Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Does Trina got any mints in the car?

I told you that's them.

Terry Crews was convinced. You saw the movie.

I think you look beautiful tonight.

Get the fuck away from me.

So, look, you wanna still make

- I'm Kitty. - Kitty?

From high school. Biology class.

I thought that was the urinal.

You know what, man?

Hey, has anybody here been to New York City?

I mean, it's moving.

Please let me in. You have to let me in.

Pressing the meat. Bare hand.

I'll catch you in the wind, nigga.

Some of these artists sell at auction

I saw a girl today

Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

Here, let's just get outta here.

Hey, man, he got a concussion, man,

And Gideon is really, really good at jumping.

And I think I figured out a way

Yeah, I'm boiling.

- This is great. - What?

And her name is Maria

Believe in yourself.

Don't look him in the eye.

No, honestly, you do so much for me.

You was gonna let me kill this black man.

And I was bummed out

Stop the bus! Hey!

- Are you being serious? - Forget my sister.

We are the only black people in here.

I didn't think you would. You know what I mean?

For the first time in my life, let me apologize.

Um, do you know how long an interior detail takes?

Real friends wouldn't do shit like this.

It's a buddy film.

You'll be in the bathroom for a while.

Well, guess what.

I'm gonna get a selfie with the gorilla.

Your breath is so bad,

Okay. I'm gonna go for it!

Oh, I'm late for work! Shit, shit.

and my hands are disconnected to my body...

To the birthday boy.

but this is fun.

that we always talked about.

and maybe some bread.

He's got my leg!

My family don't love me. My family stole my shit.

Good job, guys.

"I gotta take her car back. I gotta take her car back."

You better take your ass off. You better take off.

Y'all see that car right there?

These people don't know what they're talking about.

I need you to get the fuck outta here!

forget about Trina.

I got it all mapped out, all right?

this lady right here. That could be a brother.

Excuse me, sir.

All right, whatever you say, man. I'm down.

Yeah. But she lives in New York, that's the catch.

This is you and them.

You guys are in a movie.

Sorry, sorry, sorry. Sorry. I'm sorry.

But it turns out that I do have a soul mate.

The next time you see these motherfuckers,

Up in here, up in here

Calm down, bruh.

Okay. I hear you, right? And that sounds good.

Uh, excuse me. Where's the bathroom?

Let's sit down.

Yes! Get the fuck outta here.

I can't believe this, man. This is great.

You see any guards out here or anything?

- to suck my dick to kill you. - Yeah.

I just wanna know how long it's gonna take.

Yeah, a new day.

You gotta know who she is.

What the fuck is wrong with you? Like, seriously?

I look perfectly normal.

I get it, brother. I've been in a bad place before.

Your heart is true

Hey, White Chicks.

That's why I don't know if it's her for sure.

So you think you could just

Chill out. Chill out. Chill out.

I'm gonna kill every one of you white motherfuckers

- Yeah, I am now. - Yeah, so you know

God damn it. What type of light is this?

That's the best thing anybody's ever done for me.

I guess he don't understand.

- Get it together. - Please, man.

Trina, is that you?

Fuck that. No. We gotta take her car back now.

This is Bud right here.

I don't care where you piss,

We can kick back, relax, and breathe in America, dude.

- I got $20. - $20?

Great seeing you, Chris.

put it in the frying pan.

You said that it could work.

Let's Lady and the Trampit.

The first time I saw that movie, right?

There it is right there.