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You gotta fake it till you make it, right?
- No, ma'am. - This is my car right here.
And I want to start a new life with you.
Think about us.
light color.
He saw a girl today
Hell, no. We're not taking Trina's car.
I'm sorry, I know you're working.
I would have suggested not to do that.
You know something?
She's a real killer?
Do you have a wristband?
You gotta go to the Zone Four Precinct.
I gotta make a call real quick.
Listen to me, we are so close.
What are you doing, man?
She doesn't have a regular girl hand.
Run. Let's run. Let's run. Let's just go. Let's just go.
Stop the fucking bus!
Let me buy you a round.
And her name is Maria
Meow-meow. - To Kitty. Meow-meow.
Cheers. Ding.
fuck his face while you're making eye contact.
Right out on that dance floor.
What were you thinking?
I realize in hindsight this was all a little crazy.
I drank a little bit too much.
Three...
Very good. Good work.
- what I'm going through. - Okay, but listen.
It fucking worked.
- Dead man. - Help! Help!
Get his money. Get his money. Get his money.
I'll shower and play pool with you if you want.
Would you put the lock on or something?
- Fucking kick you in the face. - Chill out, man. Hey.
They were here somewhere. Did you see anybody?
And her name is Maria
- Chris. - Huh?
We're doing some free sampling.
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Where is these dudes at?
or I don't have your name.
Y'all need to talk this shit out, man.
Come on.
The one that got away
Whoo! I'm free!
- Great job! - Thank you. Thank you.
- I got a wet rag. - Yeah, give him some water.
- I'm done. You bitch. - I am done with you.
I hope I get to Maria
- Yeah. - Sorry.
I felt something special.
Do you know where the galleries are?
- Yo. - What time is it?
Okay, come on in.
Lord, help us, please. Jesus, help us.
Gg
Hey, he all right?
What the hell, dude?
No!
- What wars? - Yeah.
What I told you? Did I not tell you?
I'm stuck up here. I'm stuck.
You've talked to me for five minutes
Get those clothes off and get the fuck outta here.
No. No, listen. That don't even matter right now,
He's got a knife.
Get the fuck out.
I went on Google Maps yesterday.
I was ready to eat.
that I have to get back for.
Please. I'm stuck under here.
- Okay. Awesome. - Okay.
Yeah, exactly. Walk away.
Go! Before I hit...
Okay. Okay.
Excuse me. Excuse me.
Go that way?
Please stop. Please stop.
- Where'd you get that picture? - This is you!
Let's go. Take this bus to New York!
- Okay. Oh. - Huh?
See ya.
And if he's really your friend,
No, no, no.
He's saying stop the bus. Stop the bus.
I haven't seen her in forever, man. I'm like...
If you was from the street, you wouldn't be doing that.
Man, you know, I say...
Pull your pants up, buddy.
Did anybody here see
and I'm done with it.
First night of the road trip.
- Wait, wait. Keith! - Okay, thank you.
I'm trying to get her to be my girlfriend.
I need to talk to my best friend.
they were white women.
Dude.
- Back in there. - Jesus!
Easy now, killer.
Concrete jungle Texas albino
Oh, my God. I still don't see it.
How'd you guys do that? What the fuck did you guys do?
Zoo life, baby!
Oh, help! Help! Help!
Uh... I'm going to yoga and golf later.
All right.
a relic.
Push them together. Push together.
What? Get off me.
I'm washing cars
She got marks on her face. She got teardrops on her face.
It don't matter whose fault it is.
Dear Jesus who art in Heaven,
You better scale your ass back up that wall!
Let's bring it in, brother. Thank you.
Look at you.
This is my party. All right, come on, bitches.
I mean, I'm sick of this