Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

But why would you put a spoon in there

Guys, this is Jesse. Everybody can say hi to Jesse.

You gave 'em my car, now they got to die.

- Uh... Uh... - Sit down. Sit down.

Keith. Nice to meet you, Keith.

- Do you guys wanna hit this? - I do not. Thank you.

and our large primate area.

We should probably get some rest or wash up.

Thank you. Thank you, folks.

boring-ass ballroom dancing bullshit.

We just gotta have fun.

Thank you, cowboy man.

I wanna thank you for bringing me on this trip.

We got four whole days till Maria's art opening.

- Whoa, whoa. Wait, wait. - Piece of shit!

Yo, that shit was disgusting, but we got it all on camera.

We're going back to Florida right now!

- Who are you? - What the fuck?

Oh, my God. I'm so sorry. Thank you.

I'll go to Vietnam or whatever

Because you're taking pictures with these niggas!

You gotta stand up to her, man.

Well, let's get, like, three of those,

Right now you're acting like a danger

- Hey, excuse me, sir. - Oh, God.

My God, he's not going to fucking help us.

I mean, you know that's not right.

to yourself and to others.

- Excuse me, miss. - Yes?

And said, "Hey, Chris, I haven't seen you in ages.

You better pray for this nigga,

Someone just picked that up.

I'm talking road trip to the NYC!

Yes. Say "yes" to it.

Have a good day.

Hey, hold that for me.

Give him some room. Give him some room.

Shit, shit, shit.

I really gotta pee.

I saw a girl today

I'm sorry I destroyed your sister's car.

- It's all over me. - Oh, my God. What the fuck?

Okay, I got this. Thank you, Bud.

Oh, my God. Fuck.

It's hard to stand up to her. She's a bully.

Here we go Stupid stupid stupid stupid

Can we pray for him?

I'd like to make a toast

Because I don't wanna smell your piss.

I don't know what to do!

You're touchin' all these different things,

I think we got off on the wrong foot.

You cannot mess up my sister's car, man.

- Dude, let go of my... - Stop pulling my dick!

Y'all gonna Make me lose my mind

- They went that way. - That way.

I feel like you are a motherfucking liar!

Yeah, that's my Bad Bitch right there.

Okay. I'm serious about calling this guy an ambulance.

- You're an angel. - I didn't know what to do.

You're an idiot, man.

Chocolate glazed for you?

Where do you wanna sit at?

Oh, sometimes I forget.

- Basically. - Say "yes" to it.

Fat-ass booties.

A champagne toast to my best friend, Bud.

This dude don't look familiar to you at all?

Hey, did you see these dudes? Did they come up in here?

She's a VIP customer.

I just wanna die.

Yeah. That's what I was saying to him before.

I saw a girl, no way

What's wrong with you?

Luckily, we're not as busy...

That was the craziest shit ever.

- No. - That's a stolen car.

Quickly, get away. Get away, bro.

That's ridiculous. Okay, watch this.

- Do you understand? - Okay, but chill out.

Fuck you think you talking to, huh?

- for a second? Sorry. - Yeah.

We're going to New York!

- No, you weren't. - Damn it.

Where you running to? Where you running to, hoe?

I'm late for work. My bad.

Y'all don't care about shit like that.

You're a pal and a confidant

- Huh? - I swear to God,

Shit, shit, shit.

I mean, there's a lot of cars that say that.

You know what I'm saying?

So? You a police.

You wanted to take a picture of the gorilla?

Good night, Bud.

Let me buy you a round of some shots.

You know what race I see? The American race.

What are you doing in there?

- Shit! Shit! - Stay calm. Stay calm.

Yeah, motherfuckers! Try to find me now.

Do you have a water bottle? Or a cup?

- Would you? Really? - Yes. Why wouldn't I?

We're the only black guys in here.

They ain't trying to holla at me.

- I'm from these streets! - It ain't worth it, baby.

if you're gonna use your hand?

I now pronounce you man and wife.

Put some of this in there.

Sorry, man. Shit.

I get everything together, right?

Birmingham. Whoa, okay.

- Looks like one, two... - Pick up your pennies.

Somebody just turn it off. Turn it off. Turn it off!

But I haven't seen her in forever.

I was thinking somebody was coming after him,

- That's it? - That's it.

Allow me. Ladies first.

It'll be like our good luck charm on the road.

Oh, shit! Shit, shit, shit! What the fuck?

If y'all see these niggas right here, they stole my car.

- Fuck. - What happened?

- and talk about it. - I'm done.