Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I don't know. I mean, I couldn't.

Place is dead anyway man

- That's the dope. - Dude, dude. Reservoir Dogs.

That's my hog right-

Habeas baby. Habeas

I would never eat here anyway

Come on! Yeah, I got a fuckin' problem, motherfucker!

The money's pretty good.

You got an 11. You always double down on an 11.

I'm sorry. Maybe I don't know.

I could've been out with Sue one night drinking and told her I was a race car driver or something.

I can't afford any more than that, all right?

Let's go get something to eat.

Well, I guess we don't have to worry about him anymore.

Yeah, vegas! Vegas, baby. Vegas!

with these claws, you're thinkin', "How am I supposed to kill this bunny?"

before I finished leaving my number.

or we'll be at the Derby for Big Bad Voodoo Daddy.

So I put down my head, and the whole room sits in silence...

- All right? - Sure. Hey.

God, I can't believe the women in this city.

Yeah, why not... This place is dead anyway

Jesus Christ! I'm tellin' you, man.

- And I believe him. - What?

- Definitely. - It's not like that.

I don't think we're interrupting anything.

They're gonna give Daddy a room, some breakfast, maybe Bennett singing.

- That'll be great. - Okay, great. Let's go.

Could you not mess with me right now?

My job offer: Killin me

Who's the big winner here tonight at the casino? Huh?

I didn't want you to think I was weird or desperate.

a couple of high-class guys like me and you.

All I listen to lately is Rolling Stones does that make me some kind of fag?

Swingers (1996)

I killed for that job

- Stop with that fucking Reservoir Dogs. - Which one?

You didn't have to get into it, baby

Different, I don't know, schools or philosophies, they all can fight each other.

Not till you book it. You know, you might get cut out.

Come on, man. Come on, peaches.

I'm gonna be up for a while and I'd rather speak to you in person...

Okay, I'm gonna try. I promise you I will shut up if you shut the hell up.

Baby, will you relax just for a minute here?

Take this ticket in with you when you go in.

Yeah, but entertainment law isn't something that you just jump into.

Well listen to me now. Everybody in the room is sitting there

yeah, why not? THis internet is dead anyway.

Yeah! Dig that!

I mean, at first you're gonna pretend to forget about her.

I just happened to run into her number.

Will you cut that shit out?

Come on, Mike, you got to get out with the beautiful babies.

but now they'll appreciate the business.

Hi, Nikki, this is Mike again.

We should do it again some time.

No, baby, she smiled.

Dude, check it out, dude. I swear to God, it's fuckin' on.

Baby, you are so scoundrel, and you don't even know it.

I don't know. I called you Monday.

Hi HR person, this is Rob. could you just call me when you get in?

I got it! Oh, my heavens. Thank you!

Alright. She's a sweet girl and I love her to pieces...

What's wrong with you? I saw you talkin' to a beautiful brunette baby.

You know, that's your problem, is that you-

Anyhow, my number's 2-1 -

I'm sorry. I got lucky on the craps table.

This is Merton We call him Double Down

I don't know, man. She just... she didn't really do it for me.

Chelios steals to Roenick.

- Did she or did she not smile? - It doesn't matter.

I can't believe what an asshole you are.

She's playing a little game, like a fun thing with me.

Flosum. Flosum, that's who! Flosum's the big winner

Oh, man, who would ever carjack your fuckin' K car?

And everything that is past is prologue to this.

- Really? You sure? - It's all right. All right.

Definitely. Two days is like industry standard.

- Michelle went for you, right? - That's different.

We all have stories

- Yeah, come on! - You're the fuckin' bitch, baby!

Whatever. It's After School Special bullshit.

You tell a chick you been someplace, it's like braggin'

You didn't have to get into it, baby

You're so... you're so gay, and you don't even know it.

Well, exactly, it's like, you know, you have...

Oh, you're a comedian.