I doing here?
I don't have a wristband on you,
you gonna be yourself,
You ain't never gonna get out this town.
So you doing it yourself right now?
Okay. Right on. Cool.
Fuck!
Hi, you guys.
I know you got children. You got family that love you.
Gonna fuck you up, you dumb bitch.
- Hi. - Hey.
Turn it off! What the fuck?
Psst! Psst!
Damn it. I left Maria's business card in the car.
No. How am I gonna help her?
- Wait, what? - Yeah.
The car is fine. Your sister's in prison.
Yeah.
- Bacon? Sure. - Great.
And her name is Maria
Right now, we'd like to take you guys
I saw a girl today
Man, I just wanted to thank you.
This looks awesome.
- Go. - Thank you so, so much.
That's yours?
Can you put this on your finger?
- No, no, no. - That's for you.
- You guys stole my Bad Bitch. - Hey, Trina.
What did you think was up with the vacuum?
How about this?
What the fuck y'all looking at?
Mmm-hmm. So I'm just gonna go up to her and say, like...
Uh... Maria, I, um...
Can I borrow water? Can I?
Bud Malone ain't scared of shit no more!
Hold that for me.