Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Yeah. - Can I have one of these cards?
No. We're not going tonight. I'm not going to Vegas!
Single malt. Glenlivet, Glenfiddich perhaps.
Yeah, "A Boy Named Sue." Right?
Listen, I'm really not supposed to drink here.
Two Glengarrys down, easy on the water.
I don't know what the big deal is.
More important, man, I'm sorry about what I said.
So I haven't been looking for a job in a while.
I think, kids were hitting each other or something, man.
Fine, I'll ask her. You want me to ask her?
You'll see.
I'm getting vibe like in a really weird way here.
- Eight, nine. - What'd you get?
- You know, man. You know. - You get that pilot?
What the fuck are you- Why did you un-pause it?
Treat myself. I figure I worked for it. Why not?
you know, right now I have a booking agent.
Hello?
and you're gonna say it sucks, and we're all gonna leave...
- Come on, man, I want to fuckin' play. - I want him to learn it.
Our little baby's all "growns" up.
Who’s the big winner? Zach, that’s who. Zach’s the big winner!
And it's like I'm supposed to be all happy, 'cause she's wearing a backpack.
You know, you got these claws and you're staring at these
- You were in Acapulco Beach? - We watch that all the time.
- Oh, God. - I'm outta here, honey.
It's sunny every day here. It's like manifest destiny.
The girls are young, they drink.
Have him come look. Have him take off his shoes.
Swear to God, five minutes.
I mean, yeah. Do you have something to write on?
- Someone got out of school early today. - I think, they like our vibe.
All right, great. Nice, baby.
- All right. Count 'em up. - How many strokes?
I have a calling card. It won't cost anything.
I been here six months, all I got to show for it is black lung.
Just brother, right? Finally I get to go in and meet everyone, right?
You're always whining about some bitch that left you a year ago!
We need to look like we don't need this shit and then they give us the shit for free
Give me a second here. May I have a minute?
One of the best streaks I've ever had. I wanna get even.
- Our little baby's all "growns" up. - Why do you have to-
Excuse me.
Baby, you are so in love with Jon Favreau, and you don't even know it.
You're gonna get over it.
The point is, Mike, it all depends on how you look at it. All right?
- Yo, Double Down, what time we leaving? - Five minutes, baby.
Perhaps you'd be more comfortable at one of our lower stakes tables.
- I decided to get back out there. - Good. Glad to hear it.
American Eagle being criticized for Ad campaign. American Eagle responds.
See what I mean? It's the same old shit all the time.
- They don't have fighting anymore? - Doesn't that suck?
- This is Lisa. - Hi.
...
Hey, how're you doin'?
Listen, I'm really not supposed to win here
No, that's okay. I wanted to talk to you.
Lady has 11 . What would you like to do?
It's just so simple.
The bunny is scared of you.
Hey, Mikey, you should call that girl Nikki. It's been two days.
- Hello? - Hi, Michael.
- Beats me. - Hey, I came with you.
One, two, three-
- Why? How is that different? - We were younger. It was college.
Lawn jockey
just bi, man. just bi.
You know how you have those little crushes? I had this crush on this guy Lee.
I'm thinking of moving back East.
But, well, this one time- this is really stupid-
I don't know if they're talking about how hard it is to be adopted...
Give me some fuckin' money. I'm not paying again.
and you're sweatin' some lawn jockey.
Let's see, I dropped probably 35 or-
There are plenty of fish in the sea.
I'll make some coffee.
I apologized, bought 'em some chicken and waffles. It's totally fine.
What do you want me to do? Lie?
You know, you just sat around your stuffy apartment...
You know who the fucking bitch is?
The basement of the- the restaurant, the Copa in New York.
Oh, don't worry about it, Mike.
then you wake up one day and it doesn't hurt at all.
- All right, man. - Who's that?
Playoffs, baby, playoffs!
DARREN, YOU ARE SO MONEY, AND YOU DON"T EVEN KNOW IT.
See you soon, gorgeous.
Fucking bitch! What did you do that for?
I'm a bronx girl! Yorktown Hights
He’s so N and he doesn’t even know it
I miss you, Mike.
How well am I doin'?
I walked around for an hour with that stupid scotch on my tray.
- You hung up with your girlfriend. - Ex.
- I didn't mention her once today. - Tend the pin.
This place is dead anyway.
Fine, fine.
You think they'll notice me and you?
- So who threw this party anyway? - Damned if I know.
Solde is the big winner!
Any of the Glens
God bless that kid.
What was so cold about it?