Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

This dude right here, Chris,

Popcorn. Popcorn. Popcorn. Popcorn.

I don't know you, but I love you, man.

Yeah, there's probably so many other guys that wanna...

Shots on him. Now, I don't know your name.

Chill out. Chill out, man. Chill out, bro.

so we're very excited to have their work here today.

I'm in total shock.

She'll never know. What's she gonna do?

Set it there till it was done.

Hey, hey, hey. Look, don't be going around

Here, you want money or something? Like...

- Are you okay? - Get him out there.

- No. Take a walk, sir. - Please let me in, sir.

with a little bit of Hennessy in it.

I saw a girl today

You've got the coolest beard I've ever seen in my life.

- How you doing? - Hi. How are you?

This is not good.

- Mix it up. - I'll see you later.

Please. We got stuck in this thing.

- Okay, okay, okay. - Get the fuck outta here.

I once seen her fry some fish with her bare hand.

Oh, I gotta get the fuck outta here.

- I think. So far, so good. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Right here or... - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Hey, brother. - What?

It's really hard to concentrate on food

- What's wrong with you? - Piece of shit!

to tell her how I feel.

I don’t wanna be a woman I don’t wanna be a man

- I ain't got no goddamn kids. - Help!

Ah, this is it.

I'm sorry about that. Sorry. Are you okay?

that's my crush from high school.

No, no, no way! No, no, no!

But that's only because

I wanna make her come first,

I was penetrated by a gorilla.

I'm going to New York.

I just saw this girl snatch a door off a cop car.

We're not cowboys.

I'm gonna think white thoughts.

You're the one paying to store her car.

- You gotta go. - I should go. Thank you.

Um, thank you guys so much for coming today.

- What did you do? - I just pressed "on".

And I salute your shorts.

Can you just hit that "on" switch

You just gotta get it together, man.

It's do or die!

I thought you were my friend, Bud.

Man, get your hands off my dick.

Okay, there's no way White Chickswould work

I'm coming to fuck y'all up.

This is a celebration of you and your life.

Couldn't ask for a better partner on the road.

Give me one more shot.

Walk together. Hold on, hold on, hold on.

- Stay! Bud, man, please. - Man, fuck you, man.

Hey, hey, hey. Wait, wait, wait!

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Hey, hey. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

- Oh, wow. - That's what I'm saying.

I really appreciate you. You got a baby mama?

What'd she look like?

So this is Gideon,

- You think so? - Yeah.

No, I'm not touching that shit. Get away from it, bro.

Talk to your buddy and apologize to him,

He's got to feel like an idiot, doesn't he?

Bust outta jail?

Can my friend try something on you real quick?

You got a family that loves you, though.

You like hitting on women at farmers markets?

- Where you from, man? - Birmingham, Alabama.

Why? 'Cause she's accepted or what?

Come back here. Here.

- You are done. Let's go. - I'm done!

I'll see you after work.

Hi. How can I help you?

Does anybody got any ice?

Boy, if you gonna have a mint, I want a mint.

- Sorry. - Chris Carey.

Don't play with me, motherfucker.

That's a colorful car.

this particular collection of artists.

We got in a huge falling out kind of fight.

Like, it doesn't even go to that. Like...

- I got this. I got this, baby. - Oh, that's your girl?

Can't keep wearing these big-ass jeans no more.

It's a Chinese finger trap.

I was kinda out of it, man.

up here to see our wolves

He saw a girl today

Let's sit down. Let's sit down.

They got all different types of... Fuck!

Think white thoughts.

I'm out of here, I fucking quit

Here we go Stupid stupid stupid stupid

Why would you ask somebody that?

Look, you gotta trust yourself, okay, man?

- Question. I have a question. - Yeah, go.

You destroyed my car, now I'm gonna destroy you.