Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, I'm actually, um, a curator at an art gallery.

- I'm sorry about that. - No, no. That's okay.

bang on the windows, jump on here,

- There you go. There you go. - It fixes everything.

Hey, I'm from where you from. I'm from where you from.

Yeah. It's me, friend.

Somebody, help us!

Will you relax?

- Yes. - And he's like, "Damn, girl.

Get your ass over here.

Pink Crown Vic. Crown Victoria.

I'm freaking out.

I like to drink Pepto-Bismol

This is such a nice surprise.

And I was wondering. I was like, "She's strong."

All you do is think about yourself, man.

Everybody got a friend named Bud nowadays.

Chris. Chris, hey. Chris, calm down. Calm down.

Maria just invited me from Florida.

Wait, wait, wait.

Is there any way you could possibly fix it?

but I would do it a million times over

Well, tell me where my brother is!

No. Trina is not right, dog.

- I don't need a wristband. - You do.

She's a VIP, but we're in line and we gotta get waited on.

- What the hell? - What?

Make sure it reads as face-fucking.

- You know what I mean? - Yeah, you stood up to me.

What the fuck are you doing up there? Get down.

It don't even matter. I just wanna...

I was gonna ask her out.

- Yes, I would. - Would you really?

- Crazy ass. - What the fuck are you doing?

Sir! Sir, you can't be in there.

I'm so sick of you with your stupid threats.

Hey, he's blind. He's blind.

Don't fuck with me, man.

- I'm a plumber. - What time is it?

Man, I'm gonna get my car, and I'm gonna go to Mexico

You gonna die today.

Chill out. Hey, you take a seat, man.

- Y'all seen this car today? - No.

- I know. - That ain't right.

I saw a girl, no way

Fuckin' crybaby-ass bitch.

digging in the car like that, okay?

She seemed angry?

That nigga ain't worth it.

Just for once, in your whole life,

Come back here.

Go, go, go, go, go.

What's up, bro?

Get her number. Get her number.

- Yeah. - You know, everybody has.

- You okay? - No, man.

They're not helping at all.

Can I get your number to have somebody call you?

Here you go. Bud Malone.

Feet down, man.

and if you guys have been friends

and she's gonna fall in love with you, brother.

I had no idea y'all was shooting a movie.

Oh, really? Oh, thanks, man.

Somebody! Help! Oh, my God. Somebody!

- Fuck. Crazy bitch. - That is hot.

I haven't seen you in forever.

What? What the fuck did you just say to me?

didn't nobody stop me from shit.

How's it feel so far being a white man?

And the safe word is "popcorn", right?

- Oh, shit. - Give me your jacket.

I'm at work and it gets crazy at work sometimes.

I hope Bud has an amazing time on this road trip.

Did he just drink outta that thing?

The least you could do is just... "Hey, how you doing?

I said get the fuck off the stage!

She's really sweet.

So let's get away, y'all,

I thought you were Bud. With the glasses.

Traveled down the road

You've bullied me, you've picked on me,

- The gate's open. - Why don't you close that?

I don't even know what that smells like but...

to be on house arrest?

So I'm just gonna speak from the heart.

Their name was on the card, so...

Do me a favor, everybody,

- Okay. - What the... No!

What's wrong with him?

All right, Eric, let's set test the rig.

Spinning my wheels, I haven't done shit

You know I love zoos.

Oh! What the fuck?

Quick question, 'cause you keep saying "at first."

Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh.

this trip to New York, I'm down.

You know if Dow Jones is here?

Shit. Shit, shit, shit.

I'm telling you,

Butter me out of this thing.

Germs actually help your immune system.

Look, there's a golfer over there.

All right, start revving it.

just to be able to tell you...

Mmm-hmm. Exactly.

Yes! Thank you, man.

I wanted to take a picture.

I cannot get fired.