Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

So you called her up, right?
You're a good friend.
Was that money or what?
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- I really do! - Shut up, okay? I know she likes me.
And I see that all the kids are signed in for the exact same role as me.
Guy Behind the Guy behind the guy
No, I used to wait two days to call anybody,
- It's on. To you. - Jesus Christ. I'm sorry.
All right, I'll pause it. Jesus Christ. Like you scored all day.
OU asking Texas should we leave the Big 12 early
The whole room is rip-roaring clapping it up for me, for big T, right?
What are they doing here?
She's the only one I danced with till tonight. That Lorraine is good.
Baby, don't talk that way.
- Excuse me. - Excuse me, darling. I'm sorry.
Come on, you little party girl. That's it. Come on. Fun little games?
We all have stories
Yeah, they went with somebody who had some more theme park experience.
You're doing what you love to do. What the hell is she doing now?
No, no, no.
We gotta get out of here.
I'm telling you, baby, you always double down on an 11.
I mean, I sort of freelanced on my own, kind like, found my own things.
- Money! - Bitch!
These cells are bread anyway.
So I'm reading with the casting director and, girls, I literally start crying.
Maybe a Glengoyne... any Glen.
You're doing really well out here, Mike.
This place is dead anyway
- Thanks for clarifying that. - You know, I'm down too, Mike. Alright?
- Hi. - Hi.
- I think I like this town. - No, no, gotta go to New Orleans.
Bad man.
That was Sue. I got two parties tonight. One's for a modeling agency.
Please, stop. I'm trying to make a phone call.
- She looking at me now? - No.
Kinda.
- They'll fix you up. - You'll fix me up.
- When we played football that day- - Oh, Jesus Christ.
I'm the asshole in the place. Right? I'm the asshole?
- Oh, so you want some? You want some? - You ain't shit!
Mikie!
- No matter what. Like splitting aces. - Whatever.
Look, you see how they dress when they go out, right?
Because you... you lived with it for so long.
Pierre? That's his name, Pierre? What, is he French?
We all miss you back here in New York.
Okay. And this guy she's seeing, what the hell does he do?
- Just brother, man. Just brother. - No.
I know where it is. Starbucks.
just gay, man. just gay.
hey its me again. That was a little gay. I like your captain hat. Lets hang.
- Roll up, bitch! Roll! - Come on, let's see it!
He says, "You walked in with the role, you nailed it, you're great."
- Nice guy, though. That guy's cool. - Hey, big Mike.
It's kind of like not talking to your pitcher in the middle of a no-hitter.
You know, man, I didn't understand it either.
Did you even hear what she said?
Right, although probably more likely the opposite.
Can I come see you some time?
I took a ballroom class with Michelle.
I killed for that job.
Did you get turned down for Goofy?
She starts crying.
- Tell me it gets better. - Oh, it does, yeah. It does.
Hi, can I get a Dewars on the rocks?
Why didn't you call?
Guys like me and you gotta kick it here. Old school.
Jesus, that must've cost a fortune.
Four days? I don't know about four days.
We're going bye-bye now. Yes, we're going bye-bye.
Well, there are... You know, it's just different circuits.
Great. Good. Great day.
No.
You can't sit at home thinking about it.
Hi. You didn't have to get off of the other line.
Just shut up, okay? I can't.
- Six years? Oh, poor thing. - I know.
How you doin', Anna? Good to see you. I'll see you soon. Alright.
Can I get you something else?
We were a rebound and we lasted for six years.
'Cause you're "growns" up and you're "growns" up and you're "growns" up.
- On the table. - Excuse me?
Where is this place?
Yeah.
- Are you sure? - Yeah, sure. The phone's in the back.
- Oh, it's on. - It's definitely on.
- No. - I swear to God.
I'll have the pancakes in the age of enlightenment, please.
When people are upset because you don’t like being treated like shit and the fucked up rumors
There's gonna be beautiful babies there.
Oh, is that right?
I know what you're saying, man. I just don't know what to tell you.
- Is he polite? - Is he a brown man?
- Oh, yeah. - Nice.
It's gonna be okay.
You know, or the rock and roll grunge tip.
Then I'm trying to, like, maintain a conversation with them.
I’m a producer.
THIS IS the TREND WE CALL HIM "DOUBLE DOWN"