Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I can't give you my vest.

Celebrate. First road trip.

Come on. I gotta see Maria!

that's gonna be speaking at 3:45.

- Go that way. - And, uh...

I just got outta jail.

Oh, okay. Your breath smells like Steve Harvey's mustache.

Yeah, it's gross.

Wait a minute. What is this?

- For real? - Yeah, I'll show you around.

My sister's crazy.

And I know you probably never wanna talk to me

- They're looking for you. - Oh, shoot. Thank you so much.

Hey, hey, easy, Harvey Weinstein.

No, no, no. No, no.

Can we just all settle on that?

- What the fuck are you doing? - Shut up. Keep it down.

Okay. It's an emergency.

Hey, Chris. What are you doing here?

I don't need any of you.

- Okay. - Yeah.

Dude, I gotta hand it to you, man.

- You're a tough guy. - I stood up to you.

- No. Uh, wristband? - Yeah.

She's a killer. That girl's a killer.

No, this is mine.

Get the fuck out of here!

Look at that. That's a fancy cat.

Have you seen these two dudes?

Real, kind of, chubby. Look like a peanut.

Can you, um, tell me about the detox?

and start life all over again as a white man.

Yes, you are going to see Maria.

Can I give you a hug? I love you, man.

Well, if I knew where your car fucking was, I would.

Hey, hey, hey! Stop, stop!

What's your name, man?

when your dick was just attached to another man's.

You're selling it, woman.

Let me hold 50.

But I'm about to kill somebody, Bob.

I said, "That nigga finna kill you, nigga."

Said she gonna kill him if he stole her car.

- Someone went that way? - Go that way.

Thanks for the advice, man.

What do I do? Should I just...

And then, I'm kinda free to, like,

which way these motherfuckers went?

Put some ChapStick on.

She grabbed the fish out the batter,

This is terrible. This is not good at all.

They got in the car and went that way.

And I just wanna see how you'll react to it.

Please stop. Stop, stop.

What did you do to my friend?

- Get down from there! Wait! - I love you all.

Are you fucking kidding me?

I'm in love with an angel. Chasing a girl.

I look like a schlub, though.

Hey, what are you doing?

I knew a guy that, like, got a, uh...

I... I don't know.

"What have you been up to?" And I go...

Oh, I thought you were my friend, Bud.

We gonna do this together if we gonna do this.

So if you're able to stay until that point,

He's the coolest guy in the world, man.

I'm gonna live!

You know what? Sometimes you just gotta

Hey, man. You live in this area?

- Oh, my God! - Stay calm.

I saw a girl today

You brought me back, brother.

Bud, this is awesome!

Somebody, help me.

- Assholes! - Let's go, let's go.

And these dudes, I know they stole my car, man.

- Here's your... - I got pranked.

- and just started blazing. - Exactly.

I don't think we're ever gonna get out of this town.

Please! Somebody help me!

I'm sorry, guys. Anthony is...

got a big nose, that white boy nose,

- I know. - Your name is Craig, right?

- Shit. - I know. Come here.

- "Good to see you." - All right. Cool.

That thing is broken, man.