Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yeah, I really didn't like her that much, to be honest.
Yeah, against the computer with the offsides off.
Can't you just talk to me for five minutes?
You're so... you're so scoundrel, and you don't even know it.
None of this shit anymore.
Listen. I just listened to you. Now hear me out.
The Age of Enlightenment
How was it hard?
Look, I know what that's like.
You been tearing yourself up about this girl for six months.
Some don't like me. I don't like certain people.
- I'm gonna get you that scotch. - You know, forget about it.
The honey baby's bringing us a cocktail.
Will you stop for a second?
I didn't see Trent Walker come in here."
Dude, I'm about to do my thing with the thing.
and there's all these little kids sitting in the waiting room with me.
- He should wait two days. - If he's smart about it-
When are we going to Vegas? - We're going tonight
And the funny thing is...
"You shouldn't leave without getting something for free."
- Yeah. Oh, hang on a second- - I could call back.
Right.
Baby, we're gonna get laid.
Ma'am! Where do the high school girls hang out around here?
Come on in.
This just isn't working out.
Jesus Christ. Pause the game.
Yeah. I mean, you said there are advantages to being single.
Party, buddy! Yeah! Dig that!
Yeah, for the same reason that you miss her.
You're so money, and you don't even know it!
Fuckin' blood came out of his fuckin' mouth. It was nasty, man.
- I got fuckin' Wayne. - Pause it!
- You're money. - Come here a second. Listen to me.
You didn't have to get into it, baby.
Yeah. Listen, I don't think that's going to be happening just yet.
The beautiful babies don't work midnights to 6:00 on Wednesday.
You eat anything today?
You figure they'd figure it out by now, right?
Could we just go, please? Could we go?
You didn't go to college. You don't know how it is.
Hey, Mike, if you want to talk about Michelle, give me-
Is he clean, Micheal!
Whatever, man! You're like a fuckin' little whiny bitch, man.
You always double down on an 11
love
- This is the skank shift. - Look at all the beautiful honeys here.
You live in this fucking fantasy world.
But the truth of the matter was, you saw my picture, you saw my tape.
All right, man.
You gotta let go of the past, and Mikey, when you do
You know what, man, you were fuckin' off your ass tonight.
- I'm the one who should be sorry. - Baby, don't talk that way.
We're gonna go home, gonna play with Daddy.
You look like shit.
So I felt confident, 'cause I gave a good read.
- Dude, it's so fuckin' on, dude. - I know. It's on.
Oh, they're gonna notice me and you, 'cause they're watching
Yeah! Winona! Winona! - Winona, Baby. Winona!
Why do you think they put the instant replay in the fucking game?
- Yeah, I swear to God. Swear to God. - Wow.
Mike?
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You're like a big bear, man.
Six days.
That's not gonna be good enough. I wanna make plans to see you again.
- Oh, so you want something. - Hey, fucker. Hey.
Well, lovely makeup job you have there.
- Fifteen. - I don't know what to do here.
- You're fuckin' hurting feelings here. - Hey, it's on. It's on.
Well, yeah, but how long was the relationship she was rebounding from?
Selling scrap metal.
Okay.
- I want to leave. - You're a big winner.
Must've been a while ago, 'cause I'm...
Dude, it’s fucking on!
Well, who's your booking agent?
Unbelievable, dude.
It's just...
Listen, why don't you come out tonight, Mikey?
Oh, Mike, you gotta stop worrying about this. We're goin' to Vegas, man.
sitting there, drinking orange juice, feeling sorry for yourself.
Oh, Mike. Respect, my ass.
- Yeah. - Wow!
- Wow. - That's your great bit.
- Nice to see you. I'll give you a call. - All right. Take care.
Well, I guess I should be getting home. It's really getting late.
You called me? Well, who did you talk to? I was home Monday.
Vegas, baby. Vegas.
Hey, how's it goin'? What's up?
What'd you think of that Dorothy girl?
Because you know why? Because you make it happen on the bets.
And no matter how hard I try, I won't...
Gin time.
Vegas, B-Day. Vegas.
I could've been out with Sue one night drinking
There's, you know, no clocks in this town anywhere.
And it says here, "Breakfast anytime."
Why do you have to make a major production every time we go out and embarrass me?
I still haven't told them I didn't get the series.
- Mikey! What's up, man? - You wanna play again, motherfucker?
Mickey? Mickey's an icon.
'Cause you never shut up about it! You're like a little whiny bitch.
Not your type.
What do you think, Mike?
- Here it comes. - 'Cause I'm tall.
How can you even compare the two, man?
No way.
- That guy? - Oh, he's a bad guy.
When you don’t put up with their bullshit
Then this cigarette has your name written all over it…
I look up, everyone rips up in applause.
Oh, Mike, you don't want all that fuckin' Pirate of the Caribbean horseshit.
B, that’s who! B is the big winner!
I shouldn't. It's a weeknight.
Pause the game!
I just wanted you to know that.
except they're surrounded by a bunch of drunken, horny assholes.