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- You good. Take your time. - Yeah.
I'm really vulnerable right now.
Yeah. You wanna try our new flavor?
- Chill. We gotta get back... - You better stay away from me.
Can you help me get out?
It's been so long since I kissed a man.
You're, like, way funny tonight.
- Yeah. - I'm sorry about that.
I ought to beat your butt. Oh, my God.
when the baritone dude breaks it down?
Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Great.
- No. - Man, I hate that shit.
Bud. Bud. Bud.
Please.
Wow.
You didn't get that new Wesley Snipes CD?
Shit!
- aren't you? - I'm having fun.
- Good boy. - Why did you go in there?
- You know what I'm saying? - Yeah.
Oh, my God.
I don't remember a thing!
let 'em know I'mma kill their ass.
Halfway through I really thought
Hey, excuse me, brothers.
Fuck, I'm late! I'm late! I'm late for work!
No, we gotta get to New York.
Dang it.
'Cause I promised myself next time I saw her,
Matter of fact, might have to staple his nuts.
- everybody like that. - I'm sorry.
- Are you sure? - I got this. You all right?
- See? - You ain't listen.
No, fuck you. We're staying here.
I'm sorry.
Thanks so much for doing this. The car's making crazy noises.
Like whip your head around.
Yeah, same here.
Hey, Maria.
- Right here? - Yeah, yeah. Thanks, man.
...for that.
Please.
Shit!
Lord Jesus.
Just, uh, relax your dick
And, like, of course I'll make her come first.
your girlfriend left because you don't pay rent.
She said she's trying to kill y'all.
Bud? Bud? Bud?
Bud.
That may be true.
You're in a movie!
Dude, zoos are sick!
Washing a car Washing a car
- All right. - Let me get some.
That's right. This trip made me better!
He really?
I'm about to get these motherfuckers.
Oh! Whoa!
- Miss, I'm an asshole. - Okay.
Whoo! Thank you, man.
Wave to them. Say hi.
Oh, God!
you're gonna be sitting here saying, "What if I woulda?
Anybody tell you you look like a turtle?
Get to New York on my own.
everybody's breaking their phone.
Check this out, bruh.
Yeah, you gotta go to, um...
Oh, I wish.
Hey, looking good, babe.
I figured it out.
Ow.
- All right, let's do this. - All right. Okay.
and comment you're a chef?
What the fuck is going on right now?
Hey, DJ, cut the music!
I saw a girl today
Maria! Maria, where'd you go?
- Seriously? - Damn it.
- Hey, you take a seat as well. - Listen to him.
how strong she is, okay?
- Okay. Thanks. - Get her number.
Oh, really?
Be like, five minutes.
Okay. We gotta walk. Okay?
I'm telling you, seeing Maria today,
Stuck in Florida, spinning our wheels,
I'll get to New York on my own.
You're fucking hitting on me here?
but that's strong words saying you wanna die, brother.
Oh, Chris. Oh, my God.
on the vacuum for me? Thanks, man.
We're about to be.
- Yeah. Yeah. - You gotta trust yourself.
Is there a bar around here?
- Yeah. - ...he's gonna forgive you.
I'll be right back.
Wait a minute, go get some butter.
You got this.
- Yeah. Okay. - I'm Bud.
Well, I think it's a...
Can somebody else chime in too and give advice?
Don't let her get in your mind, bro.
- "I'm killing him first." - I don't think she cares.
I gave this guy the last
I don't even know if she remembers me.
Wow.
Whoo!
Somebody needs to get me a fucking drink and chill out.
Was he with somebody?
Thank you.
We're gonna be going on big adventures.
a towel over this when we ain't filming.
You really brought me back.
I'll get to New York on my own.
No, seriously, that's not gonna be good.
What in the world?